Alright I made fun of trump now how do I get her to lick my peepee
Tinder
waste of dubs kill yourself
That's just a stupid opener. You need to be a little more direct now
like? how do i be direct without turning her off
im gonna take a shot in the dark and say "wanna lick my dick" is probably not the best way to go about this
Tell her you'd feel sad if she went back and ask if she'd miss you, then you ask her if she misses you now and then you go for it tiger
Kek wills it
8s confirm.
Slow it down 5-10 min responses
Get her talking
respond by asking logistics
get hangout
peepee lick
you fucking cuck
l-logistics??
does this work:
"hey ur really cute wanna come to my apartment"
or is asking her to come to my place too forward for these hos? shes 18 maybe shell get scared
That's honestly your best bet, though. if she's just responding with emojis then you don't have anything else to go off of and can't build a rapport.
Might work, might not. She looks like the type you could just ask to meet you at starbucks (or some lesser known coffee place for extra points) and go from there
She's with an actual Trump supporter as we type bro
You cucked yourself
She's not even hot enough for you to lower yourself like that
How am I doing bros. I made a thread you can ignore.
Well, seeing as you're a numale, make sure you tell her how much of a nice guy you are.
Decent but use less emotes
>I'll even let you look through my tinder sometime
What the hell? How autist?
A girl one time told me I was beta for asking "hows your day going?" Or "What are you up to?" Is this valid or is she being a cunt?
>sometime
NO
get number, setup time and place. Go there even if she doesn't
Aka
>I'm going to blah music venue friday, im going to blah bar friday, you should stop by ;)
How is that autist? Seriously asking. Ive got nothing to hide other than a few cheesey pick up lines. Plus I got plenty of hot matches on there, which could make me look good.
>morons not realizing im just making fun of trump to get ez hillary supporter pussy
Lol are you on tindr or writing an email to a colleague? Drop that shit
So I cant ever ask a girl how her day is going? What is a good alternative?
jesus this is so cringe knowing how contrived it is from your (or pretty much any guy's) point of view.
im fucking amazed real girls join tinder
Please elaborate on the contrived part. I am confused.
knowing the context the innocent tone of the conversation seems like you're mirroring her with the emojis and "cutsey" remarks
>prettiest girl on tinder
Tbh its not autist it implies you have every intention of meeting her in person and that youre confident it will happen. The rest was trash tho pull the trigger in the first line the ones who need a build up arent worth it, this is fit are you atracting her based on your personality or your abs
Have you heard the good news Veeky Forums?
He is risen.
Depends on the grill and context breh. If shes a friend of yours and youre just catching up or whatever I dont see the problem. But if its your crush and you're constantly texting her "how you doing?" at random times of the day it does feel weird.
Thanks breh. I understand
It's boring, unoriginal and she probably gets asked that 20 times a day. At least rephrase it or refer to something you talked about earlier.
it also makes you look lazy
> tell me something funny and interesting, while I sit here and watch
Might as well apologize for being a man, and ask if she needs someone to prep her bull.
If you were any kind of man, you wouldve already grabbed her by the pussy.
Shouldve went something like
>"Hows yo- dtf?"
Its like you give a fuck what they think. No bro, do you give a fuck about roadkill?
I always forget how much of Veeky Forums is socially handicapped by choice. Be a confident cheeky faggot and girls want to fuck you if you're Veeky Forums. It really is that simple.
I've literally started convos with, 'what up negro', with white girls and gotten their numbers in minutes. I'm also barely ottermode so if you are somewhat Veeky Forums, you will be fine.
>Not actually asking her out
>Didn't ask her out
>Change the subject completely
You dun goofed
Ight just sent that to 4 different bitches on snapchat. Time to see the results.
Fucking this.
be somewhat fit, use your own form of banter.
top kek how people actually think your body matters outside of shitposting on CBTs if you don't have a little bit of cheeky confidence faark yea mate straya cunt dont u forget it
setup a meet
escalate
grab her by the pussy
>get matches
>message first without that how r u bullshit
>No response
>they don't even unmatch me, just don't reply
>don't send them another message because I don't want to show I'm a creeper
WHY EVEN SWIPE ME AT ALL RREEEEEEEE
I've had that happen too. Frustrating.
>Hey guys, look at all my matches
You're just a tinder statistic to these whores
I've been on a few tinder dates. Never got laid though lel
This is how you meet up:
>Talk about something on her profile or one of her pictures as an opener
she responds
>ask how her week has been
bla bla
>hey are you free to get drinks on XYZ?
ye
>ok here's my number
Just get straight to the point before your autism blows it. That's my go-to strat.
You can start by going back
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this is either a troll by an experienced man or a newbie
unless u are extremely physically attractive this will never work, ur too nice
what girls think if you're nice:
* you have none/very few options with other women
* you are unattractive to women because you have few options
* u are bad at sex because u are unattractive
why are homeless people so friendly and rich people so cocky? one needs your money, the other doesn't, who would you rather be friends with?
Trying way too hard.
These fucking crying emoji assblast me so badly holy fuck. Never EVER do that again my Man PLEASE
this US election has been good for ice breaking in Tinder thanks muricans
t. eurofag
to be fair I have much better text game than irl game so when they meet me in person and my autism shows they don't mind as much