Kryptonite

why is american cheese so weird holy shti

There's no actual cheese in american cheese

galaxy minstels

What the hell is that?

Chad can eat pizza pockets for breakfast, cheeseburgers for lunch, etc and maintain sub 8% body fat with a chiseled face, while YOU have to chew on a synthetic leather belt with your tongue perma-glued to the roof of your mouth and go on a freaking raw vegan juicearian diet to achieve only a fraction of the results he has.

>see this webm
>only thing left for today is oats
kill me

>tfw you are already over by 500 calories

Ate too many peanut m&ms at my parents' house

brisket, so meat from the lower chest
>not supporting 60% of your weight with your pecs
>2016

This shit right here man

how many fucking m&ms did you eat?

Like 10

Alright, fuck you, mang. Goddammit
>tfw most places to pick up wings are closed by now

Have you seen the one where she visibly cums? Delicious

Oh my god, where is this restaurant? I want to pay money for that.

Chinese food, it's so cheap and taste great. Luckily the broccoli with sesame chicken sauce tastes great

A lot of chinese food isn't that hard to make and can be fairly healthy, as long as you're not deep frying it.

Pic related. Just finished making this for dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow

>forgot pic

yum whats the restipe

>tfw ultrachad
>tfw ripped after 2 months lifting
Feels good man

I just work a lot, it's easier for me to order

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>1 lb (500g) chicken breast
>2 stalks celery
>1/2 white onion

Marinade
>2 tbsp soy sauce
> 2 tbsp cornstarch (can cut in half or omit if the extra 60 cal bugs you)
>1/2 tbsp chili vinegar
>1 tbsp grated ginger (I use a premade paste) OR 1/4 ground

Sauce
>2 tbsp soy sauce
>1/2 tbsp chili vinegar
>1.5 tbsp fresh ground black pepper (if not fresh ground, you will have to play with this amount a bit to get it to your liking)

Chop up the chicken into bite sized pieces, toss with the marinade, and let it marinate for 30 min. Chop up veggies, set aside.

Heat up a pan/wok on high heat, add some oil if desired (I use coconut), and once the oil is hot, add chicken and cook until browned. Take chicken out, wipe the pan a bit, add a bit more oil if using, and cook the veggies for about a minute. Then throw the chicken back in, add the sauce ingredients, and stir it up for another minute or two.

Change veggies to suit your liking. If you can't find chili oil, slice a jalapeno and let it sit in about 1/2 cup of white vinegar for half an hour. You obviously won't use this much, but I like to have it on hand for other recipes that call for vinegar that I like spicy.

Nutrition (without oil)
>~830 calories
>20g carbs
>~16g fat
>152g protein

*if you can't find chili vinegar

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Beer

Lying bitches apparently.

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can someone tell me about the origin of this meme please

Link pls

Bro this shit was posted on fit by some random dude every now and then for months on months. It just happened to get picked up and caught into a meme for a week or so. Here we are about a month after that fact.

Go to camwhores. com or whatever the site and search her name. Don't have the link handy.

A nice burger from Wendy's. Or any other place with good burgers. Also churches chicken. Or any other place with good chicken.

Neat, thanks buddy

>women

Damnit, OP, you found my one weakness!

true OP
my kryptonite is women with a disputable ethnicity