Go to gym

>go to gym

>couples everywhere

>finish my workout and go home

>on the way home a drunk couple walking next to me start moaning sexually and loudly

Fuck I can't take this anymore

I just want to leave humanity behind now

These fucking no gf feels ;_;

Veeky Forums in a nutshell.

Trust me man it's just the old grass is greener on the otherside. Lifting with a girl fucking sucks, they never shut up

>tfw 3 weeks into nofap
im this close to losing this

Especially when you're doing your set, for the love of God just stfu while I get my reps done. Also be ready to correct their shit form and have them question you.

I don't care about working out with someone, I just want a gf so I won't be crushed internally by this creeping loneliness

Bros im really giving up now. I think im meant to be forever alone. I cant even imagine how a girl would be attracted to me.
I have very few friends in college and im starting to notice how im just not a likable person. I talk to these people and all but whenever theres a 3rd party involved I can see how much more relaxed they are and how much more easily the conversation flows while with me its as if we are from a different planet. Girls are attracted to social likable guys, not fucking weirdos. Is there a point in even trying if you cant communicate properly with other humans?

I'm in the same boat as you man.

I just feel so fucking nervous when talking to a girl that I'm actually attracted to.

Fuck. Thinking of what to say becomes almost impossible. My mind just goes blank.

I've only been on a date with a girl once in my life and I clearly fucked that one up because she never talked to me again.

Hold me brah I don't want to die alone

okay well u have some options
make enough money that u can "buy" one
lower your standards and get a insecure one
take a break from the gym and start attending local raves and clubs until some slut down on her luck settles for you.

I cant even talk to guys without this happening.
I have a lot of online friends and they seem to like me because they cant sense the weird aura I have around me through a screen. Thats why I have avoided meeting these people irl, so our friendship isnt ruined once they seem my true self.

Why don't you try to overcome this by explaining the proper form of an exercise to girls in your gym?
So you don't have to think about what to say

I seriously doubt you two would be even capable of maintaining a relationship given how high you're putting women and then being the solution to your crippling insecurities and loneliness.

I'm not even trying to be a dick, being dead serious. Women can detect neediness within a second, you two need to be comfortable being single before trying to get with a girl.

All the best.

Yeah people crack jokes with normal people all the time, but the conversations they have with me are always serious, even if I start making jokes. I can make friends with people, but it takes so much time to be comfortable with them, that it would be impossible to make a girl be attracted to me as in the first conversations I'm a goddamn weirdo.

I workout in my homegym

no they can still get gfs but they need to quit talking to normies
im autistic af and i have a gf but shes one of those weeaboo faggots who's also obsessed with rick and morty.

I'm fine being alone, but i'd like to fuck some pussy.

I'd dump a girl anytime and don't mind, the real problem is I'd never start anything with a grill cause i'm ugly as fuark

Girls that seem to be like that in my classes are shy and non talkative. I am shy and non talkative. You can see why this all ends.
You are probably right. I have been alone all my life and have never had a relationship.

>I'm not even trying to be a dick, being dead serious. Women can detect neediness within a second, you two need to be comfortable being single before trying to get with a girl.

Ah man...this...

>women can detect neediness

Yea just relax bro and let them come to you. It works for me.

Seriously do you realize what crap you are talking? If I dont show interest/neediness she will never talk to me but if I show it she will be put off.

The solution to the problem is to be Chad or this bullshit doesnt work and you can stick your "bee urself" up your ass

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>Girls that seem to be like that in my classes are shy and non talkative. I am shy and non talkative. You can see why this all ends.
this can easily be solved
I found out my current gf liked akira so I started wearing my akira t-shirt in class and she started talking to me and I asked her out for coffee. rest was ezpz

shy ppl are really anal about their "weird" hobbies so just found out what they like and go from their

tfw I have a gf but we both are shut ins and don't go anywhere so I feel lonely anyways

As opposed to meeting all her friends and having to tend shit like their birthday parties and baby showers? I don't even know these slobs and I have to tend to these things.

Somewhat jelly of you, desu.

So you basically stalked her, found something and used it to get her talk to you?

>So you basically stalked her, found something and used it to get her talk to you?
Kinda but I told her that before we became bf/gf and she loved that I did it. She liked me also but was too shy to make a move
I got lucky tbqh

>stalked
>used
>get her
nu-male piece of shit go away

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I've had to go to dinner with her "friends" aka coworkers once; they were all incredibly awkward and one was a furry. Then we had to go to a halloween party so she could see her friend who was hosting, but there there were not just 1, but 2 furries, a half-black half-jew and a few other autists who watched Rocky Horror Picture Show. At least her friend's boyfriend was alt-right.
But that's all. Neither of us have seen any of these people since. Why the fuck are there so many furries in St Charles MO?

dump the girl and hook up with her friend's boyfriend

>alt-right

>Rocky Horror Picture Show

Hey man, that's a good flick

If Trump managed to become president I think I should be able to get a cute gf.

>tfw no gf, going to leave humanity behind
>12 week test e cycle
>tfw 3 weeks in and i wanna fuck every female i see, start talking to most women i meet.
>mfw didnt roid for these feels

But I don't want to be

>roiding for this

1000% this, you have to just not give a fuck about being single and women will pick up on that.

After a while you really start to not give a fuck and can focus on other things to improve yourself (life lifting), happened to me.

Go to a groups/meetups website and find a hiking/camping group near you. Super fun, you'll meet people who are generally skinnyfat at worst, and usually around half the members are women.