I can't wait for all you fags lifting for women...

>I can't wait for all you fags lifting for women, to finally land that chick of your dreams and realize you did all of this to catch that vapid whore who doesn't really give a shit about you and will never love you.

You think he could eat that whole sandwich?

Yep... but at least I can fuck some of them and when they want to leave or not care anymore then that's better for me. Fuck bitches

if this guy is half the man jonah is sure

why do people eat at such low-tier sammich chains?

He was just on TMZ the other day and they asked him what the biggest meal he ever ate was. He said half a subway sandwich. I was mad that they didnt follow up to clarify if it was half a foot long or half a 6 inch.

If you're lifting for a girl, its already purely for sex anyways.

>bitter

#Pump4Trump

thats ok because i never loved myself

(You)

He looks like that monkey with a coat.

That guy has a sex tape on xvideos

They don't have to love me, just fuck me.

Because they're everywhere. I live in a city with some god tier local establishments, but if I'm busy I can go into Subway and get something decently consistent.

Foot long wheat Italian B.M.T. double meat
Pepper Jack cheese
Spinach
Onions
Olives
Banana or Jalapeno peppers
A little bit of olive oil and red wine vinegar
Shakers

Fuck yeah.

Lifting for women is an essentially incel thing to do.
Attractive males don't need to lift weights to be attractive.
Bone is all that matters, all else is cope.
Genetics= BONE

All else is cope.

Sluthate.com

Shitty advice

Dude don't make fun of him, he's still evolving

I thought Subway cut it in half

Sluthate is fucking dead. Lookism and PUAhate archive is where it's at.

I haven't been involved with many girls, but I'm already finished with them.
>Getting the body I want, so that girls want me...only for me to reject them.
N-no homo

Even D-list celebs get special treatment or you know, you could put autism aside and ask them not to.

But like look at the size of it compared to the rest of his body.

Why didn't they cut it for him? It's so big.

A little part of me likes to think that just as the subway employee grabbed the knife and motioned to cut the sandwich, he tells him no, and proudly walks out of the store slightly winded carrying the massive thing.

all I can think about is Earthbound when I see him walking

>why didnt they cut it for him
just having this thought makes me think you are a genuinely gnice person user

>my own first thoughts
lol look at this little fagget with his sandwich, you cant eat all that sandwich you littel cunt lol

>lol look at this little fagget with his sandwich, you cant eat all that sandwich you littel cunt lol

Kek'ed hard.

Lookism is DEAD
It's down indefinitely as of the 14th