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the bimbo way

Holler

fall asleep as such

Get a neck harness and do neck lifts m8. 4x25. Works a treat.

Ez
Take 150adrol + eat
15lbs guaranteed

Throw your neck back on shrugs

Next thing you will remember will be bimbo fucking you from behind while whispering 'beg for it' to your ears.
watch your backs.

I do this a lot

See

Please. Enlighten us with better knowledge or fuck off and neck yourself.

nah

if you don't know why it's fucking retarded I don't particularly care

I'm not gonna type essays on my phone to explain completely basic concepts to some retard who thinks a cycle with 12 compounds at obscenely high dosages is a good example. it's much easier to just call you a retard

Yup. Just like I thought. You got nothing. I brought knowledge. You brought fudd.

People come here to learn about roiding and doing it safely. Instead of that, you pull out your dick and just hurr durr dat is shit.

Educate people and share the wealth, or do us a favour and neck yourself so the rest of us have more oxygen while we're lifting heavy things and putting them back down.

this might be a joke, but that would actually workout your neck muscles alot lol

but that will only train the "back" neck muscles right?

What about the front and the sides?

do it

for extra muscle activation jump off a chair into the rope

you brought some copypasted post from some complete retard making up a "pro bodybuilder blast" pulled straight out of his ass

there is no knowledge anywhere in that post. there is no "safety" involved in running almost 12 gram of gear a week and stacking shit like adrol and dbol together

literally, literally kill yourself. or try running that blast, same end result

so i injected with a 2.5 " 23g needle yesterday and my leg feels like someone stabbed it with a knife.

Is that needle overkill? Been pinning like that for a few weeks, mostly delts so far

Same user
If gay porn with bimbo isn't an option. Try this.
Just be ready to feel gayer than doing man on man porn.
youtu.be/9OWziZywhaI

i laughed pretty hard at that

>pinning delts with a 23g needle
what is wrong with you

2.5 inch wtf dude?? are you fucking 80% bf???

I personally like to go out of my way to find a nerve in my quads and stab right through it and attempt to inject myself while my leg spazzes out like a catfish fighting for it's life.

I use 25g though.

Maybe he had to pin through swollen glands

That that was the point, to discuss the finding and see if it was legitimate or bullshit. I'll kill myself if you do it first you cockgobbling animal farm outtake.

and I thought bimbo was a masochist.

lol is that too long?
And no im quite lean actually, like 12%.

I thought about getting 18 gauges for delts but i use that for my quads nowl.

Or through a dick in his ass

alright you're trolling

I use 23s myself. What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with dick in da butt m8?

Are all steroids taken through injection? Or are there other options
What should I google

Literally nothing he's upset I call out his shit constantly

are you a fuckin mong m8? Hell I thought I was retarded for pinning my right quad essentially every time. I use 1.5inch for quad and even then I'm not always pushing the needle in all the way, withdraw with 23g and inject with 25g. The fact that you use 18g means you either get off to pain or just... don't register pain for some reason. I literally feel nothing when I inject unless I hit a nerve. Regardless enjoy that 18g building up scar tissue.

I will have mercy on you because of doggo.
Go read /r steroids sticky.
and do a shit load of research before even considering to roid.

there are steroids that are taken orally.

But they cannot be taken without specific steroids, which are injectable only.

So tl:dr, there is no workaround for needles. Like not at all, no matter how hard you try

for your delts?

scar tissue, among many things

there are non-injected steroids. they still need to be stacked with testosterone which is injected. don't even start your research into roids if you're scared of needles.

you are objectively a worse poster than swollen glands

...

Except for the resoundingly good advice I constantly give.

mesox recommend this for me.

They said 2.5inch, 23g for delts and 3 inch, 18g for quads.

Are you just a sissy or am i actually pinning like a retard?

your advice is mostly fucking garbage

I'm not sure if you do it intentionally or if you just ignore the fact that other people don't react to testosterone like you do however

Bimbo what's your take on blasting and cruising?

And the entertaining moments involving your ex.

Well whatever duder

There is no reason to pin with 18g for any compound, you are only adding discomfort and scar tissue. Literally never once had a problem with 1.5inch 25g but i'm not fat so who knows. First ever cycle I gave 21g a try and dropped them fast.

I do it. Probably not for everyone but more worthwhile than cycling. I view it as a for life commitment.
Yes

you are pinning like a retard...
most people pin 23, 25, 27.

They were probably trolling you. 23-27g and 1 inch to 1.5 inches is fine. I'm pretty sure that 18g 2.5" is a spinal needle.

I dunno why bimbo gets hate, he's prolly the 2nd best dick sucker in fraud just behind ESTP.

His stories are entertaining, he's active, overall decent trip would enjoy again.

Low carb usually, I almost only eat carbs at dinner. I don't really count since I've gotten a really good feel for my body and what it takes to maintain/bulk, but if I had to guess it would be less than 20%. maybe 10-15 out of 2.5kcal

I don't get much hate. The hate I do get is fine though, anons and certain trips just acting out or being frustrated in their own lives. Very reasonable emotional reactions.

Anything I can do to help around here is what I aim for.

Well fuck them then. I have been going through this nerve ruttling bullshit by stabbing myself with fucking spears for nothing.

>hate
feels like good-natured banter for the most part
hes an easy target

Exactly.

