That guy at the gym who does alternating dumbbell presses

I welcome your challenge, I would kick you to the fucking curb and knock all of your teeth out. I don't even do alternating presses.

I do alternate hammer curls, I don't know why but it's so much better then do both arms.

Never saw someone doing alternating dumbbell presses.

Kid, I'd put you in a headlock and flip you over my knee. When you got up to come get more I'd literally say "heh (literally audibly meme-ified "heh") come back for more? TAKE THIS" and sock you in the stomach. When you bend over in anguish I'd say "nothing personnel, kid" and double fist the back of your head.

You'd be KO'd and I'd look at your twisted body on the ground, "shouldve had a V8".......... CURB STOMP

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>that guy who uses dumbbells

Only PUREBRED faggots drop their weights... So guess what..

Only PUREBREDS do it unironically. I do it to prove a point: I'M IN CHARGE

It used to be a SHITKICK worth offense in the gyms of yore... One of the rare times that I get misty eyed thinking of the good ole days. Now every shitstain Rodney Dangerfields the hell out of the gear.

lol what a faggot, kys senpai.

*slaps drink out of hand*
"What the FUCK are you going on any"