How do you treat the gym employees

When I take a shower at the gym I wash the crack of my ass with one of the gym wash towels. If there is poop residue I throw it on the shower floor for an employee to pick it up.

Also I have never tipped the receptionist or the employee who carries the plates you order to your barbell.

i steal things from the gym, piss on the floor instead of the stall or toilet, don't turn off sink taps, i don't rerack my weights

Have you ever stole dumbells? I think it would be funny to farmers walk out a pair of heavy dumbells to your car and drive off.

always give the toilet rolls a good soaking when i piss, but i do that everywhere that isnt my place or family/friends.

no but im strongly considering it

I want to farmers walk 140lb db's and drive the fuck off after getting a trial membership with a fake name at a gym and wearing a skimask

>doing triceps extensions
>Getting bored
>Call gym owner over
>Tell him something is caught in the weights and won't lower properly
>he actually puts his hand in between the weights
>let em drop
>Falls on the old man's had
>his face blood red and he's screaming
>me and the bros can't stop laughing
>finish our workout while he tries to get the strength to call an ambulance.

l o l

Any body besides me like to pee in the jacuzzi? With the warm water nobody knows your contaminating the water with your piss.

dont have a jacuzzi in my gym(wtf?) but i have peed in the sauna

I hate these threads. Fucking sage, and gtfo with your garbage