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What do I work to improve missionary fucking? My gf loves missionary but doesn't like that I flop around like a wet fish while doing it.

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>doesn't like that I flop around like a wet fish while doing it.

Power Cleans. Srs.

>My gf loves missionary
Get a new girl

Easy to say, hard to do

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Fuck man... just grind and have purposeful movements.

Work your glutes hank hill.

Loves doggy too, and after a year she still gives head.

It's the best position man

(t. virgin)

Sumo air squats
Bridges
Thousands of leg lifts and situps
Pushups

Some weight squats
Some overhead press
Deadlifts
Curls so she can be amazed by the guns while she's getting pounded.
Also
Wide shoulders+looks protective = multiple orgasms. Remember that.

All you have to do is plant your arms and knees and move your hips. What the fuck are you doing? Trying to bounce her between you and the bed?

What's wrong with missionary you fucking dweeb?

kek

>Wide Shoulders+Looks more protective=multiple orgasms

I have a 50" shoulderspan already, so time to hit the weights.

>le missionary is for prudes may-may

Kill yourself, missionary is a top 3 position

ATG front squats
ATG back squats
And shave your body hair you Mongolian,

My gf hates doggystyle cuz it hurts her. Can only cum missionary or on top.

>tfw everyone knows you're a chink on the Internet

UPGRADE MISSIONARY INTO MATING PRESS.

THANK ME LATER OP.

It's not a muscle op. Work on smooth hip circles and body rolls. For real, girls react really well to giving it to them hard for a little then slowing a bit and doing so real smooth hip movements. Sounds gay af but it works.

My husbands daughter just walked in and saw that thanks a lot

What are the odds of me knocking up a girl while she's on the pill and i'm always pullling out and cumming on, not in her?

I'm really fucking scared, every time I have sex I'm just psychologically fucked up and really, really scared. I've been with my GF only for 4 months, and every time we get down, my brain is freaking out... help.

Also, can menstruation fuck up with the pill? I'm away for a few days, and gonna come back week after her period.

Nothing gay about fucking a woman. You've been here far too long.

>What are the odds of me knocking up a girl while she's on the pill
A-are you fucking serious?
What kind of pill do you think it is? a tictac?

...

I don't fucking know that's the problem.

>Birth control pill
>Birth control
Just take as much time as you need to figure out what those words mean, feel free to use google

>try doggy for the first time yesterday
>cock feels like it's being deathgripped by her pussy
>cum in less than 2 minutes

no better feel lads

>lasting more then 30 seconds

What are you, some kind of Chad ?

>not being push up position and thrusting like a mad man while her legs are locked around you

Birth control pills' effectiveness ranges from 90% to 99%.
1 in 100 women will get pregnant even when on the pill consistently.

bitch could be careless and miss a doze, especially if she is clingy needy cunt, or a little bit nuts, beware

Girls cant enjoy sex physically, they enjoy pleasing men so if you cum faster its a huge compliment to her
If you take longer than 5 minutes she will be massivly insulted

Chances are very small as long as she takes it dutifully.

FFS man talk to her and find out whether she wants a kid or not. I wouldn't date anyone who's not willing to take the morning-after pill or abort a little fucker if it came down to it.

Why did I laugh so hard at this

You're either a virgin, or the only-- nah, you've got to be a virgin.

abs

I'm at uni and she's just 19 years old bro...

Anyone try sideways missionary with their GF's? Basically same as missionary, but with both on their sides. Porn has way too little of this shit. Its tragic.

>as long as she takes it dutifully
The problem is
>many girls are too fucking stupid to take it properly
>they could also just decide some day to trap you with a kid
>sperm can survive like one week inside there, so if she throws up some day and you sexed her a few days prior she can still get pregnant
I know I'm fucking paranoid, but I'd rather wrap it up than paying child support. I'd only go raw if the girl is wife material

>What are the odds of me knocking up a girl while she's on the pill and i'm always pullling out and cumming on, not in her?

From what I've seen, women will forget (or, "forget") constantly to take pills, The Pill, supplements, or anything consistently.

For your own peace of mind at least, don't depend on her being consistent. Wear a condom and relax. Plus, you're less likely to get HPV from her.

>they could also just decide some day to trap you with a kid
This makes no sense, girls have close to unlimited options UNLESS she has a kid. then her dating options drop severly
Why would a girl try to "trap" one guy when she can have hundreds instead?

I think you fuckers are paranoid and make shit up, unless youre rich and she wants child support

>missionary

Learn Coital Alignment Technique (CAT). It's magic!
As detailed in the book, _She Comes First_.

>Why would a girl try to "trap" one guy

This happens all the time. They think it'll force an attachment/marriage proposal so they can "settle down." Read women-focused social media/forums.

If your pull out game is strong you're good.

Pic related

Because her biological clock is ticking, senpai.

This makes no sense and i highly doubt it happens
Look here
A girl has several options in dating, if a guy she is with doesnt want to "settle down" why not just move on to the next fucker?
There are plenty of guys out there for her to choose from

This argument i believe though but it seems reserved for girls who are atleast 25+ which is why you should be extra careful around them (or preferably not date them at all)

pretty much accurate.

It's why I wear a condom regardless

Also OP: Endurance exersize.
basically pushups with little rest to fatigue.
The less fatigued you are during sex the easier it is to last longer and perform better.

They aren't doing it for the sex aspect they're doing it so you marry them and/or pay for them to live

>The less fatigued you are during sex the easier it is to last longer

wat? Have you tried cumming when drenched in sweat and out of breath?

Cock pushups

That still doesnt make sense since they can get it without having to get preggers

my roomie is an average girl and she recently turned down a guy who straight up told her to quit her job and live with him instead, she wanted to be free instead and he is the third ive heard her talk about who has done something like this

Longer than 5 minutes Is bullshit

That being said some girls will get upset if they cant make you nut.

