How often does Veeky Forums masturbate

How often does Veeky Forums masturbate

Cum once a week or once every other week, edge sometimes other days.

Almost everyday, on omegle.
Shit, that site gives me so much pleasure

so much my fitbit thinks im a marathon runner

I don't, masturbation is degenerate

>using the carnal jew

4 to 5 times a week usually. Was doing 1 to 2 but corporate needed me to push my numbers up

multiple times a day

tren+yohimbine

i have to file my palms or i scrape my dick

1-2 times a day.

What a bunch of low test fags

3 times a day, everyday, sometimes more

I edge a lot. Fuck up my dick and withhold the semen.

3-5 times per day.
I have to keep my sexual urges in check so I don't feel the need to pursue girls.

5 or 6 times a week.

NOT FIT RELATED

FUCK OFF

2-5 times a day.

Mostly to either 2D anime/comics, JAV, or amateur camwhores on chaturbate or /soc/.

Do you know that some girls NEVER masturbate, even if they're not regularly having sex?

Is that mac?

Depends

Some weeks I'll masturbate/edge 3-5 times per day, sometimes I'll go days without. This is in addition to having sex with my gf ~3x per week (we only see each other on weekends)

4+ times a day. Thinking of slowing down though.

Have jerked off twice so far today later on im going to put my weiner in my gf too

Anywhere from 1-4 times a week, it really depends.

Once a day minimum. Sometimes two or three times if I feel like it.

Jerking right now. Thats my friday night

Me too, user...

1-4 times a day when GF isn't here


Usually to watching cute traps sucking dick and fantasizing about it too


>lifting will never cure my degeneracy

once a day

1-3 times per week. It used to be 1-3 times per day, but then I realized that I was addicted to porn and jerking it out of habit and boredom rather than actually wanting to.

Went cold turkey on porn and did nofap for two weeks. Then slowly got back to porn-free fapping and learned to use my imaginationcagain.

It's actually a fantastic motivator. I drive myself to hard work out of the need to see naked women and stick my cock in them. Hell, most females suddenly seem passably attractive. I'd fuck the shit out of the skinny 55 year-old who runs the cafeteria at work.

Almost daily. If I don't fap it's because I'm too tired from work/exercise but it's usually at least once a day. Sometimes up to 6 times a day 'cause I'm a horny motherfucker.

I used to worry about masturbating "too much" thinking there'd be some kind of health/sexual performance risk involved, but I stopped caring and realized there's not a significant threat to stop me from fapping as much as I want.

I don't believe in the nofap meme. Noporn is the way to go

often

Whom is this and wherem can I get more?

Fapped five times today but I'll admit I haven't fapped all week and had a squat session first thing this morning and they always make me horny. This is by no means typical.

some of us have jobs and even with high test cant just wank it in the workplace restroom

im lucky if i wank at home once every other day

I only masturbate on weekends. Last one is Sunday night, won't do it again until at least Saturday. Usually masturbate 2-3 times on the weekend.

And the first fap I do after a week, I usually record and post on Reddit

Everyday, 2~4 times a day. Gear has made me from fap once a week to this. Help

Last year: 1-3 times a day, rarely missing a day

This year: 2-3 times per week

I have bigger loads and more feeling in my dick (circumcised, so this is important)
nofap is still a meme, but reducedfap is pretty good.

isnt that just pedo bait

I used to do that but now I always get banned the moment my cock hits the webcam view. I mean, I even talk to the grill first and get her to mir my body and get horny with my shredded greek body, I even ask her like a cautious deer if she wants to cyber and watch me wank my yank while she rubs her snatch but theres some bullshit mod or something that identifies the anatomy of my cock like fucking jarvis on A.V.E.N.G.E.R.S ™ and the moment I get completely nekkid I get "banned for inappropiate behaviour" for a couple of days.

What the fuck can I do?

Use a VPN. Omegle is freaky with how much information they collect from you and what others can find out about you.

Depends
Normally once a day or once every other day.
But if I'm on my period that number can shoot up to 6 or 7.

Once a day.
Can't fall asleep without it

everyday

i dont even like it tbqh

like 10 times a day.
using minoxidil also.

did 20 before that.

When I was cutting it was maybe MAYBE a couple times a week. Now that I'm eating at maintenance I've found myself fapping 3-5 times a day. W-what is this?

Three times a week rarely.

Twice a week most times.

Occasionally get once a week urges.

I think I have a pretty low sex drive. Funny thing is, my sex drive used to be much lower during puberty.

I'm the same way. How do I enjoy fapping again?

4-5 times a day

idk

maybe we should acquire girlfriends but i just fap and dont care for like 16 hours afterward

Fuark bros where do I get a catgirl gf like this? Do I have to become a furry? Ill tell you what if I have to dress up as a bear and get fuck in the ass a couple times a month ill do it for a gf like that.

I didn't masturbate for last 3-4 weeks now. I don't even really miss it ... it seems weird.

That's exactly how I feel, but kinda different. I didn't masturbate for the first 24 years of my life. Started doing it this past year, do it on weekends, basically just watch the same 3-4 amateur porn videos of the same camgirl.

