Get GF

>Get GF
>My ass is jucier than hers

Life is suffering

Same, except my ass is fat and squidgy and hers is much firmer.

Ditto.

Need to get her in the gym for skwats. Shes a pilates instructor so she thinks she works out already and shes not super motivated to do more.

fuck yourself

>start talking to qt3.14 azn
>go on dates for 3 weeks
>realize I never really checked out her body because her face was qt as fuck
>examine her features
>her ass is flatter than mine
>drop her

>get gf
>realize that I have a better job, best body and better taste in art
>slowly lose all attraction to her
>dump her a month later
I worked 2 hard to settle for some chick who eats chips and dip all day.

post pics senpai

>>Every time I come home from lifting legs gf squees over my butt and abs.
>>Every time I come home from lifting chest and arms or back and shoulders she's indifferent and inattentive.

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE IN MEN.

No bully

This is basically me but i'm in a shittier position
>2012
>me being skinnyfat just started working out
>get fit af gf with the roundest butt you've ever seen
>2016
>she stopped working out last year and gained 20+ pounds
>her ass is now pear shaped
>cellulite is not a turn off but it's present for the first time in years
>meanwhile I'm @ 92kg and 8% bf throughout the year
>I started to slowly resent her
>feel guilty since we were in a reverse position at the start of the relatoinship
>still dump her

single since then, haven't had sex in months