Alpha thread. Feel free to share stories. Try to keep the gym bully to a minimum

Alpha thread. Feel free to share stories. Try to keep the gym bully to a minimum.

Haha so alpha.

Thanks breh. Just hit a new deadlift PR yesterday (120kg) so I was feeling good.

being "not in the mood" because of elections... dodged a bullet right there mate

dude he's being sarcastic you're an idiot

>Dating app
>I'm not in the mood to date or "talk" to anyone
>Why don't we just fuck then?
>Ewww no thanks

Why the fuck are you here?

Rate my profile guys

Calm down, sheep. This lion has work to do.

lol

>get Veeky Forums
>get confident
>just started telling her she's hot

take it from me bros. if you aren't ugly/creepy, there are women, right now, who already want to fuck you

abhorrent.

jesus bro, so fucking thirsty.

>be me
>be 14
>be superior turkish chad that steps on the turkroaches
>great genetics so naturally shredded
>walk out on the street
>no shades oh fuck people will recognise me
>thousands of western women begging me to fuck them
>meh İ have an asian qt İ'll just redirect them to my kurdish slave jamaal
>jamaal violently rapes all of them
>be me reading Veeky Forums next day while eating large döner kebab
>asian qt asks politely to blow me
>i nod
>see a thread
>"FUCKİNG ROACHES KİLL THEM ALL STUPİD FUCKİNG RETARDS THEY FUCKİNG ALL RAPE WESTERN WOMEN" 300replies of agreement
>mfw jamaal the kurdish slave raped all the western women in the world
>mfw turkey goes to war with the kurds cause of me making them make us a bad name
>its an inside job

pic related; jamaal my kurdish slave

"lol we have similar goals"
>I want to suck a dick until it cums
>lol me too

So... pics of your "big fat dick" ?
Also, don't fuck your colleagues.

>Into ageplay
>Christian
Where did the evil priest touch you?

Except she said I want to suck "you" till you cum so you're just saying that you'd also suck yourself till you cum

haha totally
it's really not that big

Pretty much a universal male goal tbqh

here it is

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Post with foreskin all the way back you fucking cheater

whats the measurement of that kok

asking for a friend

Are you literally retarded or just american.

banding dont count dude, ur making it thicker than it is

nice.
I'm black tho

Wanna know how I know you're fucking a nigger?

cause I just told you?

That makes it pretty nasty. Now I can only think of two Gorillas going at it.

like 6.5'' at best bro

>alpha

she's white tho
what makes you think she's black?

>turk
>shredded

pick one ugly ass proletarian motherfucker, get back to your own country, now the Donald is going to fuck your daugther and send you back to the fucking crack you came from.

scum

I don't live amongst the herds of Americans
but it's nice to know that your gf cucked you with a Turk

what app is that?

5.5 inch max

verizon message+
the default messenger on my phone

Yeah, nice try blackie.

lmao das racis
seriously though, should I just not mention my skin color in the future?

>christian

If that's 6,5", then I'm 8". And I'm not. You're 5 at most

only if you don't enjoy racial slurs

Race, not skin color. Your skin color would be "brown".

Black.