Deadlifted 4pl8 yesterday and got a date with a qt3.14 korean girl today. She's really short too, 5'1, solid 8/10
She lives with her parents and I do to, she's also a very devout christian girl, and I'll be her first relationship.
How can I fuck her? We both live with our parents, I have a 2014 Accord, so I was thinking that would work. I've never fucked in a car before. Any advice on places we can fuck would be great. I'm also broke as fuck, so I can't rent a hotel. And there's no hourly room rentals, except one by a strip club.
Henry Perry
slow the fuck down man, its just coffee.
Easton Nguyen
Not Veeky Forums related, but honestly don't get ahead of yourself.
That being said, her pent up sexual desire could be enough to fuck her in the car. Eventually
Jordan Lopez
You're right, but I wanna be prepared. It is, this happened right after dead-lifting 4pl8. I've finally hit 1/2/3/4. It's a sign.
Xavier Gray
this jesus christ
you a virgin or some shit? this the first girl that's ever decided to hang out with you?
just a tip bro, if you just wanna fuck, with that body just go to a club/bar and get drunk and start dancing on bitches. wait till one starts grinding on you, buy her a drink. it works
Dominic Robinson
>date
She said LOL sure, keeps calling you dude, and you're talking about your fucking engineering class
And somehow you think you're going to fuck her.
Delusional.
Lucas Ward
>keeps calling him dude >calls him dude once
are you stupid?
Asher Allen
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you seriously holy shit. this is a casual conversation your having with her and your acting like your picking up a hooker
>where can we fuck? >maybe my car? >should i buy a hotel? >seriously i live at home, where are we going to have sex?
you're not gonna get any with that attitude. I can see on out with her for coffee and 10 mins in your asking if she wants to go rent a hotel.
kek this is the most autistic post i've seen in awhile
Hudson Thomas
>LOL sure
Zachary Ross
The whole conversation has the whole "dude" vibe to it.
This bitch sounds annoying OP, i can already taste how this is going to go in my mind
Nathan Hernandez
You're what I want to look like by the holidays man, mirin
Hudson Powell
>Korean >Christian you fuckin loco brah she's getting pounded in the tight yellow asshole by chad this second
Hudson Powell
How'd you meet her anyway?
Take your time. Most christian girls don't want to lose their virginity in a car.
Lincoln Butler
I see a lot of people in this thread saying "it's just coffee" but that's the confidence you need my man. Mirin your gains dude. But honestly you can do a lot better than a Korean girl.
Jonathan Perry
> LOL sure
No girl has ever accepted a date invitiation from me over text by saying this lol. It's always "okay :)" "definitely :)" "yeah :)"
Adam Walker
you think that because you write >Deadlifted 4pl8 yesterday huh it makes your post fitness related? Get this /soc/ bullshit out of here, reported kid [spoiler]nothin personnel[/spoiler]
Connor Mitchell
Thumbnail made me think skele, but I was happily suprised
John Lopez
MODS PURGE THIS TINDER BULLSHIT OFF MY Veeky Forums. I JUST WANT FITNESS RELATED THREADS ON THE FITNESS BOARD, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?
Janitors gave up long ago didn't they?
Isaiah Jones
reminder everybody this is the same guy who texted a girl with a
>pls respond
vibe. he is criminally autistic and fucks thing up
Chase Cook
u look good bro.
Adrian Thompson
Train traps
Ryder Peterson
>Korean
Lol I koodnt eben pinish da pirst sentonce
Andrew Sanders
Where do you live? If it's nice and your a little out doorsy you can do a candle lit star gazing date. I've done that and it got me laid.
>tfw canada and it was -35 but I made it work god dammit
Matthew Morris
How come everyone on fit is ripped and studying engineering?
Nolan Hernandez
Because it is objectively the best way to exist.
Anthony Walker
>not computer science enjoy having working at mcdonalds for a year after you get out of college only to find some mediocre $60k/year cubicle job.
Liam Stewart
You fucking race traitors will hang
>I'm not white Congrats on the gook gf then
Ayden Perez
I really need to cut, I'm well over 1/2/3/4 for reps and I don't look that nearly good.
Gavin Rodriguez
Heads up (I live with Koreans), there's a strong stigma for koreans to date other koreans, and it's gonna be hard as fug to fuck her. One of my roomies has a super christian korean gf.
