Have friend who has perfect personality for my taste, shares 99% of my interests, is kinky...

>have friend who has perfect personality for my taste, shares 99% of my interests, is kinky, and is overall one of my closest friends and has expressed explicit desire of dating me
>is fat as shit
How do I convince a grill to lose weight? She'd be my soul mate if she was like 100 lbs lighter.

Tell her the truth, then ask if she wants to come with you to the gym.
Alternatively, tell her you'll marry her if she becomes thin, but once she is, don't do it, or she'll become fat again, just be ambiguous and avoid the question for the rest of your life.

Already tried, she becomes depressed and unresponsive if I do
Being direct about it just makes her sad

You could maybe talk about the health benefits of being a lower weight.

Say some cheesy shit like "I want our time together to be longer, and happier" or some shit

Maybe if she thinks you have her best interests at heart, she might not get triggered.

If she was 100 lbs lighter she wouldnt be interested in you.

I know this because otherwise you would be able to find a non fat girl with a "perfect personality" instead of clinging onto this tubolard

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Holy quads Bateman! Have you considered that her quickness to becoming depressed and quiet may be a sign that she's less than perfect?

>She'd be my soul mate if she was like 100 lbs lighter.

Does she know you feel this way?

also if she is 100lbs over then she probably has some mental issues too.

you dont because as soon as she loses that weight shes going to realize she doesnt have to settle for your basic ass and will go on to find someone objectively better than you.

the worst part is she will probably end up internalizing all of your insecurities and find a man who makes you feel emasculated and inferior. she will do this on purpose to hurt you.