How do I age gracefully?

How do I age gracefully?

Stay out of the sun

Get plenty of sunlight

Feast on the souls of gay people

For serious,

eat healthy
exercise
sleep
stay away from drugs, alcohol, tobacco, loose women
sacrifice a child to the dark lord satan every full moon

Shock the fags!
Hang the niggers!
Deport the spics!
Ban the mudslimes!
Gas the kikes!

Race war NOW!!!!

Don't listen to those first two fags. Sunlight has nothing to do with it.

Drink your urine

Stay in dark places during the day, avoid direct sunlight
Try to only go out for food and necessities at night
Get as much sleep as possible. You may need some sort of enclosed bed to prevent any light getting in.
Drink the blood of young maidens at least once per month.

It doesn't have to be as frequent as every full moon, but at least once a year you should do that. And remember, it can't be any child, it's important that the child be unbaptized and free from all but original sin (ie an infant).

Lead a comfortable existance getting paid to pretend you care about poor people

You have no idea what youre talking about. Stop asking anonymous strangers and do your own legit research OP.

Why are Republican daddies always so hot?

be a homosexual time traveller

I mean, yeah, I guess. But I like to be on satan's good side, so I do it more frequently. love racking up them brownie points.

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Wear sunscreen every day and pray to jesus that you don't go bald.

Also don't get fat.

That's pretty much it

>Mike "ignite the sodomite" Pence

Genetics

>what are thymine dimers

make 800,000 per year

Earn enough to supplement yourself with HGH and testosterone for life after age 40.

sunscreen damages your skin
i mean if youre forced to go out in the sun wear it but otherwise avoid it
also use cleanser/cream without harmful substances

other than skincare you gotta exercise, eat healthy diet, sleep enough and avoid stress

>not also putting the lefties into re-education camps
stay pleb

Glass of wine a day, trust me.