Made it guys!! Nearly

>anti social and dyel here
>fall in love with girl
>start learning how to deal with people
>start to get Veeky Forums
>start flirting with her
>she actually false in love with me
>finally have the chance to have sex
>couldn't get hard for fucks sake, even though she's a 8/10 in my eyes
>good at teasing me
>overall very sexy and submissive
>still can't get fully hard, even though I thought it was hot

What is wrong with me guys!!!! Please help!!!
She wasn't able to hide the disappointment and blames herself now. I don't want this. pic related

This conversation is so gay. Kill yourself

>that pic
holy shit cringe you probably couldnt get hard bc of ur repressed homosexual urges

Stop tugging your dick for a week or so. If it's your first time it's normal. Stop stressing over it. Shit will happen. First 3-4 times I had sex I didn't finish. Felt bad but it all worked out in the end.

wtf am i reading

How about you two destroy yourselves with a gun.

>This conversation is so gay, I wish someone cared about me. I should kill myself

Fixed it :)

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>write with women
>gay

Veeky Forums.....

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>she actually false in love with me

Freudian slip, you already know the problem.

That fucking response though.

This is sort of true but at the same time wish I was OP :[

lol

craze me. amaze me.
just took 5 scoops. lost humanity

>can't get erection for hot woman
>not gay

???????

>calling a girl you fell in love with "8/10"
holy fucking shit dude

sounds like the first relationship of two super sheltered people, have fun while it lasts brah

OP here. Well actually I just tried watching simple porn (no gay porn)and I could get a boner. That's why I've been bothered.

Her character is 15/10 m8 don't care about the 2 missing points.

There is no way you're not a dumbass 12 year old.

Actually I'm a dumbass 25 years old. Don't be mad annon. It's my first time I ever had something like this, so my inexpierence is clearly leaking out. I'm pretty confused atm.

What the fuck is this?

>anti social

you mean schizoid, aka a loner (different from schizotypal, which is social anxiety, or achizophrenic, which means you hallucinate)

antisocial people are colloquially known as sociopaths or psychopaths

smack her ass a bit and pull her hair. treat her roughly and force her a bit. enjoy the power and let it excite you.

You've caught the gay

Performance anxiety. Go get some cialis from the doc for next time. No big deal man.

What a fucking faggot goddamn

Yeah, I wish I was 14 again too.

stop watching porn. Trust me.

All I want is a German qt to whisper filthy kraut shit in my ear while we're fucking....

>shes a 8/10 in my eyes
So she's an objective 3/10 but you're deluding yourself because you can't do any better

>craze me, amaze me

Jesus fuck, are you dating Janet Weiss?

>false in love with me
Holy shit talk about foreshadowing lmao

You're dating a German girl?

Anyway... Just quit the porn for a while

OP here
There is no objective rating of outward appearance
I am dating a Kazakh/Russian girl living in Germany

Been laughing at this for a good ten minutes. Who talks like that oh my God.

this

OP here. Annons you fully understand me!

>*snickers nefariously*
what the fuck is that?

How is that booty though?

high test!