Making it general

Memes + porn addiction + jewish tricks

Not even chad

I now have a new goal in life

>Become chad
>Humiliate bitches when they throw themselves at you
>Call them filthy sluts and whores because that's exactly what they are

>pretend to be retarded
>"fuck off, retard"
>LMAO le epic ruse y u mad? XD

>become chad
Sorry guys not possible. Whether or not you are a Chad is dependent on your genetics!

>They think that lifting will give them Chad-face

You can swap the genders and make the exact same story about a guy who rejects a bunch of mediocre women but does everything for a hot chick for the slight chance that she'll put out.

So good job user, you discovered humans want to have sex with people they're attracted to.

t. Chad worried he'll get competition

No its not

It depends on what your name is

but no guy rejects a bunch of avg... they might nail em and FWB zone them tho.
FWB zone is the grill version of friend zone.

This.

Why the specific name Chad, anyway?

And there is the faggot post we've been waiting for folks. It took over half an hour, but there it is. Thanks for playing.

>but no guy rejects a bunch of avg...
>banging average chicks

Whats wrong with average chicks?

the more chicks you fuck the more attractive you are to women

You're busting your ASS in the gym and keeping a meticulous diet and STUDYING HARD while CHAD is eating PIZZA and SKIPS his classes and drinks BEER

bitch I bang fatties, im working up to avg.

S-stop it. It's not fucking FAIR!

...

Ive known three guys who were amazing with women. As in hundreds of partners and dozens of 9-10s.

Every single one screwed enormous amounts of average and even below average chicks, and two of them even said something along the lines of "you gotta bang a bunch of ugly girls if you really want to get with average girls regularly, and you have to bang a lot of average girls if you want to get with hot girls regularly."

A pussy is a pussy. Shit makes no sense bro.

too close hombre

Pretty sure id bang an ugly grill if she wasn't fat, but I can't find any non fat uggos... Did they get rid of those?

Gotta grind the lower level mobs just to level up and capture the higher tier ones guys.

>tfw can't even grind lower level mobs

i'm starting to think some of you people are putting too much stock into the Chad meme and that it's not a very healthy attitude

aim lower.

Im in a similar bind, single for the first time in forever and was hoping of having a good time, dates and lots of sex
Sadly there are like no single girls around so im wondering yeah, when did they get rid of em?

(managed to find 3 single girls in a two year period and date 2 of em)

Never post here again homo.

politically correct society, weak men, children grow up being soft

do the world a favor and hit your kids, you'll fuck them up, but atleast they won't be cucks

There's no fucking exp bar floating above your head displaying how many bitches you've slid your dick in. They won't know until they they notice how bad you're in bed.

The last chick I did for some reason though I had done 30+ women. Only until after the deed did she realize she was only my 3rd.

She didn't want to meet up again.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Channing isn't that attractive objectively, his celeb status adds a couple points

he kinda has a downy face

That face when you're walking with your new bae and you see your loser ex.

>chequed

why, is this your safe zone?

>They won't know until they they notice how bad you're in bed.
Do girls even give a shit about this?
I feel like being good in bed as a guy doesnt really pay off whatsoever

If we had healthy attitudes, we wouldn't be here

I want you to look up the average weight of the American woman

Jesus, what a faggy response. Lurk more you fucking newfag.

>Do girls even give a shit about this?
Only if they plan on inviting you over again.

you asked, she didnt. next

CHECKED

Felt so good m8, especially because he was the one who dumped me and I thought he broke my heart lel. Can't believe I was so hung up over him.

Yes I'm a grill btw

My point was that this doesnt really matter unless she wants to fuck
Im good in bed and i got a big dick but i rarely get to use it since i rarely meet girls who are single and worth a damn

Unless you whip your dick out or tell girls you are good in bed this wont matter and even if you do most girls would just call you a creep and walk away

Except girls tell all of their friends about every sexual encounter they have. So if you are good in bed and her friend hears about it she will want to try you out for a spin.

No fucking lie but I matched with this exact same girl, what should I say?

So this IS your safe son.

Post pic of match

What do

Dunno where you live but ive never had this happen ever
Had two gfs and a few random hookups
Girl im dating right now wants to come over pretty much every night to fuck since well, she enjoys it so much

pretty damn sure none of her friends know about it though and same goes back as far as i can remember

Girls DO talk but only shit to ruin your chances

Ask her for some discreet, no strings attached, car sex.

"Very nervous asking but: Are you by chance interested in no strings attached car sex outside my house"

>Yes I'm a grill btw
Well no fucking wonder you got over him so quickly

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dogs then?

This.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Veeky Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Veeky Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

I would totally be down for some nsa car sex with this chick.

Hey if you need some bounce back sex, I'm here, bby. And don't worry, I'm not like most men, I'm a nice guy.

