Veeky Forums names

Maximus

Who me? Kek.

Callum
(can be shortened to Cal, like Calories)

For the same reason
For a girl
Jewel
or Julia

>"JEW"
>"Yeah Dad?"

>Jewel

>Crystal
>Sapphire
>Swarovski
>Diamond

Jewel = Joule
Julia = Jul = Joule
ie. kilojoules

Also forgot to add

Hannah or Anna or Ana
sounds like anabolic

Also why you shouldnt name your daughters
Katherine, Catelyn

Sue

watermellona

Flex E.

I'm naming my son aziz

>aziz my son
>you've been named after a dead roided kurd

>male

Aleph
Enrique
Radovan
Vasili
Lucius
Jean-Pierre

>female

Evangeline
Francois
Natasha
Hyuna
Jessica

Assuming I ever have kids, that is.

>male names
Brian
Brooks
Cormac or Lorcan (I'm Irish)
Ian
Richard

>Female names
Beverley
Kimberley
Wendy

Noji F.

François isn't a female name user.

Federico

jimmy becasue it kinda like gym or big jim

>male
digsby

>female
Ainsley

Well I met a woman named Francois (inb4 trap jokes), an actual woman who decided give herself the "English" name Francois and well that's fucked I guess

>Vasili
Go with either
>Basili
or
>Vasile

Basileos meant Emperor and it comes from there, Vasile is the latin version of a greek word. Vasili is russian peasant shit.

Alaric
Ragnar
Magnus

Last name Swoleson

>Vasili not Vasily
>not naming your kid after Soviet sniper Vasily Zaytsev
Good luck making it

Titus Pullo (an actual character in HBO's Rome) translates to titanic cock.

Stop trying to name our kid Ainsley. I'm not gonna let it happen.

>women
>Stacy not mention
cmon fit

Jax

I guess it's okay if you pronounce the s letter (Françoise is a legit female name) but in the male form the s letter is mute.

Charles
Richard
Carol
Gerhardt
Robert
Anton
Edward
Addy

Alexander for a male.

Revan for a female.

>U r my favorite daughter Revan

Bill Plates
Donald Pump

Why did I laugh at this?

Bruce
Brock
Bryce
I hope I have 3 boys to complete the trilogy

hell yeah bruh im changing my last name to plates now thanks.

Eugene

David Duke
Nitro Dubs
Teenus

Pectus
Glute
Bice
Hugh Mongus
Jack Ed.
Leeft Hevy.

Tosmar T. Lift

>Thad

Might as well call your kid Thigh.

Henry, for whatever reason, was always a name that invoked a feeling of absolute power.

If woman
Zee K.K.

Alexander
Jacob
Robert
Michael

Alexandr(i)a
Victoria
Melinda
Fiona

It's odd that the most common names are the best now.

>Gertha

>you'll never fuck any of the TFM Girls

/tfmgirls/

Named my son Jackson.

Jack?

Bane

Jack or Jax for short. Whatev I feel like calling him.

I will probably name my son Jeff or maybe Chris.

I still hate my parents for naming me one of the most common names. Literally, I looked it up. It has been in top 5 names for like 30 years. Everywhere I go I meet someone with my name.

I would call my son Barron.

And my daughter Barronesse.

Shit tier.

>baby Carol
Are you having a menopausal baby daughter?

Bruce
Mark
Boss

I named my son Victor. We like it.

Is it bad if I wanna pet the pussy on the left way more than the pussy on the right?

No homo btw

Are you Jack?

OP for fucks sake dont name your kid Chad. You're going to end up being smug idiot who goes
>"hey buddy what should we order for dinner? PIZZA?"

>no Sam
>no Samantha

come on lads

but spell it with a K, so it is Kallum, then it can be shortened to Kal. Then you just have his middle name be El.

Kal El. Gold.

>tfw I named my kid chad

spic pls go

Everett

XY:

Timo
Tuukka
Simo
Helmut
Wolfgang
Risto
Aadolf

XY:

Aakusta
Dakmari
Dorotea
Maaret
Maikka

It kinda fits the character

I want to name my son Rowan since it's a nice traditional but relatively unused name, it sounds masculine and aesthetic but it's actually a flowery tree so I'm not sure if I'm going to go with it

>What are some Veeky Forums names you would give your children?

I named my son Tiberius.

C H A D
H
A
D

Conan

Men:
Samson
Nickadeums

Women:
Octavia
Nero

Top kek

Women:
Agatha

Men:
Lance

Jojan

Mr. Bach?

>Women:
>Nero
Not only is Nero a man's name, it also means 'black'.

You're naming your daughter 'a fucking nigger'.

I see mongols improved their clubbing technique

>Chad
Never. Chad always grows up to be an unlikable douche, not a bro. You want a Veeky Forums kid to be a bro.

Male name
>Keith
Female name
>Kelly

>hey buddy how you holding up?

>I'm Thad.

Oldfag here. I have two sons and a daughter. Alexander, Chase, and Evelyn (we call her Eevee for short). All have middle names from my or my wife's grandparents. Pretty satisfied with their names.

Jake
zack
Trey
naruto

Frank if a boy.

Athena if a girl.

Goku-Ichigo

Bulma

Anakin

why would you name your daughter some white trash name and not something nice AND irish like Sadhbh or Saoirse or Niamh? s.m.h. lad

Thanks bro, I appreciate that.

Alexander
James
Richard (but not fucking 'Rich')

Mia
Sophia
Imogen
Lily
Elizabeth
Rosamund

I want girls. I want to impart all the desirable male characteristics, to complement their natural female attributes, in order to make the ultimate children who have transcended gender.

>Also, enrolling child in gymnastics and Judo at age of four
>Putting medical textbooks in their hand at the age of seven
>Having a foreign wife so they grow up in a bi-lingual home
>Taking them to the theatre, opera, ballet and museums to instill cultural appreciation

Named my daughter Helena which fits perfectly with her middle name Cornelia.

Son would be Hector or Tristan

fucking turbo manlet.

Kek

Does anyone else have the fucking least fit name imaginable?

My name is fucking 'Wyatt-Dove' or 'white dove' which apparently my parents named me so I would be 'gentle and free' but it has literally just seen me bullied my entire life.

I try to hide the Dove part but it is impossible.

At school when the kids found out they bought a birdcage in and stuffed my head inside.
At college I got invited to a party just so a chad could fuck his girlfriend and have me jump out the 2nd floor window because 'white doves flying makes sex more romantic'
At work my manager tickles me with feathers

I wish I was called 'Varg'.

Boy:
Adolf
Alfred
Bernhardt
Eric
Victor
Girl:
Katherine
Lucy
Sally

Conan
Wotan
Magnus
Stanislav
Flex
Rich