you kiss her you lose your six pack

> you kiss her you lose your six pack
> you bang you lose all your gains
> you marry her you are banned for life from all gyms

Easy pass, plenty of other women out there faggot

>you're Op, you're underaged, you're banned

I'd fuck the shit out of her and become home gym master race obviously

If she pegs me it's a win-win

>that gut
no thanks

That's easy, I'm gay

She's so beautiful

lmfao anyone whos gotten a girl in there life, like most socially adjusted people have, would laugh there ass off at any of these.

of course this is Veeky Forums soooo i cant be surprised.

>marry her
>keep gains and build my own home gym

>stretch marks
I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick

What's happens if I just eat her ass?

>tfw gf bullies me into doing a harder routine and pushing my PRs

Is there anyone virgin or not that thinks that it's not a joke?

What happens to me if i rape her throat while she's roofied?

found the virgin

fuck off faggot

>No blonde hair
>No very light eyes
No thanks

Tittyfuck and bjs. All my gains remain

>get cucked by big black cocks everyday while you pay child support for her growing tribe of niggerlings

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

>the don't have six pack anyway
at least I get first base for free

I post on Veeky Forums

>implying I have gains

>am trying to lose weight
>bang the shit out of her
>lose gains
>spend the rest of my life skinny
>end the chain of type-2 diabetes in my family
>build muscle really easily because SuperiorGenetics™
>made it brahs

What about I do nothing and stay exactly the same

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