What path would Veeky Forums take?

What path would Veeky Forums take?

Path of the Scooby, as much fun as the rippetoe path would be

scoober

Scooby is /comfy/ and first choice. Seid is the worst, Zyzz and Rippetoe fight on the same plane of self indulgence. Id edge it to Rippetoe over zyzz.

Goobs

Snoopy

Uncle scoobels

>mrw no path of iron

but if I had to choose; Scooby

>10 years to reach a goal body
Scoobert, the fuck you doing, man?

Obviously the path of the Scoobertson. Funny thing is the Scoobert path is actually attainable without some weird divine intervention, and in shorter than 10 years, only without the old man physique and living 130 years bit.