Literally how?

>especially when it comes to getting girls

Bears live in less dangerous environments than gorillas, they don't have to deal with African predators.

>especially when it comes to getting girls
That's where it actually matters the most.

gorillas can bench press cars

Not him but i dont think it does really
Or maybe you mean that you need to be 6'3'' or taller to actually see a result of it

Heres to animal strength

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Would love to see any of you pussies say this shit to a bear's face.

Gorillas only fight when they need to, like when protecting an infant

youtu.be/Umokxn3Vc38

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>instagram

A bear would destroy a gorilla

Go back to YouTube. You fucking idiots.

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Fuck apes are awesome.

I'm a pretty fucking big guy, I could fuck a bear up easy, just jump on its back and choke it out

This

You morons are being memed. Those stats arent even accurate. A bear would fuck a gorilla up and eat it easily.

>This is what lanklets actually believe

From the Guinness book of records 1975

In 1924 "Boma" a 165 lbs male chimp at the Bronx zoo, New York, recorded a right handed pull (feet braced) of 847 Lbs on a dynamometer (the comparison given is 210 lbs for a man of the same weight). On another occasion, "Suzette" registered a pull of 1260 Lbs while in a rage (same zoo).

in first instance 4 times stronger, in second 6. so lets say that average chimp is 5 times stronger than human

god knows how much a silverback would be

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>Grizzly
Fat powershitter

>Silverback
Athletic weightlifter

/thread

Even manlet bears will fuck you up, see

Leg day not even once

That's bullshit though, bears fight each other all the time over territory and mates

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Mirin

bears have 7 inches long claws they would bleed gorillas to death

>that sudden shit at :58

No, you need to be less than 5´10 to see the negative results of it.

>that roid gut

God their toe thumbs always freak me out.

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Maybe some people don't take gorillas seriously. Maybe some people don't show gorillas the respect they deserve. Maybe gorillas aren't the national animal of Russia.
But tell me this: You ever seen anybody fuck on top of a dead gorilla?
>muchosucko.com/82315/shake-that-bear
Respect that you bear-loving lanklet

they can't measure strength of animals. However I've heard it estimated that a silverback has the strength of about 10-15 average males. Not sure what "Strength: 4409 lbs" is measuring.

When will they learn

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Plus, gorillas are pussy vegetarians

What the fuck

>cant figure out that a tree climbing animal with opposable thumbs and rotator cuffs is stronger and more agile than a 4 legged shit machine
>got a D- in Grade 9 Biology

Pick both

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Tigers fuck Bears all the time. I have seen this in India (inb4 poo in the loo) man times. A gorilla would fucking smack the shit out of Winnie the pooh.

Gorillas don't climb trees

They don't live in trees, but they certainly can and have climbed them. Imagine doing a 1000lbs weighted pull up.

It probably has to do with muscle density. A gorillas muscles (and a chimps and most other primates too except humans) are so dense that they can't swim. Another user also mentioned a bear's got more fat too.

You are actually hilarious
Wait I'm joking. Kill yourself

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They're strong as shit because of their nervous system

They don't have control over their muscles as well as we do. They're literally retarded

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Around Sliverbacks. Never Relax.

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Fucking manlets when will they learn

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>I'm a pretty fucking big guy, I could fuck a bear up easy, just jump on its back and choke it out
> new meme?

top kek

I've got my money on the gorilla. Smarter, better mobility, stronger and has the ability to grab things. Bear has a claw advantage and maybe more protective skin/fur, but I would put my money on angry gorilla hammerfists.

>when u about to fight a grizzly bear then a child falls into your enclosure

>strength
>4490 lbs

how much do you ohp ?
>4490
how much do you bench?
>4490
how much do you squat?
>4490
how much do you deadlift?
>4490

>implying strength is quantifiable to one weight amount

how do they even come up with this number anyways?

>mfw the bear planned for the child to fall because it's smarter than the average bear

They add together the gorillas deadlift, bench, and squat.

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Bears can weigh up to 600kg

Gorillas can weigh up to 270kg when obese and in captivity

There's not a chance a gorilla could fuck with a bear

Gorillas can stand and punch though. Bears have to do this awkward balancing act to get up high, or try to bite. Plus bears are fat as fuck.

i hope they die a slow and painful death

Humans can stand and punch. They're smarter, have better mobility, and can even grab things like guns. Sure they weigh a few hundred kilos less, but weight doesn't matter at all in a fight.

1. bears have more bodyfat
2. gorillas have denser bones and muscles

>Weight doesn't matter in a fight

Tell that to all combat sport organizations

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>humans defending a stupid bear's "superiority" over a species from their own family

did you just assume my genus?

hahahahahahaha didnt see that coming

Better leverages, shorter, smaller, much more compact than a bear.

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What happened to this poor dude?

A bear

Can't compare, those are skilled and trained athletes.

It seems that the manlet bear won t b h

I was the original poster of "weight doesn't matter".

I was being very sarcastic.

You stick a 50kg guy against a 110kg guys, the 110kg is gonna win.

Now imagine a 160kg guy, vs a 540kg guy.

>primates are permacleanbulkers
>bears fell for the cut->bulk meme

you are a primate, not a bear

An ordinary human can pull a person's face off. There are a number of cannibal tribes that rip off peoples skin and faces and those bath salt incidences involves faces being ripped off.

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man, I'm so fucking jelly of the chimpo's muscles.
hello chimpo

Lord knows I need them

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put me in a figth versus a hamplanet to see who would win?

so hypertrophy is over strength training?

We're talking about average guys, it wouldn't be fair of me to say "a 100 kg guy could beat a 50kg who has arthritis"

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