What colognes does Veeky Forums wear to compliment their body...

What colognes does Veeky Forums wear to compliment their body? I use pic related for evening events and daytime respectively

Polo Red

That YSL is good stuff mate. Got a bottle now, will definitely cop another.

YSL but the L'Homme

Good choice

This goes away within a few hours.

Get a meme fragrance for the best reactions. I'm talking about Le Male, Fahrenheit, A*Men, etc. This is what separates the men from the boys.

It smells awesome. I won't be getting another bottle though because the performance is trash. Gonna get Acqua Di Gio Profumo next

AYYYY

It goes away? Oh no! Whatever will I do? If you reapply, you die! Everyone knows that!

Ayyy that looks like an old formulation of la nuit, am I right?