Would Veeky Forums be confident enough to go on Naked Attraction and show of your gains?

Would Veeky Forums be confident enough to go on Naked Attraction and show of your gains?

youtube.com/watch?v=s-PR2cud6FM

i wasn't aware they allowed white males on their show

They do

That show is really fun. It's a shame the couples never end up together.

That's normal for dating shows though. Out of the whole show there were two couples that dated long term.

wow, she chose face, frame, height. anyone surprised?

Me and a mate were talking about this tonight - what the fuck goes through your head to want to sign up for this shit?

Everyone on it is also fuck ugly. I worry that people from other countries will watch this and it will perpetuate the myth that Brits are ugly - we're aren't, it's just that we have a horrible hangover of Victorian Morals, so only rancid skanks do porn, and only losers do shows like this.

>Everyone on it is also fuck ugly
lol i guarantee you aren't any more handsome than the last three lads

>this show exists
Have some zogging dignity.

>Media is now normalizing CMNF/CFNM fetishes

>Being rejected solely on your penis
pray4mark

This might come as a shock to you but that is what average people look like.

>standing naked with other naked men while being ogled and judged by a woman like a farm animal at a market
>the best possible outcome is being "chosen" by some whore to maybe have sex with
Good job, you found something more beta than bodybuilding competitions.

Didn't watch the show, did some cunt turn down a guy based on his penis? What was wrong with it? Was she hot?

Chick in OP just screams subhuman to me with that hairstyle.

>the myth that Brits are ugly - we're aren't

hnnggh that bitch looks like she can take a good spanking

The guys start out concealed behind a barrier. They gradually lift the barrier to expose more of their body. The first thing they do is expose the lower body (the benis). Every round she has to eliminate 1 guy. She had to choose to eliminate the first guy based on her least-favorite benis out of 6 benii. The guys are right there and can hear everything they're saying as they examine and criticize their bodies.

Too big, too small, piercings are scary. Why is any of this coming as a surprise?

She has eliminated several guys and ended up with that fat fuck on the left? Fucking Brits, how ugly can they be.

the guy she chose was semi hard all the time lmao. he won't grow much. most women have no idea about growers and showers

i'm the definition of a true grower. i have a baby dick when soft (

bbc

>she takes her clothes off
>wow your breasts are so perfect! are they natural? omg you're gorgeous
Is this nigga serious?

She ended up with the tall guy with one leg. One of the few couples that ended up dating, at least at the time of the three week follow up.

kek that guy actually does have one leg what do you know

That is absolutely horrible.

Those are the most obviously bolted on tits I almost wonder if she got them done that badly on purpose to appeal to fake tit fetishists.

100keks.jpg

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>mfw I'd be first to be eliminated

my poor grower

>perpetuate the myth that Brits are ugly
got bad news for you friend

>Single mom
>Finds tattoos attractive
>Eliminates the black guy for being "too perfect"
>Three (3) boob jobs
A real catch that one.

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The thicc negro was objectively the most attractive out of the whole bunch.

>black men who aren't will smith
>attractive

wew

This, the bitch was intimidated.

I'd suck his dick for gains
no homo

>Swole nigga loses to DYEL guy because of height

They ain't learning.

>Will Smith

No, thanks.

At the end the short guy was much more enthusiastic and well spoken, he was much more fluid and social than the lanklet. The lanklet barely said a fucking word the entire time. I thought we were going to have a victory for manlet team at last. Fucking hell, what are we suppoused to do!

Anyone got another sauce? shits got pulled off youtube.

>Fucking hell, what are we suppoused to do!
Learn.

Women get them done so they look good with clothes on, they don't really think about how they look naked. It is all about cleavage.

>benii

Ella Hughes is pretty smokin m8

>tfw grower and not a shower
>micropenis most of the time when flaccid
>7 inches hard

Britain rules the waves

Honestly Yuropeeans are light years ahead of us culturally, scientifically, penisophically

Video removed. That's fucking fast.

