So you're Veeky Forums, but can you fight?

wasn't me you responded to with your lame ass sarcastic rant, watch some more cuck porn to calm yourself down.

Talk shit get hit. Not his fault whites can't fight

And then niggers wonder why everyone hates them and why places they live seem to fall apart...

You sound like a bitch desu

Do I know how to fight?
Yes
Do I have the right mentality to?
No.
I'd sooner run away or try to difuse a situation more than anything.
Physical confrontation honestly scares me and I'd rather no one gets hurt, especially my pussy ass.

this is the best attitude tbqh, best case scenario you look 'tough' and worst case you get permanent brain damage or deaded. It's super easy to fuck yourself up forever by hitting your head on concrete btw

How do you know how to fight? Boxing, wrestling?

Boxing and legitimate meme maga (learnt that through a certified instructor personally), which all it did was change my natural form a bit and gave me a lot better defense all around, and some hand traps.
Sucked at the ground work admittedly, and the kicks were also awkward to execute, so my time with him was spent polishing my standing game, punches, and completely overhauling my defenses.

All in all, I'm still a nonconfrontational guy who would rather run away given the slightest chance.

Not yet. Definitely going to take up either kickboxing or MMA as soon as I don't look like a bitch.

Start with kickboxing. Getting a base in a specialty is key. Become a great striker then work on your ground game

It's not a sucker punch if the other guy is being provocative. He had aggressive posture and was getting in the other guy's personal space. You don't have to actually touch someone to meet a legal definition of assault. A common rubric is something like "did they threaten violence with words or actions, and were they reasonably capable of carrying through with it?" If the victim believes these two things, then it's game on for self defense.

Pro tip MMA includes Muay Thai. If it doesn't it's shit.

getting in someone's face usually isn't decent grounds for self defense, also that guy is bigger and has other security personnel nearby so some skinny white boi doesn't exactly present much threat

So you're a fighter, but can you shoot?

I did kickboxing for one year. all it did is make me realise how shit I am at fighting. I can beat girls and probably guys 20 pounds lighter than me with zero fighting experience. I'd lose to anything else.

pro-tip muay thai is a meme. They are good at kicking and taking kicks, no hands though

so you can shitpost but can you get 100 confirmed kills

So you're a navy seal, but can you turn your story into a hollywood blockbuster?

No art besides boxing has "good" hands. Muay thai is an excellent stand up art and if you want great hands then supplement it with boxing. Muay thai has great elbows and knees and kicks

it might not be your favorite but at least it's a real martial arts with full contact sparring. it's not fucking aikido or kungfu

What kind of shit did you do for an entire year to make no progress

of course I progressed, but I still get blown the fuck out by people with lifetime experience. not in 5 years am I gonna be decent by competition standards

I do BJJ and a little bit of kickboxing, but I honestly don't know much it works for a street fight. I'd probably just spaghetti and forget everything.

Maybe, but what else is happening here? Security outside of venue and a problem customer. I've been on both sides of this stupid scenario, which is why I'm comfortable guessing that the dude well deserved an impromptu nap.

Bouncer didn't kick the guys head in, but knockex him out with one hit. Hardly gratuitous response.

Customer (or whatever) doesn't have to be judged an equal threat, just a reasonable threat. Skinny as he is, he is capable of doing harm. Had that security guard been taken by surprise or morally opposdd to violence, skinny dudecould have hurt him. Even a bruise is unjustified, there is no requirement to take abuse from anyone.

I mean if he leaned in and said "I'm gonna fuck you up" or something, maybe. All we have to go on is a 3 second gif where he gets sucker punched, the security dude appears to be in the wrong legally.

this solidifies the conclusion that western boxing is a great self defense tool to end the fight before it even begins.

How do I throw a punch Veeky Forums?

With a fist

jab: rotate hips and front foot slightly to the right. extend arm, move left shoulder up, hide your chin in your shoulder.

straight right (or right hook): rotate front foot and back foot to the left. hips and shoulder to the left, lean forward. aim at the chin or nose.

5 years muay thai, 8 years judo
clinch me IRL not online and see what happens
Also done some no gi bjj on and off over the years

Just start it now faggot you'll never make it with that attitude

>Yeah it's because black! Obviously the white man just trying to keep the strong black kings down, it's not like he assaulted someone or anything.
Maybe white boys should learn how to fight and not be a weak bitch.

whats a good martial art to start with?
im 5'6 and weigh 150 how can I use this to my advantage

That gif just made me a little racist.

You can run under the legs of most men and hit their balls.
Don't know an martial art that does that tho.

I can scream rwally loud
Use my car keys as stabby punches
I am well advanced in descalation jutsus
I tendnot to go outside
After being 18 i have not pysicaly fought anyone that was not my yonger beother

Rate my power level...

how can a gif posted with 0 context make you a racist.

i saw the youtube vid of that, the guy had it coming

combat pistol

unless youre europoor or looking for exercise, guns are the only adequate martial art for self defense.

strength > dex

>I only lift weight and pretend some Tony mexican boxer won't kill me

So why not continue, get better?

