Can somebody explain this?

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Zyzz didn't touch girls below 8/10

stallman is a born alpha, zyzz had to become one

it's not really a big deal to grab a pornstar's butt

This is a shop! THAT is NOT stallmans body!

I guess he preferred ladyboys

Gentoo man is next to a pornstar where she is being paid to stay and pretend he's not a disgusting piece of shit.
Zyzz is not touching anything less than an 8 even though she would drop to her knees and succ off the whole crew just to get the chance to run her tongue along the ridges of his abs.

Damn what's that pornstar's name?

Stallman is more alpha than Zyzz, that should be obvious to anyone.

stallman is shopped

He'll never pay to a woman because he can got sex for free (as in freedom)

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Sinn Sage

Who /g/ here?

Stallman really is alpha. He fucked a married woman who was also a lesbian.

sadly, me.

Do you have the email of him BTFOing 2D waifufags with his superior 1D waifufaggotry?

Thanks user you a real one.

I wasn't being facetious, Zyzz was an insecure, vain girlyman, Stallman is an uncompromising rebel that has gone his own way since the start.

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>things that never happened

The guido to the right is almost dropping his shorts

Stallman went to Harvard, MIT and shook hands with Bill Gates. Zyyzz on the other hand didnt even went to college or high school but slayed chicks. You decide

Slay chicks

bump

get the fuck out

You do fucking know he got a top academic qualification from a top high school, right?

Zyzz did pretty good academically in HS probably realized he was still stuck in that shitehole Austrailia so he stopped caring about school. Austrailian schools don't really rank highly compared to US/Euro

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I'm /g/ and Veeky Forums. What do I win?

lol

used to be but its too shitty now. id rather improve myself than bitch about phones and gpus with retards

maybe the picture was taking before zyzz placed his hand on her waist

either way i'm pretty sure zyzz touched more women in his life time than fatty mcfat there will in his

I never thought I'd unexpectedly see Kripp on Veeky Forums

DELET

Veeky Forums.

So todays lesson

rich>famous>confidence>being Veeky Forums

Kripp is unbelievably not muscular. I'm talking DYEL indian level. He just covers it up with loose shirts and his blocky head. It's not just "oh he's a skinny vegan" it's "oh shit is he going to die?" Freaks me the fuck out.

hello, PAJEET

It's called game, brah. Don't initiate until it's time. I bet your ass that girl still gets her pussy wet shen she sees him overhanding her, because that's a tease.

Picture got taken in mid motion. His hand was there a second later

Zyzz was dux of his high school and was studying business & commerce

Ganoo plus linux.

A dead-end job as sysadmin.

Kek

Lilly Sincere

Clamidia

I went to the same school he went to, Marist College Eastwood. It's a fucken shithole m8

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>I went to the same school he went to, Marist College Eastwood. It's a fucken
Is he renowned as a legend there?

That's what you get for being a vegan, I guess

It's always
>about to die skeleton mode
or
>fat fuck from eating 2kg of rice a day

Zyzz was a beta.

Man on the left is ugly but doesn't give a shit and enjoys life anyway.

Man on the right is somewhat handsome but insecure and constantly displeased with himself since he could be more ripped, more muscular, more rich or more what ever.

We all know what girls find more attractive

lmao remember when zyzz was like

> ima live to 100

then he died in a sauna in his early 20s?

fukn classic

>academic qual
>high school
thats like saying I have a certificate from kindergarten

This x 1000

The right
In a study women were shown men either, happy, arrogant, or contrite.
Happy men were rated less attractive.

kripp was skinny before he went more than full no life mode. He got skinnyfat after diablo streaming when he got sponsors and started streaming hs. I used to watch his streams before the gym because he was in greece back then and streamed since 6 AM eu time. I remember that he was eating shit ton of doughnouts for breakfast every single day. We're not talking about americlap doughnout with a hole inside, those were some greek pastry contraptions at least 5 times the size of a regular doughnout. Like a fucking loaf of bread. You could see him getting fat by the day.