Yeah i reported it because nudity is degenerate

seek jesus

I would think maybe the women on this show intentionally pick a shlubby dude so they don't seem shallow. Then just pick the dude they actually wanted in the end.

Came here to do exactly this

What's wrong with Victorian morals you numale cuck.

I've seen some fine ass british softcore chicks, bitches that do hardcore tend not to be that hot anyways, just saved by implants and makeup

lol motherfucker, you got some nice branch down there.

>staying with tinder grill last night
>sexy times ensue
>take break
>this shitty show comes on
>good banter though taking the piss out of it
>start rubbing her again
>she likes
>ads come on
>ad music is ride of the valkyries
>she's moaning
>I'm trying so hard not to laugh
>moaningintensifies.jpg
>mfw I fingered a girl to climax to ride of the valkyries
>because of this stupid fucking show
>fuck reality tv
>pic unrelated

I don't like people that are naked in public. Makes me want to puke.

If only she could choose a haircut that well.

>Brits aren't ugly (they are)

This show is literally no different to what men do to women all the time.

Deal with it.

Men go on TV to size up naked women all the time?

DONT OBJECTIVY WOEMEN

>it will perpetuate the myth that Brits are ugly - we're aren't
we are one of the ugliest nations in Europe

Don't forgot the woman and people all around the country also see them naked. Why would you want a woman who's been revealed

>in Europe
I thought you guys exited europe, now youre back again?

The show also has men judging women...

imgur pics?

www(dot)primewire(dot)ag/watch-2780094-Naked-Attraction-online-free

thanks user

first thing she says after she picks the guy is 'you're so tall!"

manlets continually being btfo

>we're aren't
double negative, confirmed we're ugly.

>horrible hangover of Victorian Morals
kill urself my man

I know I would not.
I currently sit at 170lbs losing 105lbs in the past two years. I still hurry and put a shirt on in front of my wife. My mind is so warped from being fat for so long.
Even worse ive gained a few pounds and lost even more confidence. Fat phobia fucked me

Europe is not the same as European Union, kys my man

>hairstyles

It's only lower class trash that signs up for shows like this. Just pathetic.

This. The show is total fucking propaganda lol

I've heard from dependable sources that you're ugly, fat and fart on the streets without remorse - men and women alike.

Maybe it has something to do that even biggest fucking Chavs have some minimum mo decorum of self respect not to go on a fuking national television where you nan could see you prick

>one of

assuming that they have equally attractive faces, in real life outspoken, but really short guy will talk to 1000 girls. 1/50 at least will give him time. That's 20 girls. The tall guy will talk to 5 girls. Maybe. 1/5 will give him a chance. That's 1 girl.
didn't watch it, cause apparently it's deleted already, but as you can see, your height doesn't matter that much. Personality is what counts. And I say that as a 6'1 autist

> doesnt understand the difference between a geographical continent and a political suprastructure

Someone clearly didn't pay attention in school

> 1/50 success rate is better than 1/5 success rate

I'd do it fo sho.
Would mog all the guys on that fucking show.
Would want some cialis though for that never-ending boner.
>tfw you're a grower not a shower

the guy who won literally was the epitome of FACE HEIGHT FRAME and was a dyel

>Naked Attraction S01E02
>cute redhead archeology student from London gets nexted

> 20>1
I'm saying being more outgoing gives you more chances for scoring quality woman.

damn she was qt as fuck, guy had pleb taste

Would anyone of you dare to post on r/ladybonersgw ?

Probably 90% gays.

Just like regular gonewild it is mostly dudes commenting

Is that a yes or a no?

A yes. Just expect mainly dudes to comment.

No.
If you want a confident boost try Instagram.
If you want to show off your dick try being a porn actor.

AYYYY

Wtf his legs are so long

manlet detected

is everything cencord?

>le sexy times
just kys mouth breathing redditor shit

nope no censoring

>tfw fapped to the qt girls in this series

no ragrets

where can I watch this?

>qt redhead is an archaeology student

that's great, because I have a bone she can examine

heh xDDDD