Fat Hate Thread

No need to thank me, it was begging to be done from the start.

I'd choose master. She could lose a few pounds picking cotton at my plantation.

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That should be a felony.

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You'd think she'd put more effort into her hairstyle.

I would

I don't hate fat people, because hate is counter-productive, but these threads are three times as motivational as "motivation threads", I tell you what.

Of course it's at Walmart...

If they're so proud of their weight, why do their swimsuits cover their stomachs?

the waistband has to be hoisted up above the equator in order to stay up. its almost entirely spherical, so it'd just slip off otherwise

>North Korea complained to the Chinese government that Chinese people universally refer to Kim Jong Un as "Fatty Fat Kim" or "Kim Fattty III" or "Kim The Humongous
>Chinese government blocks the internet terms
>Chinese people just come up with new names to call Kim Jong Un

Maybe she trains athletes how to bulk

How do you feel about this male plus sized model?

Looks like a third Belushi brother.

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THE FUCKING STRETCH MARKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

for what purpose

is that her nipple below her knee or something else?

Who cares about some stupid fat man? We need to do more to protect our proud majestic fat Womyn!

She ate 2 mediums, a large, and an order of bread sticks?

Jesus what is that like.. 4k calories at least?

>would you like some carbs with your quadruple serving of carbs?
America is disgusting.

What I can't understand is how people get to this state. Like stop fucking feeding them shit all day long. They can't even move out of bed and are still getting fatter. How is it not a criminal offense to force feed defenseless planets?

What's the underpants rule?

>those tags
>thinsplaining

Please kill me

Oh

The joke is Sidibe is still obese even after weightloss.

They're basically shaming her for trying to save her own life.

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>"Fatty Fat Kim"

Oh my lord I snorted port out of my nose.

Instant friendzone.

>be me
>work office job
>have stupid, fat coworker who does crossfit
>thinks she has a lot in common bc i hit the gym
>tells me one day she has to lose 20lbs in 4 weeks
>I laugh and tell her there is not a hell's chance she or anyone can o that
>she gets mad and says she will do so
>tell her ok and see her wadle away
>same day i see she posted a pic on her FB of a fatty restaurant she was going to with her equally fat friends
>later on eats a donut provided by work
>day after hits up food truck and walks back in with ice cream
>tells me she will do crossfit on the weekend to work it off
>keep dreaming fatty fat fat

>does crossfat

fixed.

Actually, what would that be like?

Eating a hot Mexican dish after having Italian dessert, then topping it off with Mediterranean after shitposting on twitter 20 times?

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Hit it with a pickaxe to the lump of fat on the forehead? So would I, user. So would I.

>0 DAMAGE.
>TUBBS 2.0 IS ANGRY
>TUBBS 2.0 +20 FAT +20 DEF
>YOUR TURN.

>giving a dog so much food it has to go surgeries it doesn't understand to remove excess skin
Animal abuse should be punishable by hardcore physical violence.

Why is there a box missing? Did she eat one of the Boxes too?

This

>it has to go surgeries it doesn't understand
As opposed to giving it surgeries it does understand?

good going puppers

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Delivery driver here. This is an everyday thing. Worst thing is that most fatties live in shitty multistory apartments, and they can barely make it through their door, so i have to carry all that up to them. Feels bad man, i wish i could refuse to deliver to some of these people, i know i'm instrumental in their death.

>plus sized

As a fat guy I find this term stupid and offensive. It's fighting words. It's like being told that you are so pathetic, people mollycoddle you out of pity.
And it's even more insulting when people "defend" you to feel better about themselves, because they're using your problems to feed their ego while hurting you. Exactly like bullies.
Any fatass who is okay with this shit will never amount to anything.

Jesus christ even spacetime in real life isn't that fucking folded

>dog has three surgeries at university medical center to remove excess skin
>human people with ailments cannot afford treatment go bankrupt and die
America

psychological co-dependency

>TRAINER THREW A CHEESEBURGER
>TUBBS IS DISTRACTED
>TRAINER RAN AWAY

I believe that when you reach some critical mass food starts to get attracted naturally into your direction.
That's exactly why they are called hamplanets

Me too, I hate fatties but damn maybe

Oh shit someone capped this from the other day. Nicely done

>i'm instrumental in their death.
I call you a hero

If you're worried about bullying then maybe you should some fucking weight

Gain? alright but im not sure how that will help, friend.