I'm not competing in boxing.

I was on track to be a D1 wrestler til I snapped my shit.

I've never been in a street fight though and I only weigh about 75kg, would I be able to handle myself?

If you train it seriously and have more tools to use then I don't see how it is a meme. youtube.com/watch?v=EJMu7LCsPBQ

If Diablo 2 taught me anything, it's that you should always have enough Dexterity to maintain a 90%+ chance to hit. Put everything else into Str/Vit.

>Muay Thai is a meme

The Thai army has trained and engaged in Muay Thai and has been doing so for as long as there has been an army in Thailand. Muay Thai was officially codified, with rules and regulations, in the early 1930s. This helped introduce Muay Thai internationally and made it a safe ring sport for participants. In addition to being an increasingly popular unarmed combat sport, it is also highly effective when used for self-defense and as a fitness program.

tl;dr, you are a fucking meme.

I am not fit

the military teaches hand to hand to its combat troops so they can fight amongst themselves, which because theyre young men they will do pretty much constantly, without seriously injuring each other.

guns are for killing, martial arts are for social status among idiots

>somebody actually thought this up, wrote it, and decided it was good to enough to post

Typical nigger

wtf are you on about m8?

>white boys should learn how to fight
>posts a gif of 3 niggers cheapshotting and jumping a white guy

Not sure what point you're trying to make

I know the bare minimum basics of boxing, but I doubt it would do me much good. As in I know to regulate breathing, not overextend, and maintain balanced.

I'm got big kind of fast in school, so I never had a chance to see how retarded my fighting ability is.

>cheap shotting an obviously defenseless white dude
>beating his unconscious body
Yeah, had that coming.

if i remember the little black dude was disabled, and the white guy(guido shitbag) was bullying him. the two big black guys were his cousins or some shit.

WORLDSTAR.

That was the textbook definition of a sucker punch though.

Sure he deserved it and it was cool as shit but it still came out of nowhere.

>obviously defenseless white dude

you're right, he was clearly innocent as these 3 seconds illustrate

That one nigger hurt his hand there. Also guy looks asian

Post link

It's a fact. Wrestling and many sports are rooted in a history as time wasters for soldiers.

cbf.

you're not allowed to punch somebody in the face as security, especially not when you're being recorded.

Fucking nothing. If I had to fight someone I'd probably just fucking leap at him and hope he didn't dodge out of the way so that my bodymass impacting against him would cause enough damage.

Post more fighting gifs plz

last time i was in a fight the guy broke his hand on my forehead

i dont know if i can claim that as a win because i didnt know he was even going to swing and i was half drunk so stood there bewildered as to what the fuck was going on

Faggot kid was asking for it

>getting in a bouncers face and not expecting that to happen

> black guy loses job

> black guy gets criminal charges, maybe jail time.

he asked for it tho.

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Watched the video. Both those niggers hit the floor and it doesn't even look like they hit him once. He may have gotten koed by his head hitting the floor and he just got knocked over by their bodies hitting him.

Terrible for everyone involved. At least they have guaranteed breaks from punching the fucking floor.

Did he actually lose his job or are you just hoping, I very much doubt he did, if you get in a bouncers face like a moron expect to be put on your ass

Uhh, yeah since he was caught on film nearly 100% he did lose his job.

You cannot closed fist strike somebody as a security guard, especially not in a situation like this.

100% this guy:

1. lost his job
2. faced charges
3. was found guilty of those charges.

Yes. God-tier fighter here. Started lifting because I had the fighting knowledge, not the fit.

>standing still
>little nigger attacks first
>hardly reacts
>big niggers jump in
>proceed to beat his unconscious body
>defending this

whats your discipline and record /fightbro/ ?

Kind of amazing that you thought this gif helps you make a point

if I was ever in a fight I'd just try to either go for the balls or run away

As someone who trains judo, I encourage everyone to do this. Mainly because you will be doing all of my work for me.

This is the difference between blacks and whites in terms of raw, animal like strength. Once punch from a robust, massive dicked black guy would literally END the average white incel's life. LMFAO. All your "striving for excellence" and "becoming strong" won't do shit against Alpha Tyrone's 9 inch wrists, 25 inch skull and genetically gifted hand speed + horizontal punching power.

Almost every black guy I've ever met was naturally muscular as fuck, could slamdunk without training, and throw a haymaker strong enough to dent a concrete wall. Blacks simply have better genetics, stronger fast-twitch muscles, and are built for fighting. The average untrained black guy will easily knock out an average white guy with a bit of fight training.

kek

That's completely retarded. Wrestling was drilled for its combative utility back when people fought with swords. Even today, it's incredibly useful for fighting.

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Didn't even put anything on the hook