Post what you consider the ideal female physique

I'd fuck your gfs titties, user

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petite kinda like this, thinner, smaller breasted and preferably half a foot shorter

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thanks, have another pic of her

or like this, but less asian and short

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50% left 50% right

like this

The problem with these threads is that DYELs are the majority of posters here, so obviously no normal guy wants a girl bigger than them but once you're reasonably big you can have a girl with more muscle on her but you're still much bigger than her.

My perfect physique has to be Nay Jones, but preferably not a nigress. (Why is it so hard to find Veeky Forums gingers?)....

Getting big and staying big means you have no life. Eat too much food, sleep extra long hours, train at least 5 days a week, FOREVER? We smaller guys that stay Veeky Forums don't want girls equivalent to you big meat heads :)

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he gets it.

Not the hairstyle though.

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Anything that gets me hard, so yeah, everything.

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that is insanely perfect

It looks like a horse!

I'd say somewhere between these 3 extremes:

1. fit as fuck
>big quads, glutes, hams
>defined abs
>decently sized muscly upper body (i.e. balanced physique, not "lol I only squat")
2. super breeding specimen
>wide as fuck hips
>slightly higher bf
>big ol' titties
>hourglass figure of peace
3. petite qt
>short
>slim
>tight ass
>small-ish tits

I'm in love

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[heavy sweating]

This basically

Senpai pls...

Based OP coming in clutch with the black chicks.

>/fiz/

Thats fucking nasty bro. She looks like her pussy would smell like earring backs.

The OP implied HUMANS. these are shitskins, ignore n destroy. X

wish I could have banged her in her prime

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>implying you wouldn't tap that

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Underage fag get out

Honestly anything's alright as long as she's not very chubby/fat.

You just know that it doesn't get any better than this.

Gonna post a bunch

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Lmao I genuinely know that girl, she went to my college and university in England. How do you have that picture?

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It's popular. Name?

First name is Sophie. She's a huge fucking weeb and she lost weight/cleared her skin up. I once saw her laugh so hard she sneezed and snot went all over her face. She wasn't hot before.

>tfw you sacrifice your gains to the toucan lords

lol classic "I know this girl" who doesn't gives link to her facebook

why do you even say that then, prove it

I really do know her irl, someone posted that picture on a fuccboi facebook group me and my friend are in and we couldn't believe it. I'm not gonna link her Facebook cuz it's going a bit far and I don't want her to be bothered by thirsty Veeky Forumsizens.

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Mmmmm

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>dollywinks

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fugggggg

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>posting genetics
>implying the body matters without the face

BREH

fuark who dis

What's her ig bro?

Jesus can someone pay for this guys nosejob please

>posture is very stretched and curved towards the back to make stomach and sides stretch to look less fat
>body turned in such a way that gut is hidden behind arm
>saggy upper arms on one that fold over elbow
>fat fingers

Just cause the ass and thighs are fatter than the rest doesn't mean it's not a landwhale. Man the harpoons.

So you're bi?

Doesn't have one afaik. There's another nikka itt who knows who she is (I linked him), mb he knows. I have her on FB and she never posts thotty things though.

Unless 'sophie' became a pornstar you're full of shit. The chick in that pic is a british porn actress.

no-one wants a girl who looks like a skeleton left over from halloween, and those girls are hot

She isn't afaik, unless it's someone who looks REMARKABLY similar to the girl I know, in which case I'd like to know who this porn star is.

Literally a cartoon character.

name of the pornstar?

Second this

Jaye Rose

Yeah see

She actually looks remarkably similar to a girl I went to Uni with over 4 years ago in London but it's not.

>/new/

good taste man, this is a very classic milf that has a few hardcore pics out there along with a few nice sets

quite old though, i wonder what she looks like now

Holy shit, I didn't realize there were still anons on here with good taste.

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Per-fug-ection

>toucan lords
can this be a thing now

Because you have jungle fever? gtfo

I have a warped opinion of what makes humans attractive. but >tfw 5'7 so I'll never land one of these chicks. They only dig 6ft+ black dudes

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there goes my no fap november

That desktop is enormus!

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