No, no. I mean they're a bunch of hypocrites.

>I just gained 80 pounds.
>Shut up I don't know how, it's all the medicine's fault

Just so you know, this woman is getting married and you don't even have a gf

youtube.com/watch?v=AbzB5BCaF_Y

Do you seriously think anyone here think it's hard for whales to find desperate betas to trap?

Does anyone else have fat family members who are in denial?

My mother and sister are obese and have been getting fatter for 10 years. They are now very very obese. The problem is they are unwilling to try anything other than diets they invent themselves. Here are some of the diets they have been on

>Verb Diet
Only eat food that has a verb in. They said they would eat lots of 'Split' peas and such but ended up eating 4000 calories of whipped cream and nothing else for a week before giving up

>No Excess Skin Diet
Basically only eat food that will prevent loose skin when they get slim. Obviously this meant only eating bacon and chocolate (because bacon 'will streak away the stretch marks' and chocolate because 'it melts into the skin making the excess skin melt away').

>5 second rule diet
Order takeout food everyday, if they can't get to the door to answer within 5 seconds they eat vegetables. This also happened to be the time my mother moved the TV into the hall and taped a metal pole to the front door handle

>Our future clothes diet
Only eat food that looks like the clothes they will wear when slim. they happened to find chocolate cake dresses in small size the same day

I want them to not die. My sister had a fucking stroke last year.

>Verb Diet

I love how she still wears make up, as if that makes a difference.

>>>>>>Verb Diet

holy shit this is great

Gotta get that fiber somehow brah

> Verb Diet
> Only eat food that has a verb in it.
> They said they would eat lots of 'Split' peas and such but ended up eating 4000 calories of whipped cream and nothing else for a week before giving up

>Our future clothes diet
>Only eat food that looks like the clothes they will wear when slim.
> they happened to find chocolate cake dresses in small size the same day

hahahahhahha

This is a pretty good copypasta. It's very creative

> I first saw my future boyfriend across the room at the bar
> Brian was the type of guy I've spent my life pining after but never getting
> Slim, with dark hair and glasses, jeans torn in all the right places
> I introduced myself to him

I guess you're right about the beta part ...

youtube.com/watch?v=vtRXKACK-0I

>veterinary medical center

It's a dog dude, they probably had some students practice on it, not like it's brain surgery

>slowly putting the weight back on
I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't so pathetic.

Kinetic armor. Pretects your vitals and increases your balance.

Ah, thanks friend. What armor proficency do i need for that? Heavy?

>being so fat you literally are the universe

>>Verb Diet
>because bacon 'will streak away the stretch marks
>Only eat food that looks like the clothes they will wear when slim

What the everliving fuck did I just read?

I don't want her, you can have her. She's too fat for me.

Instead of writing all this shit about fat rights and whatever these people could just go outside and walk around instead and maybe burn some calories

>Fatty fat Kim

Gross I'd sooner fuck a dude.

None, which is great because you can also benefit from the Mage Armor perk.

mirin dat bulk

I wonder what it was like the first time she shit herself and didn't do anything about it. Like what was going through her mind while she just sat there wallowing in her own filth.

Do you think they cut her into smaller pieces and burned them or did they have to build a coffin ark to house her gargantuan corpse?

>premature balding

Every fucking time

Does your sisters name start with an M

perk? you mean a feat right?
either way i think thats just a spell

Around 7000kcal

if he's really attracted to fat women good for him. i know the sex is objectively worse but my god if only i had that power, i would be banging women who were personal 10/10s left and right.

Shit, I can't remember. I was refering to the Skyrim magic skill that strengthens your defensive spells when you're not wearing conventional armor. It's pussy magic really. I prefer full Destruction and jumping around like I'm playing Unreal Tournament instead.

Anyway, fat does help with gut punches, plus it makes you harder to trip or push down, and also gives you leg gains.

But wouldnt my balance be all fucked up because im top heavy?

Good question. Perhaps it has to do with where you get fat. Most of my fat was in my belly and thighs/ass, bringing my center of mass closer to the ground.

ah, fair enough

Christ. She looks like something off Deviantart.

Fat guys aren't fat. Only fat girls are fat

Cheeky

>mamma mia why are all these fatasses coming to my pizzeria?

this was so obvious to expect but still made me giggle like a retard man