Ohhhh shitttt

does anyone know how strong rich is? how much can this guy lift? can he even do a pullup?

Mr. Piano is getting less funny and more sad as the years go by. This is what you turn into when your primary goal for the entirety of your adult life is to make your arms bigger.

NFS for sure

He is pretty strong for a body builder but no ronniec

>he seems like a good dude
He really doesn't tho. He's not a mean person (at least not on screen), but he's pretty dumb, self absorbed, and materialistic. He's not a bad dude in that he does bad things to other people, he's just a bad dude in that he has so many bad qualities.

Stronger than a normie, weaker than he looks.

Well, he did acknowledge that Sara got him into doing a bunch of party drugs, so there's that too.

HES NOT A BAD PERSON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP BEING MEAN TO MY HUSBANDO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Soooo... mad or naw?

> but he's pretty dumb, self absorbed, and materialistic

Though he does have these qualities to be honest they don't seem as overpowering as I might have imagined just from hearing about him/seeing pictures/etc.

He doesn't really talk about that sort of stuff when he is actually talking.

The funny thing about Rich is the crippling insecurity and body dysmorphia he clearly suffers from. You can see in all his old videos how self critical he is of his body - he always worries about looking small or fat or saggy - not comfortable being shirtless despite devoting his entire life to training and drugs.

I imagine he's an insecure guy across the board. Probably insecure about his dick, his hair, his balls, everything. I can't imagine a whore of a girl like Sara didn't pick up on that and cheat on him immediately.

>yfw Sara Piana get's an Order 66 and suddenly all problems between Rich and Jason get put aside and they become pals.

Rich is a huge douche IRL apparently. Uses fake weights, slapped a retard, and paranoid fuck calling ex-employees at 3AM to rage at them. Dude's not mentally stable.

Can I get a summary?

...

speaking in a language with another who understand the same in front of someone that is presumably part of the conversation is rude as fuck.

the accuracy of that filename

>Stuff I have seen Vs. stuff you have heard and then told me.

I also sometime am apt to believe third parties because why would they lie, etc. etc. but to be honest it may not be the right thing to do. He puts himself out there in videos constantly Vs. people that have bad things to say. I would bet the reality is somewhere in the middle instead of just 'cool guy youtube Rich' Vs. 'Psycho Rich as described by people that don't like him'.

sara pls go

what a beta cuck lmao

You've only scratched the surface, friend.

lol holy shit so a couple of things

i saw this video, and i hope he does better etc.. not even hating on sara hustl,e but i dont care

another thing about this, its pretty cool to see a part of rich's life through this video

another thing, so after finishing this one i went and looked at another vid, and holy shit he makes a joke noboduy laughs and his face fucking killed me, alright babe

damn, stitting here and laughing my ass off at that vid though,

Hah, he already did it.
youtube.com/watch?v=SrGbIxtQsyo

Quickly post SARA TAKING HOUSE BROKER BY THE DAY

t. cuck

The thing that pisses me off is that he never said why she wanted revenge

>that is the most pasticable thing I've ever heard
What did he mean by this?

is this motherfucker retarded

genovapedia.org/

for you

Crazy to think Rich is barely 28, he looks like a 50 year old ex bodybuilder that lives on a beach.

Bullshit. That nigger is like 47.

no hes piss

>I've never heard such a thing, a woman using him for his green card

amazing

You want Fast Racing. Shit is insanely fun.

NFS is not bad either, from what I understand, but isn't exactly an 'arcade like' game.

>gets used and fooled by a girl
>"we r gettin back with my ex shes helpin me out with breakup im the happiest in my life"

is this a fuckin joke?

>genovapedia.org/
>jenova is 5'7
hahahahaha holy shit no wonder he's so fucking weird, he's a manlet

Yes.

As much as we joke about the pianaman, I feel sorry for him and I think he just wants someone to love and share life with. I feel sorry for him, sort of like Dennis.

youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

Being a manlet is the least of his problems. Still can't do shit at SF after all these years.

