brahs i have a serious fucking problem, need someone smart to help toss me an assist on this one, i cant work my way out of this...
for the past year of college ive been rocking 3 inch lifts in my shoes, but the thing is i actually look normal with them. I just throw them in my adidas and im set, however... i finally got a gf, and we've been on and off for a few weeks and she wants me over to her place tomorrow... what the fuck am i supposed to do when i get there and half to take off my shoes and i lose THREE FUCKING INCHES? do i just walk around her house with my shoes on? do i bring a pair of slippers and put my lifts inside of them in the bathroom or something? do i sit her down and have an intervention with her? brahs i cant believe i overlooked this so much, what if she exposes to everyone else that im a manlet? do i just ditch her and never call her again and continue living the 6 foot+ master race lifestyle? HELP ME OUT IM FUCKING SWEATING
Ryder Sanchez
When will they learn...?
Jeremiah Wood
she can't tell how tall you are if you're horizontal
Nicholas Morgan
Tell her you have a chronic problem from your achilles tendon to your hamstring, if you dont have some sort of assistance that takes direct pressure off of your achilles' it results in chronic pain that can only be negated by valium. Even though life is painful and because you arent very tall people might ridicule you, you refuse to bow down to the unfortunate circumstances and more importantly are intelligent, moreso than your shrink as you would "rather be a man who feels pain than an addict who feels withdrawl, real men bite the bullet" also, you work hard at the gym everyday regardless of your condition caused from a youth injury that would essentially take an indefinite amount of time to heal. Only if she asks or points it out. You have to be a good actor and pretend nothing is wrong. Read and rehearse/thread
Jayden Rodriguez
KEK
Aiden Peterson
>immediately lies down on her couch and then slithers from furniture piece to furniture piece while conversing
Jose Flores
Wait, shoe lifts are a thing. I'm 6'1 and I can finally be 6'3-4? But don't you look weird with the lifts because your body is probably not proportional to the body?
Wyatt Garcia
wear regular shoes and just show up and act normal.
odds are she wont say anything
also,
you fucking mong
Xavier Sanchez
This. You have to move horizontally ALL THE TIME. Crawl to her front door. Crawl fucking everywhere. The moment she sees you in a vertical position it's over.
