Lets stop the virgin meme

To all the beautiful and nonexistent women browsing fit, to all the sadcunts and similar cunts...

Virgins are best in sex:

here's why:

>will take tips on how to make it better for both of you
>extra vibrations from anxiety shakes (muh first time)
>adamantium erections and several cumming's one after another
>doesnt know if you suck cuz no beforehand experience
>guarantee he will cum, you dont need to feel like you have to make him cum
>wild bush (its coming back godammit)
>will cook breakfast for you and feed your lil ass
>FIT and endurance wise can go all night
>superior aesthetics to fashion faggot you dated before (body wise hahaha)

Only downside is hygiene, some people havent got the knack for it, but if you come here you prolly use 3 deodorants and shower after every shitpost.

EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARENT PURSUING VIRGINS and post your tits and ass SFW.

Fit related - what would be 3 exercise you would do if you had to choose only 3 for the rest of your life?

>pullup, squatting cement bags between chairs, pushup

Im probably gonna be a virign for the rest of my life :(

>deadlift hnnnnng, bent over rows, bench press

Deadlift
Bench
Pull up

t. Virgin

Why nothing for legs?

huh? but i got diddies

This is the worst thread I've ever seen in my whole life. I really mean that.

Im glad you shared it with the class Ethan.

Now sit down.

>doesn't know if you stick cuz no beforehand experience

Alternatively:

>is a miserable unappreciative little shit if you are good because they don't know any better

Also virgins are fucking selfish lovers