Almonds didn't activate

>almonds didn't activate

>when the emu sent to me was a female
Well there goes my meatballs

have you tried yelling activate at them ?

>mom didn't get me my fucking alkalised water

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>when your coconut is factory made

AWAKEN MY ALMONDS

>vegetables make fun of me
>they listen to loud rap music
>see them fight each other
>check the vegetable bag
>accidentally bought uncultured vegetables
>mfw

>ANABOLIC WINDOW HITS YOU AS IT CLOSES

>Code sent to my phone
>Left it at home
Well my day is ruined

F

>my vegetables aren't cultivated enough

>when your coconut doesn't turn out

>drinking non alkalized water

>mfw almonds are not activated

...

>coconut is store bought

>mfw vegetables are not cultured

>mom gets ostrich egg at the store despite specifically telling her to get emu egg

Diet ruined

>eggs
>not meatballs

Enjoy your nogainz

>mfw my mom accidentally makes emu meat squares instead of emu meatballs

>Advocates of ‘activated' almonds claim that raw almonds contain certain phytochemicals that prevent your body from receiving the full benefit of the nutrients almonds contain.

>The activation process requires almonds to be soaked in water for a period of 12 hours. Advocates believe this deactivates the enzyme inhibitors and brings the nut to life. Once the almonds have been soaked, they are then dehydrated at low temperatures (40 degrees) over a 24-hour period. Dehydrated almonds have a similar flavour and texture to roasted.

>There is almost no research that indicates whether “activation” works or not.

>didnt stock up on activated almonds before the resolution

>eat 100g of protein
>don't gain 100g of muscle

Reminder to activate your almonds in warm water for 6 hours before consumption

>do 20 minutes of cardio
>don't burn 20 minutes of fat

kek