Importance of sleeping in Darkness for Gains

If you've ever grown your own marijuana, you'd know that if during the plants bed time (aka complete darkness) any soft or subtle light penetrates the plant's darkness space of rest and progress, there's a huge chance that your plant will turn out to be a HERMAPHRODITE which means that not only will your plant not have thick, joocy and long dank buds but it'll also be gay as fuck and won't produce any kush. Just like how you are unable to produce a solid thick benis due to years of being exposed to gay nightlights because you're a sissy little beta chode.

Moral of the story;

If you sleep with a night light in your room, there's a 1000% chance you'll develop into a hermaphrodite aka faggot cuckold. Your benis needs darkness to bloom and your brain needs darkness for masculinity. Failing to do so will result in disaster.

tldr; sleep in darkness or you gay

Idk about you op but my cock needs to get wet

>marijuana
Stopped reading right there. Back to /b/

OP are you a fucking hemp plant or what?

>tfw live in an apartment with just blinds and no curtain rail
>landlord won't give us permission to install curtains
>blinds suck and let light through

I literally only get to experience full darkness when I'm in a hotel or b&b in the countryside.

How big is ya dink?

We're all plants, timmy.

Wow dude

I'm living in darkness. Does that also increase gains?

What if you work nights lad, am I doomed