Men you wish you were

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t b h that exact moment in your screenshot was when i finally understoof his thicc, boyish charm.

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I do not wish to be anyone I am not.

I'm working on getting the car, at least.

You cringey fuckers.

Patrician taste. May you apex seal into the sunset.

guy on the left

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>when your hair makes up 10% of your bw
that said I'm surprised she has a full head of hair.
usually skellies have poor nutrition which leads to hair loss

>when your a normie trying to make memes

>reddit lmao hehe :DD

I would if I could

Bitchh

Now I actually have to do it.

if only my chest was like his

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his shoulders do things to.me mane

Mfw i don't have a real life goal
how do you find this kind of person

Chris pratt

I want to be the man that SHE wants me to be

> Men you wish you were.

Me. Sometimes, I am even jealous of myself being me.

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So, Auschwitz Mode?

Hey that's pretty good

Some day, though unfortunately my hair line and height aren't the same.

I want to be a bigger more ripped version of this guy.

Mirin' his facial aesthetics tho

This is the only correct answer

I wish

>tfw no hairy chest

And your frame
your jaw
your chin
your eyes
your nose
your hands
your insertions
your facial hair
your cheekbones
your dick
your charisma
your money
your fame
your combat skills
your role in WW2
your sex life
your age
your being a fictional character
your overall personality
your stamina
your hability to curl lmao 1 helicopter
your not being a member of the Avengers

>just fucking kill yourself fucking subhuman waste of space

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RAGING DEMON

le came here to post this

trump is unironically my hero

>wanting to be a fat, petty pig who will forever live in the shadow of the true G.O.A.T

Pic related is my hero

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this. nigga trolled the entire world

>tfw not this perfect

kek
not at what youre writing, just ur autism

overrated manlet with a tiny head. google Justin Hartley, 6'2 master race

Holy shit who is that.

SSB How u doin

SSB?
Doing well

I know it's you

I'm the Savickas poster, yes, but what do you mean by SSB?

i know its fictional but still pretty normal

You. I like you.

Lol if he REALLY thought that way... he wouldn't have been fighting for the WRONG side all this time

Jeremy?

>tfw you will never be a cute blonde shota

my dad

Shame my dad is a manlet

No he didn't you twat. Stop spreading that misinformation. He saw that our political system was fucked up and knew he could do something to make it better.

4arms > all else

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I would look exactly like OP's pic if I got a haircut and was more disciplined at the gym

I'm taller and not asian
will never make top 0.00001% of genetics like pic related

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desu

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>when you are butthurt about your waifu is a shit

>people think geralt is achievable natty

nigga lean as hell

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you want to be a poorly drawn manlet?

It is sad how his co-star Jensen is so much handsomer than him, but dyel as fuck.

this
this

and
pic related

I don't give a shit about being ripped, only want to be a strong thiccboy

genova plz go

Achievable natty?

holy fuck, almost threw up