How desperate are you for a girl?

How desperate are you for a girl?

Only ugly, dumb, weak, slow, short guys are 'desperate', so to answer your question: Not at all.

>using the online dating jew

Do you skate? Well fuck you then dumbass bitch.

Kek this guy is a fuckin hero

Desperate enough that if a decent shape and average girl showed me attention I would probably slowly warm up to her and if we ever had sex I would get clingy and emotionally attached because I'm that deprived of female attention.

But it's honestly my own fault I've had a dozen opportunities with good looking girls making moves on me but I am such a shy and nervous autist I freeze up and go into flight mode every time.

I'm still a virgin and it gets harder every year to muster the confidence to try.

I should have just had sex with 7s in high school and broke the stigma instead of being a shy picky bitch and letting it build up.

W-what do I say

Depends what type of dog you have

Tell her to play with these nuts.

I don't have a dog I was talking about my dick in the first message

Pic related is why I don't fucking flirt. When I do the faintest shit, I get weird ass question mark responses, now this 5/10 isn't responding to me lmao.

Prefer the clubs, where my Veeky Forums aesthetics make me look shredded under my clothes despite being dsl and thick qts sandwich me.

He doesn't own a dog. He was making a joke

Brun that ain't flirting. Don't tell girls there sweet/ or a good girl. It comes off as weird. But keep trying. Who gives a about one bimbo.

you are so autistic

you sound like youre trying to rape a 12 year old

Only an autistic wouldn't understand his joke. Get your social skills up

Sorry I only have two modes: nicest guy you'll ever meet and tWisTeD fUCkiNg PSychOPaTh.

But it seems ok atm.

Vietnamese girls are quite friendly and easy in my experience and crave the Chinese cock.

FUCK FUCK FUCK, DONT CALL ME. OR YOU WILL BE CURSED TO LOSE ALL YOUR GAINS

no but its a labradick

too late lol

>doxing yourself while trying to brag about picking up a ladyboy

It's over

And she's not even going to text you

Game over

Prepare for a million dicks

U fucked up Bruh. Lel it's over

Pls le 9gag meme army have mercy on me.

>finally man up and get a dating profile other than Tinder which is fucking impossible for a non-white guy
>three likes already from girls
>they're all fucking religious
>said they wouldnt sleep with a guy before marriage
>one is actually a qt3.14

FUCK

Relax you goober, she's a 4/10.

Pretend you're talking to some ugly whore you get along with really well.

That's why I'm on online dating again, know 2 white girls who are quite friendly with me but I don't want to ruin them with a bad relationship (they are wifey material due to traditional values, wanting to be housewives etc).

bumping so more ppl see your phone number

Hhaahahaha thats for real GOT EM!

enjoy your pizzas

I fucking feel you user

How to make/fit/ your personal army 101

Chinese dicklet goes around thinking hes hot shit while being constantly shitted and slips his life away while being cocky in a anonimous macadamian nut internet forum: the movie.

Oh boy rick and morty sure made me laff with this spacial tv episode.

Whitebois are such faggots, stop thinking about dicks lmao. I assume you know of our dick sizes cos you've taken a few miles of our cock.

TODAY ON DAMAGE CONTROL
CHINESE PEOPLE

kekes

NEWSFLASH, WHITE RACE IS STILL DYING COS THEIR MEN ARE FAGS

Give up or try?

A dachshund wink wink

Fuggggggg I dont live in an area with a high asian population anymore :( my yellow fever is killing me

If you feel like she's the one, then commit.

However date side bitches for now, and don't take her so seriously if you just start dating her.

Also, you can always convince her to fuck.

White girls have social skills so shit works faster.

Ask her when the wedding is

she is a fuckin normie so say DEEZ NUTZZ

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I'm no longer attracted to white women or Latinas it's pretty bad

I'm seriously considering giving my D to a 4/10 late 50s Jewish divorcee who keeps hitting on me relentlessly, right in front of her son (who happens to be married to my sister).

If someone gets "do you like to skate" to work I will PayPal you enough for a 5lb tub of your choice of protein

There's three outcomes here

1. they're lying for appearances/so guys wont just try to fuck them right away
2. they're serious but consider oral/anal to not be sex
3. they're 100% serious

I've only met a couple who were in the 3rd category, and due to thinking like you I missed several in the 2nd who otherwise fuck wonderfully

Have you never used Veeky Forums before m8?

tell her u got a miniature wiener

You are lucky i don't have credit annon

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You sound like a guy that I wanna take advantage of ;)

Those chevrons and star bullshit degrade the white race.

BOSTON
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I'm working overseas atm and desperately want to fuck my girlfriend. I can't stop fapping.

you down for some putt putt?

A cock-her spaniel, obviously. Pick up your game user.

Only an autist wouldn't understand that he was joking taking that comment seriously

Actually it's a weiner dog.

Yes you've heard it here first folks, for the first time in two millennia, white people do not rule the wor...hold on...I'm getting an update...okay folks, never mind, all is normal, we would like to retract our previous statement. White people are still in charge. And now sports!

do you like your pizza with extra pineapples

> I can be sweet if you're a good girl
Congratulations!
> What kind of fun do you like to have?
You maxed out the creepiness level.

Listen little baby, you're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that aint what I'm about.

You're perfect the way you are. You hear me, sugar? Perfect. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>MFW thinking about you hurting

lel.

She pretty much rejected you, I know you autists probably never talk to girls but if she refuses to give you her number and ask for yours instead, the only logical thing to do is to walk away and never give her your number, cause she just have politely rejected you.

Also no one is going to bother doxxing you, Veeky Forums doesn't do this shit anymore, besides you could've deleted the post briefly after you've posted it.

>being this new

Gains incoming in dominoes form

You should have asked her if she likes scary movies

I've tried with 8 girls now, they aren't responding well to it. I'm going to get that 5lb user I need more protein.

2/10

When I was 15 they said I'd lower my standards eventually

Almost 25 who's laughing now?

Me. It's me who gets the last laugh at all the average slags who think they are allowed to be flirty with me. You're as uninteresting to me as you were 10 years ago and I will never lower myself to your level. Lose the entitled personality, get a nose job and drop to model standards and we'll talk.

Porn > validation from shitty quality anthro-things. It's true folks. Don't let the false song of the gynocentric jew fool you.

You don't even rule half the world lmao and you're still going extinct

Um. I just got a no id call, soz if it isn't a cutie girl I'm not answering folks.
Wrong retard. She'd say no and not waste her time or give a no answer. She's keen.

she looks like one of those over make up'ed asian girls who look plain as fuck without makeup or even with minimal make up

wtf gaaaaaaaay

Kek that autism

just broke up with my gf cause she was getting in the way of the gym lmao

IDIOT