Wow user! You don't drink?

>Wow user! You don't drink?
>You are so good and innocent!

sloots gona sloot

>you don't go to parties and drink?
>you must be a boring person

Todays my 21st birthday, im spending it alone. Just wanted to post. :(

Happy birthday user, have a good birthday!

>"user, do you drink?"
>drink and smoke
>*looks at me with disappointing smirk*

Who the fuck cares what other people judge you on?

I've probably gotten drunk 10 times total all throughout college and I have a great group of friends and a wifeable gf as well.

I don't understand you guys that NEVER let loose a little, what's the point of all these gains if I can't have some drunk sex with sloots that come easy because of the muscle?

happy birthday, user.

>tfw drank like a degenerate for 13 years and now quitting forever because I can't drink in moderation

Lucky to be alive desu. Glad my friends never got into hard drugs.

Thanks user :) here have a pepe

I've never really enjoyed the feeling of being drunk, or being around other drunk people.

happy birthday user
don't overthink your solitude
i hope you have some family or a friend to see you, but don't feel bad about the whole "why aren't i having a huge party with speeches and shit"
it's a waste of time and energy - and it's an excuse for people to waste time

be happy with yourself.

>He said, knocking back his 12th beer of the night and patting the huge gut he had underneath

Thanks:)

> user is okay that you are gay, I still love you, you are my son!
> I'm not Dad
> By your age I had like 20 girlfriends already, its okay son

>wow user you don't spend your friday nights at the gym
>Enjoy being dyel forever

Not drinking yourself into oblivion alone.

Happy b day senpai, we will always care about you.

No seriously, you are a boring person for not interacting with other people in normal social settings

I'd rather smoke my way to oblivious alone.

>normal social settings

Oh I guess this having a collection of people in one place and said people consume alcoholic beverages is totally a trend set by millennials