Literally took me months and I cried like everyday so I wouldn't say I got over him quickly....

Unfortunately I have a girlfriend, I just like Tinder for the self-esteem boost. Feel like I'm missing out on an easy lay up. She's a 5/10 tho

You don't go through with it, you do it for the jokes.

Screen cap this thread and send it to her if this post ends in dubs m8.

You cheating bastard. I hope your gf finds your phone, and leaves you for a guy who will never hurt her.

Just ask and screen cap don't actually fuck her lol

I'm conflicted between praising your clairvoyance and mentionning that this maybe the healthier board on this god forsaken website.

You guys are retards.

I'm a 6 or 7/10 body at best, but I'm 6'5", good facial aesthetics, good attitude and social intelligence, and good photos. I get at a min 5 girls on tinder every day and I really don't use it that often.

You insecure sperglords think girls will magically start riding your dick when you can bench 3 plates. You're a fucking joke

faggot white knight I bet you've never even held hands with a girl now get the fuck back to Veeky Forums faggot

You have a new bf after months?
Im on two years of searching and i still havent manged to find a new gf after my breakup
girls sure do move on quickly but its to be expected since there are so incredibly many guys out the just waiting for a girl to become single

Hell, im waiting right now for one to dump her bf so i can swoop in and ask her out

Wow your an asshole who doesn't deserve a gf

ayyy I'm 6'5" too
post pic

not him, but i used tinder for validation/time wasting while dating my ex, she would often swipe for me.

The trick is to not be the kind of man who she thinks would cheat on her.

I dont have passcodes on my, i leave it around, i dont lock things. Complete openness or even the illusion of it is a pretty strong guard

>implying I need to post pictures of myself on an anime forum to validate my post

The point is I don't cheat on my gf, I don't even send messages, I just like gettmatches based on my pictures and no bio

We'll my ex treated me like shit even though I was always extremely compassionate and generous to him, so I think after we went no contact I was able to think about how I deserve better and that helped me get over him more quickly.

>I just like Tinder for the self-esteem boost
fgt

>not him, but i used tinder for validation
Im curious because i havent really dared to use tinder because from what i hear its a desert of no matches for guys but

I look pretty good and im tall so is tinder really good for just the validation?
I mean do you actually get matches from real chicks and not just bots

No

Yeah you girls are famous for your mental gymnastics, no offence

Im jelly of your ability to move on so quick, i wish there was as many single girls willing to date as there are dudes famalam

Women have friends you idiot

And they talk about sex, and whether or not you satisfied them

If you suck at sex you're going to get a shitton less than if you're amazing at it. Period.

>5/10
Hahaha
A 3 at best m8

>Implying you don't care for validation after making that post on an anime forum in the first place

shiggydiggerydoo mate

I think most people are surprised at how fast they move on. Girl of 4 years broke up with me about 2 months ago and I've been feeling better than ever. She also had hard boiled egg titties though so that probably helped.

I mean I dont get tons of matches, i usually get 3-4 a week.
Nothing too crazy, definitely way more dry for dudes.

they managed to get a lot of the bots blocks, its better now

>Women have friends you idiot
And i covered that, you idiot
I cant imagine it matters since im pretty sure they arent talking about it.

Being great in bed doesnt help much if you never get to have sex and its not much of a selling point is what im trying to say

Lol I do this too sometimes, I've even texted girls for days, flaked on the dates and then tell them I'm actually not that interested huehuehue

I still end up fucking a couple of the hotter ones though

>I think most people are surprised at how fast they move on
Well yeah but it aint stopping them
my last gf dumped me and had a new bf after about a week, it was pure hell because every person we knew together through facebook asked me IR "Hey did [exgf] and you break up? cuz i saw on fb she has a new bf already"

people might be surprised but girls still move on at light speed, but its to be expected
There are thousands of guys out there just waiting for a girl to break up with her bf so they can move in, lack of dateable girls and an abundance of guys caused this really

>I cant imagine it matters since im pretty sure they arent talking about it.
Jesus, you have no fucking clue at all. Its the vast majority of what chicks talk about and it matters hugely. Chicks fucking love talking about that and nothing makes them more jealous than knowing a different chick got to fuck someone who was good in bed.

Sounds like you're just awful at sex and trying to justify it as not being a big deal.

>girls still move on at light speed

Not this one, she still texts me that she misses me every couple weeks and I never respond

>I cant imagine it matters since im pretty sure they arent talking about it.
Are you retarded

Chicks talk about sex as much as, if not more than, guys.

>and its not much of a selling point
What the flying fuck are you smoking. Are you seriously telling me you wouldnt want to fuck a 5/10 if all your guy friends knew she was the absolute best at sex, and would fuck a 6/10 even when all your friends told you she was fucking awful?

You sound underage as fuck