26 year old virgin had enough

I'm tired of lifting and yet still being a 26 year old virgin. I've decide to fuck a massage parlour girl but I'd much rather skip the shitty massage.

Is it okay to ask a her for full service without the pretense of first going through a massage?

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find a tranny online to take your anal virginity. that way you will no longer be a virgin but still save yourself the experience of being with a girl for the first time when it happens

Just get an escort

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

Im too shy for brothels and escorts. I can only do massage parlours.

just fuck a hooker and get it over with. At your age it will embarrassing when you finally do fuck a girl and cum in 10secs.

Most people go through it at like 16 not 26.

Fuck like 5 hookers

Solid advice.

Save your penis virginity for marriage OP.

>is fine going to place where the woman might be a hooker and asking for sex
>is to shy to go to place where he KNOWS the women are hookers and ask for sex

that makes 0 sense

Big bad Mîkě P never paid to get laid. Why should you?

tfw first time i fucked i girl i couldnt cum because of deathgrip syndrome.

now i can cum, still take some technique and effort to puyt a good rythm into it and pound that pussy/ass.

Just fuck a regular hooker you don't need social skills ffs

I know what you mean. Stop jerking off and the sensitivity will come back. I try to jerk off once, twice a week tops.

The test boost is great for lifts but by like day 4 im like an animal ready to fuck anything.

But if just stop jerking off, you will come again.

yeah i try to do the same, but its quite difficult if i'm at home alone and dont have a job to keep me busy.

but i found that a fleshlite seem to help, at least for me.
it take longer to cum using it, because it force you to not put as much pressure on your dick than with your hand/fingers, and it's more gentle since you have to use some lube.

only bad side is you have to clean it, even if it take a minute to do so, but if it help...

Ive been thinking about getting one just to give my dick a break. It looks beat up from over the years.

Does your dick look healthier when only using a flesh light?

Why does it fucking matter? That's such a dumb thing to get caught up over.

As if getting a massage before having sex would somehow lower the quality of the sex.

No wonder why you're a virgin. You're a fucking retard.

I dont know how to explain it but the idea of fucking a hooker is embarrassing as opposed to a massage girl.

backpages.

Search massage

Pick one that works solo not at a parlor. They will give you the body rub handjob if u want. But will fuck you for 100$ more

Tbh id much rather get laid through the legit way but i simply don't know how.

You're a fucking idiot, you're paying for sex either way.

If you're too scared you're never gonna get a fucking woman the regular way anyway.

You know that hitting on women is like a 1/10 success rate right? That is unless you're very handsome and socially gifted.

So how does a man find a woman to fuck the legit way?

It's embarrassing and pathetic either way you cuck

Thanks for the great advice.

Jesus you are retarded OP.

If you are paying for sex it's a prostitute, it doesn't matter if she calls herself the Queen of Sweden or a hooker

Have you ever had a massage OP??

Seriously the massage could well be the best part.

You try over and over again. You learn to deal with rejection. It's a numbers game, that's it.

As a man you always have to approach/intiate as well. You got a long way to go. You're like 10 years behind, you got to cut corners now.

Just go see some escorts, than get on tinder and con your way into sleeping with some chick. You'll feel just the same afterwards. But at least you've gotten laid for free as well.

Could someone give an answer to this please?
I'm turning 26 in a month, and I'm in this guys position.
I won't pax for it though, what's the point? What could you possible learn from it as opposed to working towards getting laid the legit way?

I have. But I don't think massage parlour girls are any good at he massage when they make their money from the sex.

Stop being a fucking loser.

Im op. I know what you mean. Paying for sex is just cheating but im getting increasingly desperate and dont know how i can get laid the legit way.

You're absolutely insufferable. You'll probably be alone for the rest of your life.

Can you give more advice

Hey guys, OP here. Would Tinder work for me?

I'm a 25 virgin /r9k/ regular and frankly the only reason is I don't have a sweet pad to take them to. I don't and have never pursued sex because I can think of nothing worse than akwardly and silently trying to get sum in a house were I get shit for typing too loudly.

Dat home gym tho. Fuck girls.

This post has no point I just want to fucking whine for a while.

Small asain boy here. Born in America.

DONT fuck a hooker OP. It won't solve anything.

My advice. Fuck a fatty. At least you can go up from there

If you fuck a hooker the only way up is more expensive hookers.

Start at the fatties op

T. Asain boy who lost it to a hook

Im asian too. How does fucking a fatty help me move up though?

You're a FAILURE, a pathetic, subhuman beta cuck.

A literal genetic dead end, just fucking give up already and save yourself the embarrassment.

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Stop being a dweeb.

Of course it doesn't solve shit, it's not validation. Even though you have the money to pay some disgusting immoral whore to let you stick your peepee in her, your genetics are still undesirable trash headed straight for the great garbage dump of humanity.

In theory you fuck the fatty and you slowly start to feel better about yourself until you have sex with a girl you like.

Really you just need more experience for your internal issues

Love you too anom

You didnt pay
Required some effort on your part

Won't i get the same result if i went and fucked a massage girl and commence small talk with her. See her again, fuck her again, do some small talk again. Repeat 10 times and i should be okay?

