He's a douche, sure

He's a douche, sure.
But I enjoy how he spread the good feels.
I was a sad cunt. Beta, flabby, failing everything I did, for every person I gave two shits about.
Those words, "Make America Great Again" they brought me to this day.
Those statements, they made me look to what I could be.
That smile was fucking infectious.
I could have stayed sad.
I could have jumped off a bridge like some emo retard.
But I chose to get off my ass and go jogging, get sweaty and out of breath in public, get a chin up bar,
get back college, go lift, go talk to cute bitches,
go out and fucking LIVE LIKE THAT CRAZY FUCKER DEEP INSIDE YOU WANTS TO, because maybe,
just maybe, this crazy Old man with the flimsy hair was right. Maybe I could be more.

And you know what?
I agree with him.
Make America Great Again

Trump inspired me to join the high test society. Basically every high test male is voting trump, even the hollywood cucks.
To vote for a winner you gotta be a winner

Yeah exactly, feel proud to be a white male once again.

...

Trump inspired me to live my life like a crazy motherfucker so I started dating a sexy woman who had herpes and I got herpes

>I gained inspiration from an arrogant scam-artist

Shittiest inspiration ever

First of all, you're a fucking loser and only losers vote Trump (or Clinton for that sake). "MAGA" is literally hoping someone else fix your own problems, you dumb lazy shit. No one will fix your problems beside yourself - but it seems you (and the rest of your fellow burgers) have already given up, and in the process elected an idiot. bravo

I'd rather elect an idiot than a fucking politician again famalam.
Now the US actually stands a chance, unlike my poor european cuckcountry

You mad man. Keep it up.

you do know they're in the business of politics right?

this election is gonna backfire hard.

>I'd rather elect an idiot than a fucking politician again famalam

This I swear to God is burgerlogic I will never understand.

Do you think politics is easy? That anyone can do it without any prior knowledge? Only a complete imbecile would hire a lawyer without any qualifications to represent them - and all of a sudden the US wants a person who has never been in politics to be their president

I could have understood it if it was an exceptionally good candidate who talks about actual ideas that sound decent, but not only has Trump no actual ideas for improving the US, all he does is rant about how he claims he has "great" solutions - and not only that, he repeteadly talks about comitting war crimes, encourages violence against political opponents, banning all Muslims - any of which would disqualify him from presidency in any non-retarded nation.

>all these numale tears on Facebook

cuck alert.

putin has already outreached toward trump both congratulating him and hoping for a bright future between Russia and the US.

any president that can mend damaged relations between two of the strongest nations on the planet is successful.

stay mad buddy

I feel like you could be talking about Shrek

generalize more

Looks like we hit a burgernerve

Putin wanted Trump to be elected all along, because with him the US will be more polarized and unstable, which is exactly want Russia wants. And you fell for it

I DONT CARE IF I EVER COME DOWN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>posts an autistic picture from an anime implying its a better source of inspiration, than a real man who defied all odds and became the literal ruler of mankind

hehe whatever you say my friend :)

>thinking being a politician is a good thing

Good goyim

>more polarized and unstable

you know the entire government is now Republican majority? more or less it's more unified than ever...

by the way, I didn't know you were a Russian double agent. how do you know that was putins plan all along?
spoiler alert: you fucking don't.

but good try though m8. here's a (you)

b-but reddit and the news told me trump would never win

of course they did. but no one ever knows what's going to happen in elections like this. just like the al gore vs w bush election. everybody thought al gore had it in the bag but bush came in for the victory.

history shows the future can be unpredictable.

I'm a skelington but i'll start practicing sports again so i can have a look at myself and be proud of what i am

b-but trump is a racist, sexist, islamophobic bigot!!! he shouldnt win

Also shitposting aside, Bush had more Electoral votes, while Gore had more votes.

This election is such a fucking joke, and a Trump presidency just let's you know how truly fucking stupid and brainwashed middle America is. I wish I could bomb all you fly over fucks that voted for this sexist, racist, xenophobic, billionaire, reality star con artist

I don't give a shit about the feel good crap these elitists feed you, Trump's economic policies will cause another huge recession in the next 2 years.

how do you know that? you a time traveller or something?

>shillary supporter detected

better start calling the suicide hotline pretty fast mate

This just goes to prove how deep trumpkins have their heads in their asses

If you think for one second that the US is "stable" now, you must be even more retarded than I imagined. 40 % of democrats say they are terrified of what would happen if the opposing party gets to decide, and the same amount of republicans answered the same. Is this what you call stable? Half the population literally scared to death by the other half's views?

In addition to this, we have no fucking clue whatsoever to what sort of shit Drumpf is likely to pull next. From what he has been saying about Mexicans, Muslims, opposing politicians, honestly no one knows. Tbh nothing would surprise me by know

I will give you trumpkins this though: it is hilarious watching SJWs crying about Hillary losing, and claiming it was entirely because she is a woman