So, when are you going to do some cardio with me, idiot?

>So, when are you going to do some cardio with me, idiot?

when are you gonna let me rail your ass

Sorry I already have a date with the best girl

But we just had sex 15 min ago, give me a breather and i'll be back for round 5.

Who are you and where the fuck am I?

Go make me a sandwich.

#WhyiLift cute girls are my kryptonite

cardio is for faggots

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Trap. probably hung like a f

>Trap

I invited you to play tennis yesterday

Cringe, kys op

I really want her feet on my dick and face

In that order?

Can't I have one foot on my face and one on my dick

You and me both buddy.

Let's go for a run swim hike carrying a log bitch I guarantee I will fucking break you happy veterans day semper fucking fi oorah

while doing cardio is it true that I can just bitch out half way through, take a break, and then later finish the rest and still receive the same health benefits?

when I google that's what people are saying, that you're allowed to spread your workouts out rather than doing it in one chunk. are these people idiots?

>cardio
>mfw

Run 4 days a week with my crush
I can never run far away enough from my feelings for her

what do u think about doing real cardio together?

>Not fucking her in her car right after while your both sweaty as fuck effectively ruining it's resale value

Bruh your doing it wrong I've done this myself a few times its super easy, their endorphins are flowing and theyre high and horny, just grab by the waist and pull in for a kiss 9/10 chance she'll just go with it and youll have exhausted amazing sex

MOAR absurdly accurate Asuka cosplay.

Have any of you even gotten a gf like this since getting fit? I feel I have just become a cyborg.

23 kv kill me.