So far, you're grabbing coffee and nothing else. It's a date-fuck if it's at night you bimbo.
Michael Young
Sadly if it works out your children will not be American, they will be mutts go gets white girl
Adrian Wilson
You need to chill bruh, although, yes, if he was white it'd be kind of pathetic.
Henry White
I studied CS actually. Only at $65K in my cubicle though. Just graduated in Spring, haven't moved to Cali yet.
Lincoln Flores
>tfw trying to setup fwb with a close friend of mine >buy codoms lube toys with her >have yet to even kiss
Fml
Jaxson Campbell
If this ever goes anywhere she'll want kids. Enjoy your mini elliot rodgers. Warned you about yellow fever brehs
Jack Cox
because most people on fit are autistic and socially retarded while thinking way too much about things (hence, posts like these and other WILL THIS GIRL FUCK ME?)
basically engineering in a nutshell
Jackson Thompson
>She lives with her parents and I do to, she's also a very devout christian girl, and I'll be her first relationship. Should we tell him, guys?
Nicholas Taylor
Can't chill already in too deep
Julian Moore
>studying basic science >all the difficulty of engineering without the certs and perks >been unemployed for 7 months after graduation
i fucking wish i did engineering.
Eli Anderson
Fucking in the car is seriously the worst.
David Wood
Did computer system technology They said it's equal to comp sci Been unemployed a year Fucking tech school reeee Fuckin pajeets doing my work for min wage reee
Aiden Ortiz
Since your problem is so similar, roll up to the local high school and ask them how they do it.
Camden Clark
your white senpai why some yellow bitch making you sweat lol, that's like a dog making you nervous they're inferior kek
Eli Bailey
>buy her a drink
Lmao. What a cuck.
Jace Sanders
Korean Christian girls are particularly fucked in the head when it comes to sexual stuff.
Also the way she talks and types is annoying af.
I don't see this going well for you OP.
Carson Rogers
Man fit is redpilled it's great lmao
Juan Cooper
your head is absolutely gigantic or your body is very small
you look good though
Ian Myers
roider kek
Gabriel King
Are you spreading your lats, because I'm dyel and even I have bigger traps.
Easton Davis
Dude, if she's an Asian, Christian, living with parents girl there is zero chance of her wanting to fuck on a first date. Probably zero chance of her wanting to fuck for like ten dates or something. Hell she might even be a girl who won't give it up before marriage. You'll probably need to meet her parents and have them approve of you first before anything happens.
So basically you need to ask yourself, do you just want to fuck this girl or are you prepared to put in a lot of work to have a real relationship with her? Cause if you just want sum fuk it's honestly probably not worth the effort it'll take and you'll end up feeling like a cunt when you inevitably let her down after fucking her. But if you actually want to be in it for the long haul slow the fuck down, get to know her as a person over the next few months or year or whatever, get her (and her parents) to fall in love with you by basically being a stand up guy she likes to be around and isn't constantly asking to get in her pants.
Trying to fuck her in your Honda after McDonald's isn't gonna work here bro so don't even think about it. Save yourself the embarrassment and do it right.
Adrian Peterson
Dude, if she's an Asian, Christian, living with parents girl there is zero chance of her wanting to fuck on a first date. Probably zero chance of her wanting to fuck for like ten dates or something. Hell she might even be a girl who won't give it up before marriage. You'll probably need to meet her parents and have them approve of you first before anything happens.
So basically you need to ask yourself, do you just want to fuck this girl or are you prepared to put in a lot of work to have a real relationship with her? Cause if you just want sum fuk it's honestly probably not worth the effort it'll take and you'll end up feeling like a cunt when you inevitably let her down after fucking her. But if you actually want to be in it for the long haul slow the fuck down, get to know her as a person over the next few months or year or whatever, get her (and her parents) to fall in love with you by basically being a stand up guy she likes to be around and isn't constantly asking to get in her pants.
Trying to fuck her in your Honda after McDonald's isn't gonna work here bro so don't even think about it. Save yourself the embarrassment and do it right.
Tyler Price
Are you a sandnigger? Your head looks huge as fuck and that haircut is just stupid.
Cooper Peterson
>nursing i feel is like more scary cuz ur dealing with peoples lives is this bitch retarded? an engineer's number one concern is public safety. there are so many ways an engineer can fuck up and harm people
Carson Jackson
>LOL sure
I would just delete her from my contacts right there, and I'm a virgin.