Like girl from work

>like girl from work
>getting dinner next week
>keeps asking me about it
>ask her why she keeps asking
>"just checking, cause I dont find it weird to go to dinner with guy friends"

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>Yeah. Like if I found you the least bit attractive or ever considered you for sex I'd probably never go out with you like this.
>But that feeling of being with a woman and not having that omnipresent sexual tension I'd normally have with an attractive woman...
>You know. The kind that leads to nasty stinking animal sex in the bathroom or the backseat of the car. It's just nice to hangout with a girl that I see as a family member or just one of the guys.

youre so gay

You actually typed that out

Actually just be mature about it.
"hey about what you said, if you dont see me as anything more then a friend thats cool, but id like to know lol."
if she confirms this then say "oh well lets cancel our dinner plans then; we can go out some other time."

He's salty, let him be

How is this related to fitness?

Can someone answer how this board in particular became the "whine about girls" board and why the mods allow it?

mods have tfw no gf too ya know.
Fuck outta here, normie.
You'll never understand our pain!

Nah. I'm just a means spirited manipulative prick. It's a lot more harmful and will eventually get him more pussy, then simply getting up saying he's got something to do and leaving her there to figure out what she just said and feel shit about it.
Bastardly, but it's a lot more fun to manipulate and hurt her then simply dump her because hanging around her ruins any chances of fully letting her go and finding a woman to completely connect to or even getting his dick wett.


Plus, if I was a fag I'd at least be able to blame being a hateful meanspirited dick and total fuck up on being in the closet. Hell I'd be able to do with Zyzz, Jeff, and grapfruit fucker do and have a fat wad of cash.
I mean, damn. I'm not even bi enough to get a viagra/cialis, close my eyes and pump away till I get bored/tired or the "client" wants me to stop collect my few hundred in cash and leave.

I mean shit, if channing tatum can do it so can I.

You are absolutely terrible at being manipulative

Yeah, don't have the patience, IQ and EQ to play the long game.
I go by ear and play at with what people give me.

Don't shit where you eat man.

>Dinner dates in the 21st century

Are you an awkward divorced 40 something who's never touched a woman but his cunt ex-wife trying to "play the field" again?

>nlp

ma nigga

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Holy shit that's so autistic and transparent that I'm wondering if I'm being baited. I mean, the idea is there but you don't have to be PUA-tier about it.

Just say something non-autistic like : Oh, I thought this was a date. Nevermind then, sorry about the confusion.

>if I was a fag
>I'm not even bi
Closeted homosexuals, everyone.

Here's what ya actually do OP, serious version.

>hey you know how you keep asking about dinner?
>I didn't realize you might think about it like that
>sorry if it came off as weird, I honestly just thought of it as two friends getting dinner

Then comes the optional, but highly encouraged part:

>haha how bout we just call it off this time
>i don't wanna make things weird

Some variation of all of this, but you get the idea. Play it off, but do not be autistically butthurt about it. Just be subtly passive aggressively butthurt instead, in a way that will shatter her confidence. The key is to really sell the part where you act like you were genuinely oblivious to the implications of getting dinner with her. This will be backed up, and you'll really sink the knife in, when you take control of the situation by suggesting calling off the dinner altogether. It may hurt to do all this, but you'll feel much better for it in the long run, and there's a good chance she'll becom insecure and thirst for your validation (and dick) afterwards.

So the girl is allowed to be a douche about the 'date' but not the guy?

Ooh. At least she let you down gently, but she must have said it because it's plainly obvious that you're crushing hard

Ummm... it's called a double standard? Women have it, u shud read gawker sometime loser

Cause insecurity is our main topic here on Veeky Forums

>that omnipresent sexual tension I'd normally have with an attractive woman.
Hahahahha faggot.
>wanna be alpha
>tense around women
Go be a little bitch somwhere else, i can smell your bullshit from here. You're probably an angry manlet who can't get laid so he goes and talks shit about girls on the gayest board on the fucking intetnet you, while pretending to give advice to an even pussier faggot.