When I take a shower at the gym I wash the crack of my ass with one of the gym wash towels. If there is poop residue I throw it on the shower floor for an employee to pick it up.
Also I have never tipped the receptionist or the employee who carries the plates you order to your barbell.
Noah Scott
i steal things from the gym, piss on the floor instead of the stall or toilet, don't turn off sink taps, i don't rerack my weights
Joseph Torres
Have you ever stole dumbells? I think it would be funny to farmers walk out a pair of heavy dumbells to your car and drive off.
Ian Cruz
always give the toilet rolls a good soaking when i piss, but i do that everywhere that isnt my place or family/friends.
Lucas Anderson
no but im strongly considering it
I want to farmers walk 140lb db's and drive the fuck off after getting a trial membership with a fake name at a gym and wearing a skimask
Luis Perry
>doing triceps extensions >Getting bored >Call gym owner over >Tell him something is caught in the weights and won't lower properly >he actually puts his hand in between the weights >let em drop >Falls on the old man's had >his face blood red and he's screaming >me and the bros can't stop laughing >finish our workout while he tries to get the strength to call an ambulance.
Nathan Bell
l o l
Gabriel Hughes
Any body besides me like to pee in the jacuzzi? With the warm water nobody knows your contaminating the water with your piss.
Jayden Clark
dont have a jacuzzi in my gym(wtf?) but i have peed in the sauna
Liam Bailey
I hate these threads. Fucking sage, and gtfo with your garbage
Jayden Young
As a gym employee, I'm glad this thread is satire but I've seen a lot worse living in a town filled with indians and packies.
Jack Ward
Well the part where I throw down my poop stained wash rags on the shower floor isnt satire. I hope you were gloves when your cleaning the gym.
David Green
>constantly abuse and harass the staff at my homegym >shit in the suggestion box >they're too beta to ban me
Lucas Mitchell
holy fucking kek
Jordan Thompson
what the fuck why
Eli White
Shit that never happened
Hunter Nelson
> the employee who carries the plates you order to your barbell
wait what? satire aside, is this a thing?
Austin Jackson
Lost it
This entire thread is fucking hilarious
Christopher Anderson
Ha, big P would be proud
Adam Nguyen
Why not?
Bentley Jenkins
sometimes when I jerk off I don't wash my hands with jizz all over them
Sometimes I even jerk off in the gym bathroom if I can't contain myself from seeing a huge ass in spandex from a cardio bunny
After I finish I go around with my workout using equipment etc, the barbells and dumbells Clearly get stained with my jizz
Anthony Sanchez
hehe xd
Thomas Ortiz
>can't afford to join a fitness club
Lol stick to ur gym poorfag
Ryder Johnson
I don't talk to them cept for the front desk guy with a simply hello/goodbye.
I'm there to lift, not talk to the employees whom half of which don't even look live they've ever lifted anything besides a cheeseburger.