ITT: We Describe Regulars at Our Gym

Pic related there's a massive, bald Egyptian guy who looks like Apocalypse everyday in my gym between 5 or 8. He never talks to people and people never talk to him they just kind of scurry away from the bench when he enters.

There's this guy that every time I walk in, I see him resting on the bench press between sets. He rests for like 5 minutes between sets and he always has 205 on the bar. When he does his sets, he benched 205 between 3-5 times and then continues to rest for 5 minutes minimum.

I keep seeing these two asian guys who lift for ten minutes tops then leave. Hell, just today I saw some asian guy work out for s minute then rest for ten. What's with asians?

Maybe they're on a busy schedule m8

From 2PM-6PM every single day there are 5 bros each with a gallon jug of water working out together. But they go one at a time so its just one dude benching with four dudes standing right there talking.

I imagine most Veeky Forums users are these dudes. I call them the Roid Crew even though they're probably natty.

>hick guys in trucker hats and tank tops who walk around looking tough and proceed to curl
>arabs who think their the shit walk around with a swagger
>black guys going all thugged out in bling and shit at the gym
>almost nobody compound lifts or does anything really except meme motions

god i miss my university gym. we had 4 clean and jerk platforms and 12 squat racks, almost always full. people there were fucking knowledgeable and none of this casual shit going on.

Chris Bumstead.

Scruffy the Janitor. Literally a janitor. Giant rattail, does all sorts of crazy stupid shit. Muscle ups, transition to upside down rows on the pullup bar. Stacks plyometric boxes and does full sprint tactical rolls over top of them.

Leopard print tights guy. Massive, super long hair, juicy gloots, always wears tights or compression shorts.

This x999.

That's clearly someone training Powerlifting style.
Only retards and people with limited time do less than 3-5 minute rests between sets.
If you're not retarded, and you're not on limited time, and you can hit your sets/reps consistently with less than 3min breaks you're not using enough weight and you're just wasting your time.

Crossfit guy who clearly ran out of money to stay in a crossfit gym. Wears vibrams and does alternate kipping and regular pullups.

QT fitness girl. Stays tan, wears her dark hair in a braid, dons cheetah yoga pants, only does squats and curls. 5'2" at the most.

Bolo Yeung 2.0. Bald Asian guy, prob 5'9", lifts everything heavy, wears sweater with sliced off sleeves at the bicep, probably has been to prison. Ignores cardio at all times.