Can Veeky Forums suck their own dick?

Can Veeky Forums suck their own dick?

No, that's what you are here for

I can't although I did talk to multiple people about it and they say it feels more like sucking a dick rather than getting sucked and I enjoy getting sucked rather than sucking. They say self facials are great though.

Thoughts?

It doesn't feel good man, I'd rather just suck someone else's dick

Why is it only white people who do this tranny shit?

Because shitskins are too ugly to be feminine

No, I can only lick the tip.

I'm glad he's dead

You say that like its a bad thing

Men aren't supposed to be "pretty" and "dainty"

Cumskins are all mentaly ill. Good thing they're going extinct.

Well, you can't trick your body into thinking you're having sex just like you can't tickle yourself.
You can try self facials without being to suck your dick. They're not that great since you lose your sex drive as you cum, so 3 seconds after orgasm, you get annoyed by having so much semen on your face. Also, don't get cum in your eyes, it burns a lot.

To service real men.

but whites are the tallest and hairiest

Don't bother, it's a retard's fetish

I know there's a lot of trannies in Thailand, but other Asian cultures are super socially conservative and that shit doesn't fly

why is it that men are more attractive than women?

can women do anything?

I used to be able to but it'd take a while to get there and I'd be so horny that I'd jerk myself off most of the way anyways.

Plus, you're too focused on your back stretching and shit to really be able to concentrate on how it feels.

The neck pain too afterwards is awful.


That said, blowing a load straight down your throat feels amazing.

no

I can do it.... but I don't. Doesn't feel good at all.

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Really? I've noticed around 75% of the TS escorts are black

I've also noticed that they all say no black guys lol

Kill me pls.

>be me
>13 and horny
>manage to lick the tip
>never try again because i didn't realize that i could pracrice stretching

Just.

27 now, i can barelly touch the floor standing, and have neck problems. If only i wasn't so stupid.

i'm 30 and i can still do it even though my mobility is shit. i was blessed though so that's part of why.

yoga helped me plenty though. an hour of that shit per week is enough and you'll see a big change in your mobility.

Nigga that's photoshop and makeup

Yes, though the experience of getting your dick sucked is mitigated by having a dick in your mouth.

Also, it's hell on your neck/shoulders

Please tell me this is a guy.

yeah it's makeup, so what? doesn't make it any less true which is a guy looking more attractive than 99% of the real women

No, but I have frequent dreams about it.

You find this attractive? kek

>having shit taste

>liking (girls) who look like japanese anime characters

>not liking (girls)

It's not a woman if it has a penis

What about a feminine penis?

Frank wolf. he dieded

There is no such thing. Humans are only 1 or 0.

Are you expecting people to fap? Just try and stop me,I made it through the vhs era

More than half the trannies on /lgbt/ are non-white.
Nigger trannies also pass easier than the white ones.

What? How?
It's not gay if they're cute.

just once i wanna fuck a trap/femboy/tranny/succubus(male)

just once senpai

Same.

No but I can suck other dicks that's fine too right

An hero cuz of online bullying

Once I was able to suck the head of my dick, never bothered to try again as I realized that day forward I never wanted a dick in my mouth, not even my own.

Fuckers. They should be lynched.

>what is thai ladyboy?

"They hate you if you're pretty, they hate you if you're not..." ~wolf

It's really heartbreaking.

2masculine4me

Not a very convincing trap desu

He's not dead lads

LMAO Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Well, as always, the cutest twinks make the most disgusting human slobs as soon as they hit 20
I'm so glad I started working out soon enough to make a smooth transition from twink mode to chad mode

That is a literal painting, that is beyond shoop. His nose doesn't look like that in his normal pics. But now it doesn't matter because he's a fucking skeleton in the ground.

this shit always cracks me up

So he was a dirty mexican all along

Would you an winter elf twink?

>transition to Chad mode

You don't become Chad, you're born Chad.

Well, I didn't say I became a Chad, because obviously, I don't have Chad's mindset, sexual success or ability to eat infinite pizzas. I just said Chad """""mode""""""

>implying women don't use makeup and photoshop

Who wouldn't?
>facial hair
why?

Just the very tip, once I burn off a bit more of this belly and stretch more.

which stretches will let your mouth get closer to your penor ?

Come to Atlanta nigger. Black trannies are EVERYWHERE.

>easier to pass because 50% of black women look like men

^
This

i usually end up fapping to black trannies more often since they are more convincing most of the time.

Tfw asian.

Will I never escape skinny dyel?

How'd he die?

>tfw traps ruined my sexuality
I'm not attracted to girls in the lewd way, yet at the same time I've never met a guy irl I wouldn't mind fugging
Now I'm a husk of a man doomed to jack off to 2D until the ends of times, thanks a lot you wonderfully cute, androgynous assholes

Just do it already and go all the way. Once you experience prostate orgasm you'll never look back.

suicide i think

>gone from a race of mighty warlords and emperors to a race of sissy twink fuccbois
I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Post actually cute traps.

Disregarding all the talk about traps and twinks and whatever, I used to be able to suck my own dick. It progressed over a few months from licking the tip to eventually getting almost balls deep. It's not as good as you'd think, but cuming that way does feel better.

Nah you do it because your just a faggot.

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i thought this fuckwad was dead.

R.I.P in peace
:/

DELET

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i miss her

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