I mean the orgasm feels nice, but honestly It seems like more of a hassle than a pleasurable thing. Having to lay a towel, lie down, watch the video, clean up, catch my breath before bed, all hot, all that shit.

Only reason I really do it is to avoid wet dreams which I hated getting

That's the purpose of nofap. So ugly and fat girls can get guys too since you're too horny and end up losing self control.

It's the ultimate sjw shill

I jerk off like 1-3 times a week. I do when I get back from the gym because I'm still pretty amped up. I also do it whenever I feel very lonely.

Does anyone here feel like shit when they finish jerking off? Like a guilty pathetic feel?

Once or maybe twice if I can. Think I got ED and I just cant do it even once some days. Should I be worried?

You have extremely low testosterone levels.

I feel bad for you guys.

1-3 times a day.

Lifting has honestly made it worse, I find. Sometimes the urges are just fucking ridiculous. Last week I jerked it 9 times in a single day, it was bad.

10+ times per day

>theres some bullshit mod or something that identifies the anatomy of my cock like fucking jarvis on A.V.E.N.G.E.R.S ™
chuckled heartily

Question: Do you guys ever spontaneously feel horny? I don't think I do unless I think about or see something attractive, but if that happens I gotta bust. pls tell me I'm normal

Same here, doesn't help that I lift at home I get a raging boner and edge in between sets

>tfw masturbated for the first time in almost 2 weeks
not low test, tren has killed my dick :(

I still jack off about 4 times a week, though.

Once a day
>tfw extremely long refractory period so any more than once a day does not feel good

i used to do it every day, sometimes twice a day, now i only do it 2-3 times a week. it just feels better if i hold on to the feeling of getting horny.

also, bigger loads, no need for deathgrip and no porn is really helping to find out what really turns me on.

Yes.

But my sex drive is pretty spontaneous in general.

Maybe for a few days I get no sexual urges at all, maybe two weeks later I go full sexual animal mode and wank like crazy

Sauce on pic

I was on nofap november till yesterday night, I just couldn't handle it and didn't think I needed to do it. So I fapped 3 times in two hours and fapped 4 times today. So in 24 hours I fapped 7 times. All that repressed sexual energy was released. Now I will probs do it once a day or so

Jacked off 3 times today, cause I've got a long weekend and my donkey dick was throbbing all 3 times. Felt fuckin good after a great back day yesterday. Usually once every five days

>try out NoFap
>hit 5 day streak
>get fucking hammered and visit a prostitute
>guilt
Th-Thanks NoFap

I probably average out to a bit under once a day.

at least once a day, but sometimes up to four times. i tried no fap a few times, but usually by the third day my dick is rock solid and my heart is racing my entire shift at work. i need help lads

I feel like my dick is fucking dead when I'm single. I rarely get the urge to fap every day like I did as a WoW obsessed teenager. When I date a girl my urges come back and I want to smash a couple times every day. I have no fucking idea why this happens. Single depression?

About 6-7 times a month when no gf.

>not posting the webm

fucking hell mate I'm dead

usually once a day, rarely 2-3 times a day when i'm feeling super horny

havent done it in around nine days.

i got that reference

Is that Pijin Gril???

Once or twice a week

About twice a week. I used to fap every day but now I'm too busy.

how do they have low t?

The shiny leather material on my bench is a legit turn on in between sets

Daily, 2-3 or more sessions lasting at least an hour each sometimes 2 or 3, cumming 2-4 or even 8 times in a row on high end, rare, without breaks in between, maybe 30 seconds between each load if I'm trying to get done quicker.

I'm a guy btw, also natty.

Fuck man. Me too. Im like addicted

> but honestly It seems like more of a hassle
> Having to lay a towel
> lie down
> watch the video ????

Is this the real life?

>sinning

Good Lord, it's like you friends don't even want to make it.

1 in every 100 days

LELing hard at the richard lewis tatoo

try painting your cock green or some weird shit like that, dont take off all your clothes.
maybe it's just a dumb algorithm

Usually less 4 times week..
I just do it when I feel im not productive anymore..

>lifting for vanity

nice sin lad

Pretty much everyday because my gf only wants to fuck like once or twice a week now....
She's always "too tired" because she's at work and school all goddamn day

>implying I lift for anything else than defense of Christendom

shiggy

>tfw you used to get chicks all the time on omegle but now you barely do

Where did it all go wrong?

I have bad news user...

Your gf is fucking other guys

HAHAHA. I'M SURROUNDED BY WEAKLINGS.

I CONQUERED MY ATTACHMENT TO SEXUAL RELEASE AGES AGO. I DO NOT EJACULATE, AND IN ABSTAINING, MY BODY IS INFUSED WITH VITALITY.

KNOW THIS, WEAKLINGS: YOU ARE BLEEDING YOURSELVES DRY. YOU WANNA BE STRONG AS FUCK? DON'T EVER EJACULATE.

I don't mind, though. It makes me want to fuck them, so I fuck them.

This

How to be impotent 101

Does jerking of to blast a load in my gfs face count?
Then its pretty damn often

I edge for about 5-10 min when I wake up with a raging boner on the weekends and don't have any plans. I don't cum though, I just mire how big and hard my cock has become since dropping porn.

Other than that, I don't even touch it.