Veeky Forums, have you ever been eyephucked/mirin' by a teen?

only once when i worked at a clothing store.

she and her friend (both blonde and looked 12 to 14) kept stopping by trying to chat asking what i was doing. i tried to ignore them but they kept walking up and down the aisle grinning at me and i just smiled back at them and kept working.

this went on for several minutes.

when they left and i stopped rearranging the fixtures, i got up to turn around and saw the security guy staring at me hard.

we never spoke much to each other after that.

Pretty much exclusively teens. Adult women can sense my internal betaness from a mile away.

Yes but then they said "You have a hot body" (and then she pointed to my face) "but it's up here that's not quite right" :( just to clarify I was also a teen of the same age at the time. I haven't gone out anywhere to be mired in over a year.

>balding
>approached multiple times a week

lol, who do you think you're kidding

>taking whey
The faggot makes it sound like he's on gear.

ah, kiddies. you still think women don't like bald men. lol.

underage girls especially love it.

google "daddy issues", senpai.

Not the real papa franku
Go away imposter

>36 year old bald fuck that says "senpai"

Not him but it's a word filter new friend.

He was jelly.

>36 year old man using any of the words that get filtered

The only women that ever eyefuck me are either jailbait or cougars.

desu senpai

I think I got mired by an old lady once. It was mildly disturbing. Oh, and in high school and college I'd occasionally have girls hit on me, but luckily my autism made me freeze up at the attention as a defense mechanism for my purity. That was when I was skinny though. Now none of that happens anymore haha. Thank God haha, right?

Yes.

Decided to go back to college, I'm 26. There is a 17 year old in an elective I'm taking. She sits next to me, basically forced me to take her phone number and texts/snapchats me often. Tonight she snapped me pictures of her and her family going to disney on ice (I'm not joking). She's one of those tiny hot/cute mousey type girls. She has the personality of a kid but the ass off a model. She's made some innuendo's about sex and I'm 99% sure she wants the dick but I am also thinking she might actually be a virgin. She told me she turns 18 in 2 months.

Should I go for it? Is it wrong? Am I a monster/pervert because I jerked off to thinking about bending her over and making her call me daddy?

I want to go for it. What does Veeky Forums think?

teenage girls are approaching you multiple times a week, lol

>work in a High School
>students hit on me once in a while
>play it cool but only because I can't tell if they are messing with me or if it's for real

do it stop bragging

wait 2 months, then do it

for all of us (also pics?)

I'd approach you.
Not because I have daddy issues, but because you're probably hitman tier

My history tutor is bald, but is pretty built up, I've wanted to ask him to teach me his ways, but not really sure if I should senpai desu ne

No straight man who enjoys his freedom should work in a high school.

Regularly by a chick at my gym but she's fuck ugly...

Lucky you

I had a bunch of 15 year olds sit on my lap at a social event when I was 20 but I was really mean to them. Really drunk and tired. Sad.

When I was in construction a 14yo with the assets of a pornstar mired me hard and offered me cookies. Seductively.

daddy issues don't equal being attracted to fucking baldies, baldie

>taking whey
Holy shit the madman

Do it if you're unattached there is no reason not to.

All the time. I fucked an 18 y.o. a few months back and I'm 30.

Being handsome and fit really is the best.

>hiking popular route in Norway while visiting friends
>hot as fuck, so shirtless
>track busy as fuck, families everywhere
>every single teen girl that walks past literally just stares at my abs

feels good i guess

I just was yesterday. They were bagging groceries for donations for some stupid sports funding and on my way out I could see the Asian one in the reflection of the door staring right at my ass the whole time.

If you live in NY do it now

Retard using google translate detected. Try
不潔なフランク

This as fuck.

Easy there brah, you don't wanna fuck up sodium macros.

Teens? Just about every day on public transport.
Women? They're more slick about it.

Hvor?

...

;_;

>tfw 5'8''
>teenagers (both girls and guys) are taller than me

What if its female only boarding school?

Has nothing to do with the abs

(OP)

Quite often, to be honest. My situation is similar to this guy's , except for the awkwardness part.

