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>Answer me you son of a

155
5'7
14%
15"

84 kg / 185 lbs
186 cm / 6'1''
14%-15%
40 cm / 15.7''

>215
>6'2"
>20-22%?
>14.5

Is roiding the only option?

75kg
5'7
11.5% according to boditrax

Also pic related wat do

"y..yyou too"

ask someone whose a tinder god anything

why do you feel the need to lie on an anonymous image board?

so, whats ur number

she's not into you. Tell her you want her to suck your dick

lol not even lying my friend

got banned from the misc so now im back here

if you want honest advice say

"hahaha yeah and if you really want to laugh you should come over and ill show you my penis"

Getting a response is 90% of the work on tinder. Ask for her number flat out, not in a cleaver way, and proceed from there.

210
6'2
20
17

tinder thread?

tinder thread.

1/2

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guess she wasnt too smart after all

>stupid line i could've seen 2 miles away
>"oh you're smooth"

yeah i guess she wasn't that smart.

yeah but its not like im sticking my dick in her intelligence

yes i know, and no one is gonna criticize your for that.

you want to see some more

I do. Why not.

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kekkkk

>i enjoy food

She didn't have to clear that out

>active 12 hours ago

doubtful

>mo're

kek

i like how retarded and sex hungry she is and saying you are smooth to hide the fact

she looks french so..

>140
>5'7
>wat
>small

>150kg/330lbs (down from starting weight of 190kg/420lbs)
>6'5
>don't know but obviously high, 40%+
>don't know, have been keeping measurements but don't have them on phone

228
6'2
18%
16 inches

>150kg
wew

is it hard to live that heavy?
are u the guy who opens threads about his fat body?

Believe it or not, the extra strain it puts on my body isn't really noticeable because I'm just used to it. (Plus being really tall with a broad frame helps distribute the weight a bit I think.) What I do actually notice is the difference from losing weight. I work in security doing patrols around a factory most of the night (do about 15-20km for an 8 hour shift) and it's so much easier than it used to be already. I don't get out of breath nearly as easily, my feet and knees don't hurt as much and I just generally feel healthier.

One placeit does make a significant negative impact is on my love life. I'm 24 and still a kissless virgin

And no, I don't start threads about my fat. I usually just lurk

well evidently you will feel far better if you loose the rest of the fat. i mean you just said it

>does make a significant negative impact is on my love life
its sex life, not love

189lbs
5'7
11%
17
>manlet

82kgs
173cm
~18% BF
no idea, but probably pretty small.

holy fuck

>11% bf at 189lbs/5'7
get the heck outta H

Agree with this dude. lol if you think you're 11%

Nice arms though, assuming they're not fatceps.

Please. Mo're of this

>220
>6'
>17%
>16
Neither fat, nor huge, Phelps torso length and broader shoulders.

My last message was December 2015

83
175
around 15
43cm

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> 6'7"
> 245 lbs
> 16%
> 16.5 in May, haven't measured since

>6'4
>135lbs
>15%~
>10"~

Get on my level faggots.

>"hahaha"

Fuck I hate that so much. I don't even bother witch chicks like that anymore. Convo is guaranteed to go no where, and she ain't giving out her number.

Dude....

Mate.

Man you brought up height first. I get that she over reacted because she's obviously self conscious about how she's a fucking whale, but you started that conversation topic with what i assume came from a facts about yourself type deal.

>29 year old virgin wombat, my sides kek

> 85.5 kgs- 188.4 Lbs
> 183cm - 6'0
> 14%
> 42cm - 16.1''

~90kg
6;5"
???
???

Your 1RM

You're fucking hilarious

Dude what the fuck how are you still alive?

ayyy
>press X to doubt

she thicc doe

Yeah fuck people who do this, and replies which are just a smiley face or an emoji.

How the fuck am i supposed to respond to that shit? I just drop the convo, usually they come back with "sooo.. Blah blah blah?" After a short while And I'll keep talking

they don't have to carry the conversation they can just expect to be entertained

>you found a match
>check excited as Im an average guy aka no chance in hell on Tinder
>it's some fatty I accidentally swiped right on

195lbs
6'3
12-17%
17 inches

>75kg
>5'7
>11.5% according to boditrax

holy fuck you must be stacked

Only thing she dismantles is an entire grand slam at Denny's.

>be me
>used to get bullied at school
>decide to say fuck it and start lifting
>lift for 10 years solid
>perfect diet, completely natty
>finally get fucking stacked
>spent so much time getting big that I never had time for women
>one day I'm minding my own business when this fat fuck comes along and picks me up
>completely shatters my worldview, didn't think anything could be bigger than me
>ego destroyed
>fat fuck takes a picture of me and posts it on facebook
>tells all the australians that I'm a virgin
>makes a joke about some anthony burch fucker as if that makes me feel better
>feel completely emasculated]
>nobody will ever respect me
>it was all for nothing
>such is the life of a wombat

>he doesnt swipe right on everyone

220 lbs
5'11
17%
18"

>157 lbs
>5'10"
>8%
>14"

180
6'
~18%
17

162lbs
5'7
18%
16 inch

why would she not unmatch him? Legitimate question.

because, he adds to the numbers. She gets to look find out she has 1000+ matches

>74kg
>179cm
>~15%
>39cm

If it was purely a numbers game then why wouldn't all women just match with every dude?

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>Not in a cleaver way
I find that chicks kinda dig butchers as long as you don't make it too threatening

holy fuck dude you're so fucking dumb, are you that cringy pun faggot?

"Do you want to go camping with me? I love eating smo'res too

236 lb
6'2
Like 20%+ easy
Big enough. Bigger by the day

She is CUTE

Because you can like 100 people/day and girls want to brag about hot matches, not loser matches

>345 lbs
>6'1"
>around 40%
>I've never measured them

Her profile stated that she was not interested in anyone under 6'

WE WUZ

jejjjj

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200
6'1
~16%
15"

am i t-rex mode?

Is this salvageable?

>wanting to hook up with a prude who won't suck dick
Funny thing is i am bi and have sucked dick... not even unpleasant tbdesu