Well, now you know. Bright side is your injections just became near painless.

Yea you're pretty enjoyable.

Why do people say it's okay to do steroids only if you're going to try to compete. Why can't I do them because I want bigger muscles as an amateur? I'm 19 and going to start test e soon, but I'm not going to get bloodwork cause it's too expensive. What is the worst that can happen? Should I take accutane?

he's a mentally unstable shitposter who has been repeating the same cycle of stories with his "ex" for over a year. they're not even fun stories, it's "we had sex but she still doesn't love me REE what do"

he doesn't listen to advice and keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again then talks about it here

I just realized, he's mocking swollen glands for things he's been doing for ten times longer. that's funny.

Hahahaha its true holy shit

>Why do people say it's okay to do steroids only if you're going to try to compete.
As both an excuse to use and the acceptance of the prevalence of PED use within elite athletes.

> Why can't I do them because I want bigger muscles as an amateur?
You can, it's just seen as(rightfully?) vain and shallow.
> I'm 19 and going to start test e soon, but I'm not going to get bloodwork cause it's too expensive.
Stupid. Incredibly so.

...

Not wrong.

Okay then I can admit I am vain and shallow, but why is it dumb to take it without blood tests? Doesn't your body naturally have higher test when you go through puberty? I never got blood tests for that so what's the difference?

how did they just became painless?

900 ng/dl and 3000ng/dl

exactly the same thing

>pin chest
>spend an hour 1/2 on chest

I missed lifting so much

Knowledge is power
Always smart to see where you were before for a baseline for later

So what can actually go bad about it then? All the sides I read are acne, endocrine damage, and gyno. None of them seem like I actually need blood tests for them unless I start getting really sick or something..?

you get bloods before and after, to make sure you've recovered properly. if not, you deal with the issues that pop up (liver, lipids, etc)

you get bloods during to dial in your estradiol, potentially liver damage and shit if you're using highly hepatotoxic orals

Accusing somebody of being mentally unstable on a thread that shallow mentally damaged people with body dsymorphia arguing steroids.
Really makes you think.

Okay last question, if I did not get bloods, what do you think the chances would be that I did not recover properly or had a problem? And if I did have a problem, wouldn't I be able to tell and then just go to the doctor?

You are trying so hard to convince yourself to not to get bloods.
Dont get them,and fuck yourself over just because you want bigger muscles.
Do it and delete yourself from gene pool.

>being so mentally unstable you get called out by other mentally unstable people for being over the top
really makes you think

You only get one chance to get your bloods pre cycle. It's a good piece of information to have. Regardless I think you are too young/uneducated to roid. But whatever yolo not my fault you fuck up your natural puberty phase.

>what do you think the chances would be that I did not recover properly or had a problem?
It will literally be impossible for you to know without prior cycle bloods.

Okay maybe I will wait to do it until I have more money then. I have one blood test from when I was sick like 10 months ago, but it doesn't list the stuff I'd expect such as test levels, should I get another one done before my cycle?

how do i get bloods done anyways?

its not like i can go to the doc while im on.

and privatemdlabs is in murica.

so what do?`

not him btw

>should I get another one done before my cycle?
That is literally what every single one of us is saying. If you can't afford a 60-70$ bloodtest don't roid, next you're going to say you can't afford AI.

>they take steroids to get girls
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

The only thing more pathetic than you fuckers, are the faggots who go get leg lengthening surgery.

b...but I don't care about girls.

>tfw asked everyone if i should get bloods done before i roid just 4 weeks ago

>literally everyone was telling me its not necessary if i feel healthy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not here that's for sure

If you take dangerous drugs to your body and go to gym and spend this much time from your one and only life just for the sake of girls you must end yourself.
Literally,buy a rope and hang yourself.

How do I dose tren a? Only ever run tren e but source ran out.

wew there

if it makes you feel any better I didn't get any bloods done till I've been on gear for about a year and a half- had no problems. Definitely want to get them done every few months if you want to cycle off though.

>tfw asked no one if i should get bloods done before i roid just 4 weeks ago

ftfy

Literally no one here is doing this.

Where are you getting this assumption from user

Perhaps you are projecting the reasons why you yourself are lifting onto others

Curious here, I thought the doctors had some kind of confidentiality?

They report you to the police if they think your test levels are out of natural bounds?

hes not mentally unstable

Anyways I assume that you have to cycle off and wait for your test levels to return to natty range and get bloods done then go back to blast

Right guys?

you have literal psychosis, you aren't exactly the best judge of character

if your aware of it then it means you dont have it :DDDDD ebin

can i make it worse so i can have a proper tulpa 2d waifu ?

Well I take it because I went 26 years without getting boners or having any interest in life. Allowed me to accomplish more in 2 years than I did in all the combined previous ones. But then again my T levels were 190-270.

uhm yes here.
even the trips told me its okay

>They report you to the police if they think your test levels are out of natural bounds?

>sir, we've received reports you might be harboring unregistered muscle fiber in your delts... may we come in?

once you run a cycle chances are you're gonna want to run a bunch more, may as well just cruise

They do. But the doctors here have to stay true to your insurance. And the insurance has access to the logs/your data.

And the insurance can do with your information whatever they want.

Obviously when they know i am on steroids, they are gonna report that shit.

Neck bridges

If you do enough overhead work and heavy pulls your neck will generally stay proportionate.