Poor Rich

I hope president Trump deports her to snow land

>slapped a retard

1) Genova is not retarded
3) talk shit get hit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Surprise surprise, she's a gold digging whore. She's been like this since she was fucking 12. I know this bitch personally and god damn, how ANYONE is fooled by her is beyond me. Granted the only person I know that she has fooled is that pathetic roidmonkey but still, just shows how god damn dumb that cunt is.

Good on your Sara, good on you.

>1) Genova is not retarded
Stop posting immediately.

The Crew is for free on ubi play. It's really good arcade considering its price. Requires pretty beastly pc tho. on my r9 280 and phenom 965 it's barely over 40 fps in worst areas

>Dumb
Just like America
>Self absorbed
So he's self confident is what you're saying
>Materialistic
I see nothing wrong with that. People buy stuff they can afford, and the pianoman has enough wealth to buy stuff he wants

This story is practically what my mother did to my father and what she is doing to her current boyfriend. I feel for him.

do you really know her? what was the deal with her ex before Piano?

Fucking lel

For somebody to be over 25 years and fall in love with an obvious goldigger you have to feel really alone and desperate, I never knew poor piano was one of us.

Oh you mean the 6'9 roided up cocaine addict that died of a heart attack at 32 or something? Yea he was a real class act. He however knew how to treat a dirty little whore like her. I remember one time when she was whining about her mother needing money that he threw all her shit out of the house and told her to live in the sewer with all the other rats that beg for money. Good times

Kinda saw it coming. If you sit next to your girl and you have to force a replay when you talk, she already cheated or thinks about cheating.
>right babe?
And if all you get is a
>yep
end it right then and there.

I still do not understand why he moved to Florida.

i actually respect rich after this video, tough break my man

>literally a Veeky Forums poster
>never knew he was one of us
KYS

>he tought lifting would cure his autism

"yep" "nice" "okay" "lol"
is usually when the girl has stopped giving a fuck about you

poor doggo, I wish I didn't see that. :(

That audio quality in the intro is fucking terrible, holy shit

he lost the original when he was on coke after he broke his computer for no reason
so he ripped the intro from an older video lmao

>45
>single
>get golddigger

>Be 45
>date someone significantly younger than you
>think its because you are super alpha male top shit bruh
>turns out she was just a gold digger
Damn reality you slap harder than rich could ever dream of

J U S T

you just triggered me back to when I first saw that like 7 years ago

prick

>self confident
>piano man
Ya naahhh

What is it? I don't want to click.

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Faggot.

Dog gets smacked across the head with a shovel, barely lives until getting repeatedly smacked again to death.

the porn was a ruse?

yessur

That's what I thought. I've seen a couple seconds of that one years ago, still don't like thinking about it.

>how can one man so big be so beta?
That's why he takes all those drugs and injects that oil. He's compensating.

Rich is a cool dude. Doubt he's natty but his organic content is always appreciated.

Hope the best for him.

His fanbase has the best comments in his videos.

>Doubt he's natty
He had literally, uncategorally said he used steroids. He says that shit in the vid in the OP even

fuck the feels

just because he's bigger than you doesn't mean he's not natty, you people will yell roids at anything these days...

To be fair Genova fucking deserved it. Maybe if he had had more consequences he wouldn't be on haloperidol

my sides

post video and time you fucking autist

Seriously this.

Damn, I feel bad for the Piano Man.

he's not 5'7"

He is definitely at most 5'5"

What the fuck is this "REEE" shit. Makes all these people look like complete idiots.

Fuck outta here tourist.

gotta beat up the mentally handicapped to confuse the morals, right babe?

spotted the newfag

It's the sound a liberal tumblr girl makes when triggered.

Shit nigga this is the first time I see someone that new

Do you ppl think Rich lost his virginity to Sara?