THAT

THAT

FIRST

SIP

OF

I don't visit fit often. Is this meme real or troll?

FUCK OFF

THE

DAE!?!?!?

DAY

No meme my friend, Monster Energy™ is the best way to get energized for your workout, and with zero sugar there is no unnecessary fat gain either! Try it my friend!

*teleports behind you*
looks like someone forgot to take their sips

>mfw having one for the first time today
It was pretty nice. I have another one in the fridge too

>Drink a monster in the morning at work
>Normie coworkers joke "Haha, hitting the hard stuff?"
>Resist urge to tell them that it's only 160mg of caffeine and my usual coffee consumption is probably over that

>that first sip of the day

LAST

that first squat of the day

kys :(

YOU MONSTER

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That second sip of the day

Checked. But no.

>saved

>see this post
>fail to resist urge to reply
>my daily caffeine consumption is 400-600+mg
>200-250mg preworkout
>40mg per teabag, 4-8+ teabags a day
>if I only slept 3 hours and need to get something done I'll drink two monsters four to five hours after a morning pure caffeine, 160mg each monster.

Now I look like a fucking douche for bragging about fucking caffeine for fucks sake.

Caffeine dependency sucks ass

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>™

start drinking coffee with butter every time you get a sip craving

is this some stupid marketing shit from monster ?

Probably

>tfw you were addicted long before this started so it doesn't make a difference

when I get a sip craving I take a sip
fucking siplets when will they learn

Monster's are so good they don't need marketing
we're just appreciating and discussing sips

infinitely better

ultra tastes like flat fanta

>Monster -273.15 °C

Gross. Drink noss. Its just b vitamins cafune and grape juice.

Wouldn't you fucking die?

not if you're a seasoned sipper
this one's not for amateurs

wow what a degenerate thread, good jab boys, i bet the average age in here is 15

Monster Black is delicious, white and absolute zero taste like medicine

someone didn't get their first sip

no, i drink caffee in the morning like a normal grown up man

coping level = coffee drinking cuck

gulp

did he actually say that?
rly maeks u tink

>absolutely zero

>I've gone two weeks without an energy drink

I have to say, I will probably miss my Lo-Carb Monster™ and vodkas, but I actually was addicted to energy drinks to an unhealthy degree.

I'm finally using up all the tea I said I'd drink.

>le degenerate

:^)

TFW 7/11 just put the deal back on on monsters

Going to be grippin and sippin soon here lads

I hate this meme

Who here just woke up?

>Red Bull
Get the fuck out of here with that swill

I got you

Homer loves those sips

>these threads persist
>feels threads with lifting reasons get deleted
why

>tfw no dutch gymbro

Sipping is GOAT preworkout, dingus

Fucking monster energy is advertising on Veeky Forums of all places

4 sips cmon!

my man
Thank you

Guys how do i into sips?

Sip my shit up senpai

>.in

May I save this pic?

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Thank you.

Yeah, that's probably what's happening here.

I have to admit, this marketing campaign is great

kek

Best thing about this is.....

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FUCK YOU this is an sfw board

Where can I buy them in bulk

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>when you get that first sip and dubs

Costco?

>TFW cheekie will never give you a footjob after taking that first sip

kek

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