>that first scoop of the shake
That first scoop of the shake
Cooper Clark
Hudson Ramirez
>second scoop
Andrew Thompson
>n scoops later
Jaxon Jackson
>tfw you had lost the count when you made the shake and have put more scoops than you planned to but there's no such thing as too many scoops so you just gulp it anyway
Blake Ward
>my NIGGER
Logan Jenkins
>tfw when trying to integrate the scoop function the humanity substitution makes no fucking sense and you just can't finish your workout because it's in the back of your head the whole time
Zachary White
Gotta consume more mass than ordinarily acceptable to achieve a total body mass in excess of what it was before cmon
Landon Peterson
>mfw i realized attempting to count the scoops collapses the scoop function into lightweight amount of scoops
just add scoops infinitely bro, don't try to observe the scoops. yeah i know scoop mechanics are weird like that, but the piano interpretation is the best model for scoop mechanics we have so far
Dominic Morales
In fact, quantum theory postulates that by consuming N scoops, you create infinite universes where different versions of you consume anywhere from 0 to infinity scoops and some version of you leaves humanity behind. Which is why you should always consume infinite scoops to maximise the probability.
Parker Murphy
that is if you subscribe to the many scoops interpretation. there's still research being done in this field by professor harpsichord. i don't think we will know for sure which is the correct theory until he leaves humanity behind