What do, Veeky Forums

No but i only ever sex with guys.
Apparently I am good in bed..
Vagina is same as pooper, right? I mean for sex skillz that is

redirect her to ur pal tyrone

either that or send her this image

Go for it then.

Nah, last guy told me I was a good fuck

We already agreed to "hang" next weekend...
I have no place so i was gonna try to go to her place

ask to come over and watch netflix

bring alcohol when you go over

>needs to ask an anonymous anime imageboard for help with talking to a girl on skype
>calls others "virgin robots"

Okay. aspie. here's some advice: Tell her that if she's looking for good D, don't come to you because you're a virgin who will probably cum in his pants as soon as she hugs you

>Y-you too
You're a beta if you don't do this

>you're a virgin who will probably cum in his pants as soon as she hugs you
ain't nothing wrong with that

W-we're all gonna make it brahs (T-thanks Veeky Forums)
>bring alcohol when you go over
Hash oil too?
Cumming too quick was literally never a problem even when i lost my Vcard.. I almost think i am borderline ED except i never lose a boner

ok easy.

you say "That's perfect. I'm gonna call you Hannah Montana while I'm blastin' that Vagana."

Kek i should have

>Hash oil too?
actually just ask her "do you want me to bring weed or liquor?"

don't bring hash oil you fuccboi, just roll a blunt or bring some to pack a bowl

...BREHS!

6/10 would do if I thought she had a sense of humor

"I'm that gorilla dick nigga, i make dyke pussy wet"

ask her to send pics

I don't carbonize plant matter as i am a filthy hippie...
Just wine then?

fucking hell i hope you spank that as and strangle that bitch while you go balls deep

>I don't carbonize plant matter as i am a filthy hippie...
you are a fuccboi pos

don't assume wine, she may be a rum or whiskey girl. ask her what she wants

this is on skype... is this a girl you actually know or some online friend

I'm not saying the N-word.

YES!

your game is weak as fuck

nigger, you're getting raped and cut into pieces

Fuck you, wine is delicious.
It is literally grape juice with alcohol instead of sugar.

Hard liquor is for plebeians

Wow finally a guy like me. Good job OP. These teenaged bitches on Veeky Forums ruin this site completely. I'm the guy who made this meme btw, you probably know so I am

lets hear your response, Veeky Forums stud

Tinder sloot, just matched today
Hence me asking you autismos for help.

You try being in a serious 6 year relationship and having game afterwards
Doesn't matter had sex
Not me
Is this some pop culture reference or something? I don't get it
Thanks brah

>ITT: Utter and complete lies
OP is a virgin robot

I don't know who you are, but i hope for your sake this is ironic shitposting

I hope you bust balls deep inside her. Knock that chick up.

Kek.
What proof should i offer, dear arbiter of skepticism?

You write way too much you fucking girlyman

>first message
>aight (no punctuation)
>second message
>yeh whatever

Honestly i totes would.
Trick on her, i have no money for child support

Nope. I'm legit real and the most popular person in the forum

Have another meme, kid. I made it myself

Posting a thread like this one is proof you're a virgin and likely will remain one.

...

>saying "yeh whatever" will get her wet
Meh...

...

I wasn't pretending to be you bro, it's the next line of dialogue in the show.

>Being this retarded

>mfw the OP is totally being led on and nothing will ever actually happen
Five bucks says she's sitting there with some of her girlfriends and they're laughing their asses off at what fucking dork you are, OP. Not only are you not getting any pussy, you're going to be a laughingstock once they start talking around about the fucking loser they were texting with.

LOL fag

holy shit guys.... did I just get rused by a fake tinder??!

Or is this still potentially legit?

But i have a 8/10 face and abs...
S-she just wants me because i lift r-right?

you could also use my old favorite
>wut

or you could skip it all and just say a time you want.

lol

fake, gtfo

;_;
..we're all still gonna make it, r-right

Called it

DELET THIS!!!

google.com/#q=verified meetups scam

LOL you fool she's a whore.

Permavirgins, when will they learn?

ok fine
>girls basically says she wants to fuck
>"i dont think that will be a problem, should i just hit you up when i got free time?"

dude wtf? I'm surprised she even replied after this weak shit. if she's being so direct, she obviously is used to and attracted to men who are aggresive and not ashamed of their sexual prowess/manilness. You're going to turn her off if you continue with these soft replies imo. After she said she wanted some good D after leaving her relationship, not loking for another one, I would have sent somethign along the lines of
>not looking for one either babe. lets meet up at X time

Fucking period. lets her know you dont fuck around and you're here to handle business, and sets in stone the idea that you WILL fuck her because you're giving her a definite time. If i was feeling extra hype, i would have a thrown in something like "promise you wont become too much of a clinger after" for that extra banter

just be direct she already said she wants to fuck.

Op here.
This was the advice i was hoping for.
I will apply this in the future (seeing as how this time was a failure)
Thanks user.

It's some /pol/ culture. Sam Hyde, a /politically incorrect/ comedian got his own show on Adult Swim. In that show, one of the sketches was that he teaches a mentally handicap guy how to flirt. That's one of the lines

Just new to tinder, brah.
I am used to only meeting people IRL so this new fangled interbutts has me befuddled

>try being in a 6 year relationship and having game afterwards

Maybe if you had fun and flirted with your gf you'd still be in a relationship.

Figures i missed it given that i dislike both /pol/ and sam hyde

Dude, word of advice as a virgin myself:

Anything on Tinder that tries to get you to any other messenger like Kik, Skype, etc, is a scam.

The only alternate communication forms you should get from Tinder is Snapchat (to prove they are real) or a phone number

...

Bf* and he still wants to het back together

Check and mate, atheists

(No but seriously our silly goofiness wouldn't translate to flirting, he had an incredibly memey sense of humor, and understood all my shitty references)

Nice shitty gif. Who the fuck let you and all these other retards out of /b/? Go be weak fags and project your own failings somewhere else.

>fucking guys

Well of course you don't know how to talk to bitches, but why start now?

I went 6 years without titties.
Miss them more than dick or bootyhole.
I could take or leave the fishwrinkle, though i kinda miss that too (even still i would prefer a petite ladyboy to ragdoll around as i fuck her into a coma)

I've literally had that exact message sent to me and it was a phishing scam

Then find a girl you can meme with and stop fucking around with shitty dating apps.

How to meet grill?
I asked this question and people said tinder

I thought I was doing it right

Probably the same troll lmao

Fukken roasted

Go do stuff you enjoy and look at who else is doing those things.

...

I could tell it was fake from the second message dumbass.

No girl would respond to that autistic shit you said.

D E S T R O Y E
D

you dumbass

>I'm all TRIGGERED now
LOL, fag xD

Holy fucking lmao OP is literally a fag

ALL THAT CONFIDENCE FROM A MALE SCAMMER STATIONED IN INDIA LOOOOL