PSSSSSSSSSSSSSCHHHT

>plz be emancipator reference
>is.

Thx.

Have monster shills invaded this board?

There you go bro

>not enjoying an ice cold Monster Zero Ultra Energy™ on a sunny, ice cold winter day

How do you do, fellow fitness enthusiast? You should try that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ for yourself. I personally enjoy that first sip with breakfast, on the drive to work (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching Netflix and checking my fantasy sports teams on my iPad. Try it today!

Thanks bro. I'll think of you when I crack open that second FSOTD.

Here's a RARE SIP for your troubles.

mmm, the taste of breast cancer.

>making it

>2016
>only buying 2 monsters

not him but 2/$4 where I'm from is the best deal you can get

3 for $5

pretty expensive in my country + poorfag

>ftw when I buy my monster from costco
One day you may experience this feeling as well, my fiends. One day.

I hate the white one. Tasted like orange juice.

Pic related is the best energy drink I've ever drank

kek

why dont yall sip on my dick

Looks like one of those energy drinks that have
the generic ''energy drink taste'', also

>sugar

can someone explain this meme to me?

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unf daddy

>that first ssssssssssiiiiiiiipppppp

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How much at costco? I've got a membership but it's a decent drive for just monster.

REEEEEEEEE

what the fuck happened at that reddit meetup

is there an archive of photos floating around

Yes, there is!

imgur.com/a/nyZqO

but only the one topless pic is the funny one

Is it bad I actually bought into this meme and enjoyed it?

>Time keeps on sippin sippin sippin
>Into the future

You quite literally got shilled by a 22 year old biz major straight out of college in his first marketing role into buying a product.

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Lol, after seeing a sip thread I bought a case of the Monster Energy Total Zero or whatever when I was at the grocery store that night.

Whoever is behind this meme is a master marketer

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Did anybody else enjoy this BEFORE it was a meme? I did.

I first saw it in a Christian Guzman video, he was drinking the orange one. Looked tasty. AND Zero calorie. So I went to the 7-11 and grabbed one. Hooked.

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imo it's worse we don't have mods and this always gets as far as it does.

>Monster
Over priced piss.

Nos is where my money goes

You bros illiterate or what? See

>yfw you imagine some corporate executive forcing memes like this for his company

Doesn't this shit send you bald?

>implying that isn't counter psy ops to play to post ironic sensibilities of millenials
>implying that shit wasn't market tested by business dude bros who knew how to tap into the cultural zeitgeist of people in their own demographic
>implying implications

please stop this memeing
I literally gave in and bought this overpriced piece of shit yesterday
now I have diabetes

but it has low sugar

whatever it takes

>tfw a sipfag has invaded my gym
>A monster can is on top of a block of lockers
>One of the people I lift with is a Veeky Forums shitposter

I dunno if I can handle this, lads.

Holiday station stores. You mn bro?

No sugar

But I legitimately enjoy this meme

My and the gf

Why would somebody seriously drink this piss?
Red Bull is the only good Energy Drink

I prefer Red, White and regular. Everything else is a waste.

I get 4 for 4.99
I peel 1dollar off coupons off boxes and wait for the 3 dollar price drop in my store

>monster blue

this is the fucking best shit i have ever tasted,

the can design, the blue color of it,

when I see a can of this I instantly by one and i just crack it open right there in the store to get my sip needs, hehe.

Then I buy another and put it in my dedicated Monster Energy™ Zero fridge at home to later enjoy it Ice Cold while browsing Veeky Forums!!

10/10 points for Monster Energy™ Blue!!

>he drinks the Red Bull piss, literally BULL PISS

>that thumb hair
>gf

alright then fella, next you'll be saying masturbating to trap porn doesn't mean you're gay

Red Bull tastes like poison

The fucking shilling in here. I tasted the red one and it's repulsive.

pic related, objectively the best energy drink ever created

is this the most succesful viral marketing on Veeky Forums right now?

>base is narrower than plug

Just in case you want to fuck yourself even more.

>I swear Doctor, it's just my squat plug no homo!

I take that FSOTD for Poppy.
youtube.com/watch?v=kLbgoBtcCW0

youtube.com/watch?v=U2_q_N-e2z8

PSSSSHHHHHT

Nothin personnel, kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xmw5aeLoQm

Monster Black > the white one. Black cherry anything is delicious

Psssccchhhht

This Monster Garbage tastes like pure sugar, but I'm not an American Sub human, so I wont understand.

Wow. Laughed so hard my cat jumped and bonked his head on the bottom of the coffee table.

tasted like some kind of weird jolly rancher. shit taste.

>tfw out of sipps'

*slow clapping* that joke of yours was truly, how should I put this, not original, it was a truly pathetic attempt of a so called ''burn'', well stay safe on the internet kiddo, you're gonna need it

>yfw i buy them for 89ct/can

post sips, boys

Think im gonna take a walk to my local store tonight to buy a Monster Energy Blue, im all out of it! Then im gonna take a relaxing bath while sipping, after that gonna take a gainer pro shake and two sauseges for about 800kcal, take my ZMA's and magnesium tabs then hit the bed all ready for the gym tomorrow! Oh, and also gonna take a C-vitamin tab in a 500ml bottle of water to drink before bed and also to drink right when i wake up!! Have a good night brehs!!

>tfw actually kind of happy,

where the fuck

I mean I know this is pasta, but that seriously wasn't a burn. That literally did happen. Just want to make sure you get your kek.

Current sip

Never tried that one. R8?

Put sips in cat's water bowl and post results

nice airsoft

Not that user

White < Blue < Orange = Red

Not my fave. I have it with breakfast sometimes because it sort of hits the same spot as orange juice. (White is my fave, so that's where I'm coming from.)

Ah see, I hated Red and loved White.

I guess I'll just have to TRY THEM ALL.

4xl

fucking america

>tfw I actually wrote that ''pasta'' just now for you

you got an eye for details kiddo

Orange > Blue > Red > White > Black > Yellow

Rehab Pink > All of those

What does pink taste like? Strawberry?

>sugar
>making it

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

>tfw no sugar-free monster is sold in my country except the original one but that tastes like garbage

Yeah I was in Barcelona over the summer and needed my sips real bad couldn't find anything but the original sugar-free. Absolutely disgusting.

>mfw I eventually found my white sips at a paki shop off La Rambla