32yo, tall, just the right amount of chest hair, pretty decent build. You know those 18, 19 year olds who think they're so fucking smart there's just no way for them to ever find someone worth their time in their own age group? That's my go to demographic whenever I fancy an easy lay, and thankfully my gym seems to have a neverending supply all year round.

>6'2
>210lb
>14%
>dark hair
>green eyes
>dat jawline

See waitresses, servers and wild qts spaghetti often enough. Pretend I don't notice and browse this cambodian rug weaving forum instead because im autismo.

Yeah, the highschool girls who take college tours go right through our gym. It happens alot, they dont have highschool boys whos bodies are fit enough yet.

>taking whey
whew

Don't be jealous senpai. Work hard and you'll have jailbait checking out your abs too

Preikestolen

>tfw ikke attraktiv nok til å plukke smårips

kek

...

Wife that girl up, get her ass out of college and put some babies in her (assuming you're both white).

>manlet sons

>not having 4+ kids

where are you when you get approached? The gym?

how do you transition a girl into your bed? full details please

...

>Am I weird for wanting to go nasty on a sexy legal-age chick who's really into me?

kek

checkmate

>random 17 year old wants to have sex
>"wife her up, make her drop out of college, and have babies with her ASAP"

How's your virginity treating you?

I'm 30 and married with a kid on the way, thanks for trying.

Greie åttere

why wait 16 is legal in most places

t. nu male but the real men are talking now

You mean the skinny cucks that got so shook they elected a living meme into office? Based Arnie didn't vote for your meme candidate and I'm more inclined to trust his judgment than you rabid frogposters.

Yes. Not as often as I would like. I'm 30. Everyone thinks I'm in my early 20s if I have a hat to cover my aggressively receding hairline. Girls who really like big muscles just don't get to see them on fellow teenagers. During winter I'm going to d the opposite of everyone else and try to get leaner. Then break out the short sleeves a month or two earlier than everyone else in the spring. Guaranteed mires... I hope.

It's never hot in Norway torbjron

>Am I a monster/pervert because I jerked off to thinking about bending her over and making her call me daddy?
No, user, you don't make her call you daddy. You fuck the hell out of her until she does it on her own accord

>how do you transition a girl into your bed? full details please

Do it bro.
I ran into the same thing with this 18 year old pothead when i went back to CC.
Got her number and smashed within that same week. Was a good 4 months of hooking up after class before she dropped out, cut if off after that because i didnt want to drive her around because she didnt have a car.

>he thinks hiring a reality tv star with no job experience is smart

i bet you'd rather have a mcdonalds burger flipper perform open-heart surgery on you instead of a surgeon too

Why not wait 2 months?

get gainz then nigga

>tfw 5'8" 210 lbs and 12% bodyfat
>tfw 10/10 azn girls are ez at the gym

■ Lean mass = 184.80 lbs (or 83.82 kg)

■ Fat Free Mass Index (FFMI) = 28.16

■ Adjusted FFMI = 27.72

looks like you have the genetics for competing at the international level in either bodybuilding or athletics.

As long as you submit your boipussy every time I have the urge, sure I will

>the genetics
Remind me whether 25 or 26 is the natty limit on the FFMI

bodyrecomposition.com/research-review/fat-free-mass-index-in-users-and-nonusers-of-anabolic-androgen-steroids-research-review.html/

but totally is at 12% bf at that weight. and natural too. dude is like 1 in a billion gifted. he better compete with those freak genetics.

>5'8" 210 lbs and 12% bodyfat
current body pics?

I'm curious how big you must look like that. Doesn't sound natty though.

This thread has been reported to the FBI

this. i started dating my girlfriend when she was young and life is amazing because shes super committed. women with high sexual partners have a higher chance of divorcing you

EY where the fuck do you guys live that adolescents have the proportions of an adult

Only be relatives.

I'm hoping this means at least I'm on the right track.

I am usually mired more by older women than teens, wtf bruh.

This, just to be sure. Then ground and pound that ass

You can't just post an image like that without a source

>not ironically into nigger speak
famalam tbqh you a shit

Smash already sounds awesome

t. White trash

>skinny cucks
>trust arnold
>rabid frogposters

Leave

>don't criticize me for voting for autistic hitler

>Hitler
This is not your safe space kiddo.

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