Tfw no tiny gf

>tfw no tiny gf

>tfw no 4'1'' gf to sit on my 8x6 dong, making it look huge
>mfw i have no face
why even life?

>tfw gf is 5 feet tall
>tfw im 6 feet tall

iktf bruh

>>tfw gf is 5 feet tall
more like 5 feet short lol

> tfw no giant gf

Saw a total qt at the gym

5'1'', blonde, nice ass and a cute feminine face with a slim/fit build
Why cant i get a girl like that?

because you only looked at her and instead of talking to her

She was there with her bf senpai, what do you think i should do then?

Where u live?

Sweden bro

Is this a feel for ants?

>tfw no subatomic gf that whispers encouragement from within your brain

But they're so easy and insecure

Rape the bf to show dominance, kompis.

I fall in love too easily to just up and have surprise sex with someone :/

That's fine, men are better partners anyways.

No, no they are not
Men look like shit and arent attractive, women are
Men however like sex, women dont

Don't you like hanging around with your bros, though? And don't tell me you wouldn't want to make that guy your eager buttslut? Dress him up if it makes you feel better.

>tfw ex-gf was tiny
>we still talk
>she's worried about me
>says I'm a good guy and would date me again
>she has a bf

>qt tiny grill at uni says she likes my eva shirt
>almost spaghetti but manage a "thanks" and a smile
>feel autistic anyway
>idk if she likes me or the shirt
>don't want to get rejected

I'm having a feel brothers

What?
Tiny, petite girls are more secure and in higher demand than taller girls mate
The tall ones are insecure af but its understandable since noone wants them

>would date me again
>has a bf

lel pls cut all contact

>tfw no 4' gf

I just want to hug her and pick her up and protect her. I want to come back from the gym feeling horny and fuck her passionately while she moans, the feels.

I know. I'm just keeping her around for emotional validation. She's the only girl I talk to anymore

>tfw no 5'2" 100lb 32A-22-32 gf to pick up and fuck against the wall for the rest of my life

Please help me bros

God this writes so creepy. The fact that you think like that is exactly what will prevent you from ever having it. Geeez

stop doing this to yourself user

Grill detected
Only roasties type creepy and say stupid shit like this

>Grill says I'm creepy
>Dumb bitch there's no way I creep girls out

I may be lonely and broken but I'm fully aware of the consequences of my actions. I'm in a catch-22 so there's no winning anyway

I'm 5 ft and like 102 lbs, OP

Wanna teach me how to lift?

LOL!

>Wanna teach me how to lift?
OMG yes

I'm extremely weak though, be warned

If youre white and dont have a penis you fit my list of demands fully, dont worry about being weak

t. manlet

I AIN'T GOT NO TYPE

WHITE BITCHES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE