Saw a man's willy in the changing room

>saw a man's willy in the changing room

>life fucked me at height
>blessed me at length
>walk naked back from shower
>everyone mirin
>tfw

u sure its just not an illusion since youre a manlet?

This, provide webm so we can confirm your suspicions

>guy's dick is shorter than mine

>tfw grower
>change underwear in the shower so people don't see my tiny peepee

I shower with underwear so ppl dont judge my weiner

>Shower naked in gym
>Some guy comes up
>Tells me I should shave my ass, that it'd look better
>Drop all the spaghetti and stammer out a thanks

I haven't showered in the gym since. I don't see the guy either at the gym area, but the gym has Squash and Tennis courts so he might be from there.

I didn't shave my ass.

>go to the gym
>decide to shower there
>just one guy is also there
>he has a huge dick compared to mine
>never shower there again

if someone would say that to me i'd just fucking start laughing.

like for fuck sake thats some advanced gay autism on his part.

Iktf.

Kek

This thread is autism. Youre a fucking socially awkward wuss if you feel insecure being naked in the showers. Everyone else is naked too you know. Nobody gives a fuck about your dick size. Why would they? Also people who wear swimming trunks to the sauna. Pls.

>always see old men in locker room
>never see them in weight room

You typed that. You typed those letters, to roleplay. You are a grown man who pretends to laugh about manlets through text on an anonymous imageboard. Let that sink in.

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theres always 1-2 naked old men wandering and I never see them working out I wonder if they just spend their days going in and out of the sauna and chilling naked

You typed that. You typed those letters, to roleplay. You are a grown man who gets upset with other people laughing about manlets on an anonymous imageboard. Let that sink in.

>tfw grower too
>look at porn and get a boner everytime before I go in the shower so all the other guys know I don't actually have a baby dick

>come in work out clothes and don't shower in the gym
I prefer to shower and shit at home. I also have a hairy back, shoulders and upper arms, so I don't like taking off my shirt.

Wtf don't you cunts have shower separators so you don't have to be looking at other people's schlongs?

>manlets

At Uni we have our showers shaped more or less like a gladiatorial arena, slanted toward the center of the 'arena' which has a large, well-lit button. If you are the first to get to the button in time you get dibs on the shower head it powers on for a brief period of time before it powers down again.

Effectively the showers double as a circuit exercise / grappling match between all the other guys wrestling and shoving each other out of the way to shower down before heading out. Good times.

>pretends

sup manlet

This, tbqh no one appreciates having to strategically get changed so others dont see their schlong

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>having a boner whilst showering amongst men

>grown
what does this word mean to you?

You're an idiot. I hate when people say don't worry about what people think because they're not judging you. Well guess what? I judge everyone I see. Harshly. So you're wrong. If I see you walking down the street I'm going to judge your sorry clown ass too lol

What makes you think I was roleplaying?

was it bigger than your willy?

This get pleases my autism for some reason

KEK