body making in gym

This theard just made my day. Havent laughed this hard in a while thaaanks u cunts

>hit weight larger
>stronger i am be
>gf apparent no
>arise sensation

>go grocery
>clerk say "so big"
>great deal deal

>doing laying stupid bell push away
>feel fire on chest
>good

>gf notice ass
>say "you sexy big ass man"
>twerks internally

>food at night
>girl says bulging muscle
>ecstacy

>man warm up
>I warm down
>knee tear
>pain

>do single hand speechless bell pulling
>use heavier weight then ever
>pleasure

>Be having muscle
>grill walks foward
>feels abs
>say "solid ;)"

>be man
>8 scoop come
>leave man back

>man stare at gf butt
>squat evry day
>ass get big
>man stare my ass now
>girlfriend safe

DELET THIS

>piano

> train the body in gym in house
> mother say "you man now"
> stratosphere

>that sensation when

Fucking hell why did I laugh this hard

>Make step to limb curl rack
>small arm man putting ass on ground and up again
>call him 'hey small arm man' and do large limb curl outside rack

>be me
>leg push heavy
>girl look
>butt for slut

>read monster shill forum
>new fad of posting
>confusion

>enter iron place
>woman rise mouth commissures
>wire shape cereal fall of pant pockets

>see dyel
>big forearms
>jelly

fuck off brandon

>eat food from homecountry yes
>in gym body making yes
>sweating yes
>people say I stinkoo
>yes
>is that shoe yes?
>no, (yes)
>I poo in loo

>Polo
>Cargo
>Poo
>in
>Loo

Yes?

you first

THIS IS ACCURATE AND SAD KEK

go back to /mu/

It's always the same shit there, I've became a bit bored with it.

>as me
>killlift heavy
>every around administering
>get picnic attacking
>i might be home of sexual

and it's getting flooded now by beyonce' threads, think her marketing team found the place.

>day is new
>get me up
>monster nrg cup
>sip is first of new day

...

>Working out at the gym
>A girl comes up to me and says "Wow your so strong"
>Her answer is satisfying

>pick up 4 plate
>not waiter be
>when mine face

>go gym
>weight robot ask for moneys for weight
>say no moneys
>weight robot say no muscle break today
>sad

>gym
>manlet
>hahahaha

>Make many muscle
>Girl says you big now
>Opinion invalid

>cousin
>15
>pecs
>solid

underrated juj

This my fave

>listenings of Veeky Forums
>go gym
>do starting strengths
>heavy iron squats
>makings inguinal hernia

>low hypertrophies
>high regrets

Just leave man. You never answered if you were the jew yestyerday either.

>makings proton shake
>put in two spoons
>piano here
>cmon

brandon isn't a bad guy irl, he's just easy to go after. if he had his shit together no one would talk shit about him.

>be me
>internet fit
>tfw

that and if he wasnt as fat and awkward

>squat like slav
>girl look butt
>pause at bottom
>look girl butt

>muscles protrude
>"you are"
>smile big

> be me
> they say this no have big mushroom
> follow and let know
> " wow nice sure you have big cums "
> I do
> Friend into the party
> see young bitch
> large mushroom growing to the fuck
> she want
> get shoes for harassment
> this is summer
>mfw

>You never answered if you were the jew yestyerday either.
What?

> post .jpg to buildbody.biz
> "wide, well-build, taught, upload evidence of newfound change"
> appreciate myron

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Include me in the reddit screencap lads. Upvoted

>be me
>realize you're too fat to be me
>be you

>see a new meme
>user say "it haiku, bro"
>tfw cant haiku

Exactly.

you seriously don't know how to write a hiaku?

>internet
>post green
>chortle

>iron jungle
>no tip
>reception lady sabotage irons
>"no"
>backsnap bonobo

>pull pin on grenade to end life
>count down and cry
>mfw I realize I didn't activate strike lever

> Bane says: 4 u

>Weight Place
>Large man
>Party in locker room

>be genetic failure
>drink milky protons
>toot toot in gym
>much faces sour
>lower posterior chain toward grass
>"oh no"
>poo status: not in loo

Best thing I've seen on this board

First time I've audibly laughed in months. Thanks user

at mart
protein fart
leave cart
quickly depart

Nice

>lift iron
>no girl
>feel

>big lift
>homosex
>mftw

>be in music alcohol spot
>man hit female bottom
>do what?

>be you

BUT HOW?

>lift heavy
>good friends
>good girlfriend
>life good
>life happy
>alarm makes beep

Same

>home alone
>no frend
>no gf
>go gym
>pick up heavy thing
>feel good
>go home
>home alone

>I gym
>muscles mirror
>smile

>Resting
>See meme
>Teeth wide open

>drop iron
>girl "shh"
>palpitations