No because they lie they to get your money. You have to learn how to bed a girl op

No, because you're paying for it.

Anyone who is not a virgin knows it's not about sticking your penis inside a woman, it's about validation.

I see. Where do i find these fat girls?

No.

Getting a fatty to sleep with you requires at least some effort, and might give u a little confidence.

Fucking an escort or a "massage girl" that you're so obsessed with, costs you money every time and does nothing. You did nothing but pay, you didn't learn anything.

I honestly think you're too dumb for this. You have zero grasp on this. You're just gonna go Elliot Rodger instead eventually.

Im too dumb to give up now user. So lend a hand for clueless me

Outside

Kys.

So if i see a fat girl at a sandwich bar i should say "do you want to get together sometime?" Dont i need small talk?

Wow you're like a fucking immoral robot with no soul. Kys

How is it immoral if i ask her out? Tell me

Because you have no soul

Well meme friendo

Wait, if i get a fat girlfriend. Won't she be with me for the same reason that is to boost confidence?

Congratulations. You just figured out that people do things because it has value to them! Gold star!

Why do you even bother with this thread if you don't like it? Nothing's stopping you from moving on.

K brah kys

Peace!

kfc

lol faggot, 25 not having your own place? you're a virgin because of your autism faggot

Ok, not this user but maybe someon can help me out:
>Not autistic, social, confident, generally well-liked and respected, active lifestyle, Uni, Job, own place

Now I've had quite a few attractive girls be into me in the past. When I go out, I always see girls miring, sometimes get approached, have them hover around me, brush past me,Bite their lips while looking at me and all that shit.
So I feel no need to fuck a fatty, besides that it would probably just make me feel terrible and not want to have sex again. (also, they're not very abundant in my country)
How do I go about talking to/exchanging looks with a qt to fucking?
I'm mainly in my current posistion simply because

a) I never tried
b) I rejected their advances out of fear and misplaced pride when girls tried with me
c) I really, actually didn't give a fuck about being a virgin until a few months ago and just assumed it would happen by itself eventually (it would have, had I only acted on one of my countless opportunities), now it's crushing me.

>I rejected their advances out of fear and misplaced pride when girls tried with me

I did the same multiple times throughout high school and college, then I realized I actually have no interest in women and really just want a gymbro to fugg. If I could give you guys all the qt girls that hit on me I would. I never deserved them desu.

>Now I've had quite a few attractive girls be into me in the past. When I go out, I always see girls miring, sometimes get approached, have them hover around me, brush past me,Bite their lips while looking at me and all that shit.

nice full on delusion mode you got going on there, tell us how you're doing when you're a virgin at 30, joining the wizardhood

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Good for you, all those qts wouldn't do jack shit for me beacuse I've had plenty of my own.
Makes me feel even worse about being a virgin now.
i can't even say that I'm ugly, or autistic, or don't meet pepole or any of that.
I can't say that I don't know how ot talk to girls because I've had more than one who were enthusiastically doing all the work for me from approaching to escalating.
No, the absolute only reason for me being a Virgin is that I always pussied out, and now I'm loaded down with regrets and don't know how to make things happen myself. Thsi would be so much easier if I'd just fucked one of them and gotten comfortable with the whole deal, now I need to learn the hard way after putting it off for so long.

We're all gonna make it...aren't we?

Hmm.
I'm pretty sure when a girl drags you to her room and starts unzipping your pants after making out she really just wants to talk.

This is such a broad and vague question. It's impossible for us to know specifically why you have trouble. I'm too lazy to type it all out but if I had to give you a summary I'd say go to the red pill on plebbit. They're a little mad because there's a lot of virgin failures there but the basics are right. You need to be confident and forward, in good shape, well groomed, successful in career, have lots of good friends. Each of these things give you value in the eyes of women making them more likely to want to fuck you. Women are fickle though, some times you just get lucky and get something you don't deserve.

We'll make it eventually.
Some people just have to wait and work for it longer than others, then we'll enjoy it that much more.

>i can't even say that I'm ugly, or autistic, or don't meet pepole or any of that.
I can't say that I don't know how ot talk to girls because I've had more than one who were enthusiastically doing all the work for me from approaching to escalating.

Same here. I'm at least smart enough to realize that I have everything going for me and the only thing stopping me from being being alone is myself. I rejected girls for years because I had high standards and was just waiting for the right one (then it occurred to me that the right one will actually be a guy, but whatever.)
After all that time of being alone I got used to and comfortable with it, and now I just really enjoy my own company. Even though there are times that I really crave and long for some kind of relationship, I don't know if I'm really ready to give up my comfy, solitary lifestyle that I've gotten so used to.

I'm this guy too:
My problem isn't that there are no girls into me, more that I have never tried and have no experience in how to make it actually happen.
I'm just treading water in how/when to escalate or approach. I have all the things you listed, and plenty of them.
Problem is more with non-austistically communicating my desire and taking the steps to actually fuck them.
And also to keep being patient now that I'm trying, because I've met plenty of girls already through partying/social cicrcles but if nothing's going on in that direction, there are no girls I can try on to feel better and learn.
Right now, I practically spend all day thinking of how to get girls, and that puts me in a terrible mindset.