THAT
THAT
FIRST
SIP
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I don't visit fit often. Is this meme real or troll?
FUCK OFF
THE
DAE!?!?!?
DAY
No meme my friend, Monster Energy™ is the best way to get energized for your workout, and with zero sugar there is no unnecessary fat gain either! Try it my friend!
*teleports behind you*
looks like someone forgot to take their sips
>mfw having one for the first time today
It was pretty nice. I have another one in the fridge too
>Drink a monster in the morning at work
>Normie coworkers joke "Haha, hitting the hard stuff?"
>Resist urge to tell them that it's only 160mg of caffeine and my usual coffee consumption is probably over that
>that first sip of the day
LAST
that first squat of the day
kys :(
YOU MONSTER
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That second sip of the day
Checked. But no.
>saved
>see this post
>fail to resist urge to reply
>my daily caffeine consumption is 400-600+mg
>200-250mg preworkout
>40mg per teabag, 4-8+ teabags a day
>if I only slept 3 hours and need to get something done I'll drink two monsters four to five hours after a morning pure caffeine, 160mg each monster.
Now I look like a fucking douche for bragging about fucking caffeine for fucks sake.
Caffeine dependency sucks ass
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>™
start drinking coffee with butter every time you get a sip craving
is this some stupid marketing shit from monster ?
Probably
>tfw you were addicted long before this started so it doesn't make a difference
when I get a sip craving I take a sip
fucking siplets when will they learn
Monster's are so good they don't need marketing
we're just appreciating and discussing sips
infinitely better
ultra tastes like flat fanta
>Monster -273.15 °C
Gross. Drink noss. Its just b vitamins cafune and grape juice.
Wouldn't you fucking die?
not if you're a seasoned sipper
this one's not for amateurs
wow what a degenerate thread, good jab boys, i bet the average age in here is 15
Monster Black is delicious, white and absolute zero taste like medicine
someone didn't get their first sip
no, i drink caffee in the morning like a normal grown up man
coping level = coffee drinking cuck
gulp
did he actually say that?
rly maeks u tink
>absolutely zero
>I've gone two weeks without an energy drink
I have to say, I will probably miss my Lo-Carb Monster™ and vodkas, but I actually was addicted to energy drinks to an unhealthy degree.
I'm finally using up all the tea I said I'd drink.
>le degenerate
:^)
TFW 7/11 just put the deal back on on monsters
Going to be grippin and sippin soon here lads
I hate this meme
Who here just woke up?
>Red Bull
Get the fuck out of here with that swill
I got you
Homer loves those sips
>these threads persist
>feels threads with lifting reasons get deleted
why
>tfw no dutch gymbro
Sipping is GOAT preworkout, dingus
Fucking monster energy is advertising on Veeky Forums of all places
4 sips cmon!
my man
Thank you
Guys how do i into sips?
Sip my shit up senpai
>.in
May I save this pic?
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Thank you.
Yeah, that's probably what's happening here.
I have to admit, this marketing campaign is great
kek
Best thing about this is.....
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FUCK YOU this is an sfw board
Where can I buy them in bulk
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>when you get that first sip and dubs
Costco?
>TFW cheekie will never give you a footjob after taking that first sip
kek
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