How do i a gf?

thanks duders

>Cop stare
Do that only if you want to intimidate someone.
In normal conversation, it's creepy af.

no, don't fucking do that

ok so first i'm supposed to be looking into eyes at all times
but now that's creepy as fuck and should not be done
make up your mind anons

life of a introvert. i can be alone for very long periods of time but then there will come a time where i long for some company. it usually takes 15 min of company to make me realize what a stupid mistake that was and i just want it to end so i can be alone again.

i dread social interactions. can't seem to relate to anything and i hate conversations where people talk about themselves or the usual everyday shit. i keep repeating that's nice and count the seconds in my head until i can just get the fuck out of there

If you're such an introvert why would you even want a gf? Girls will suck up all your alone time and force you into social situations 24/7.

so we could do the deed, there were like 3 open bedrooms up there

can't look them in the eyes because it makes me really uncomfortable. i have enough trouble interacting with people as it is because i always get nervous and forget what i was talking about. sometimes i'll even start to shake.

looking them in the eye would be the ultimate breakdown sentence for me. i don't even want to imagine what would happen in addition to the above things.

>Once you get a job

Really, I want to believe it's not about money...

>The amount you can tell about their character and intentions just through that is amazing.

I've never understood this. Maybe it's my martial arts background, but I can read so much more intention from bodies. The way their weight is shifted between legs, the movement of their arms and hands, the alignment of the torso.

I am legitimately autistic though, so the human aspect isn't all that prominent in my train of thought. People all feel like NPCs. Feels empty, man.