>made promise to myself that i'd never sexually dissapoint a woman again
>now I cannot cum unless her box grips tighter than a chinese fingertrap
>girls get pouty when I don't finish
>tfw I pretend im just happy they came
>tfw I'm not.

Fuck her standing up in front of the mirror
It's the same as missionary but you are lifting her up
Guaranteed success, and added gains and submission points

oh shit, thanks mang

It really depends desu

If her legs are just partially apart and you're going in, that's lame.

Now if her knees are next to her ears and you are trying to turn her pussy into a live diorama of the twin towers after 9/11, that's some good fuckin there

This is me
So honestly a girl hasn't made me nut in like ....4 years since i made that promise to myself....Fuck bro...I just realized how sad that is.

Tip from another point of view.

get a real hard mattress
your knee will have more grip and resitancen
you are probably flopping around because of a soft mattress

...

>..I just realized how sad that is.
Dont worry about it, i usually dont cum either but as long as the girl does she is happy and comes back for more
Sex is an ego boost, thats it

Wtf are these lies you virgin?

>trying to turn her pussy into a live diorama of the twin towers after 9/11
Hnar hnar hnar, excellent metaphor, good sir!

Thicc .gf masterrace

I bought into the tempur-pedic meme a year ago, this is probably it

Honestly, there is some truth in that girls really get off on making you cum as the primary source of pleasure.

my ex gf when we were like 16-18 used to pester me all the time to jack off on skype even without video just so she could hear me say her name when I came. Didn't matter where she was, multiple times she'd be sat in the car next to her mum listening with her earphones and would get me to do it while she was having a god damn conversation.

Girls are fucking weird.

>phillies
She's perfect desu

Pillow under her hips, OP. You're welcome.

Compounded with pulling out, and assuming she's taking them correctly, there is a negligible probability. Definitely nothing worth worrying about at all

Women getting off is 90% mental for them.

Just typical female insecurity.

SS+gomad

>and then i said "we dont need a condom, im on the pill"
>laughingpregnantwhores.jpg

guess how I can tell you're a virgin or below 18 or naive as fuck, or any combination of these....

My gf is on the pill
Probably full on nutted inside her raw dozens of times, near 100 perhaps
No issues whatsoever

enjoy your pregnancy you fucking retard

>he's never had his woman whisper into his ear during sex
>I want you to cum in me
Lol loser
Enjoy cumming into the pleasure numbing latex jew

Not who you replied to but
Not gay as in homo but gay as in weird/stupid

My dick doesn't get to full hardness anymore. Even tried a Cialis to minimal impact. Hell even went I fap sometimes.

Anybody got any advice?

take a break from fapping / space it out

fuck this feel

>spend years masturbating 4-5 times a day with my specialized death grip technique
>finally actually have sex for the first time in 8 years
>couldn't cum, barely got close

i mean you could argue she was loose, but i could FEEL it gripping my dick, just not in the way my hand knows how to. she seemed sad

You posted the wrong video. This is what you should have posted.

youtube.com/watch?v=S5wG71gxrvE

You could have stress related erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety that has stemmed from a recent occasion when you didn't get fully.

jesus christ this place is full of children

It's a gift and a curse
>banging some chick
>feel nothing
>she's already climaxed and is trying to just get me off
>start going down on me
>move a little to help her when I feel it slightly
>don't want to lose this so I start moving a little more
>few seconds later I'm just straight throat fucking her
>right when I nut her gag reflex freaks I guess and she vomits on the floor
>too scared that I'll get a fetish for this shit so I now pretend I nut in the condom and rush to flush it down before she sees

It's actually just the people who spend all of their time on Veeky Forums convincing people not to have children.

I'm serious.

Don't forget your hip mobility, user. If you're not using a foam roller as part of your foreplay then you're fucking up

Mah nigga
Been busting nuts regularly inside my gf for around 2 and a half years. She's been on the pill most of it and no problems here.

You serious? Okay, let's fucking do this.

Zercher squats for core stability and full hip extension while working with pressure against your diaphragm

Any sort of loaded carry for stamina and pelvic stability, obviously a fan of sandbag and zercher yoke carries to compound on above

Hip thrusts, for volume

Planks, for time

Some sort of explosive triple extension (Power clean, snatch, high pull), preferably unilaterally to get a little oblique antirotation work

And finally, dumbbell or kettlebell pullovers, heavy and for volume

Don't forget cardio

autism

start doing cardio, stair stepper works the best because it works ass thighs and back, I do it for 45 mins 3 days a week on opposite lifting days, I haven't failed to please my girlfriend with a good pounding yet, as a side note, when I was lifting weights but not doing cardio I found it hard to keep up my pace for very long, which is why cardio is important.

Missionary is my favorite only problem is sometimes forehead sweat starts dripping on their face lol

very insightful thanks bro

Just choke her a little, idk why but bitches love it. Promise you she won't complain.

>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw i watch amateur porn, especially that couples post on reddit, to try to see how to have sex, because i try to picture myself having it and feel like I won't even know how to do the simplest positions

Seriously, like even after I watch it, I still don't understand how to do missionary position

Jesus christ

It's alright, comparable to most other positions.

When you get there, it's both easier and more awkward than you think.

I'd say girls enjoy submitting to men, more so than just pleasing them. But pleasing them is a part of that, yes.

Yeah, I get it. I just started having sex a few months ago (26yo virgin) and missionary is kinda weird, especially cause my dick sorta angles down (like I can't touch my stomach with it) so it's not very comfortable. When the girl is on her back I usually drag her to the end of the bed and fuck her while standing.